Don't ask. I get these Van Halen related updates in my email about 40 times a week, and rarely, if ever are they inspiring.
This guy Derek Sherinian played with Dream Theater for a short stint, and seems to have trended toward the Kiss/Alice Cooper end of the spectrum ever since. He uses a "guitarist" approach to keys, meaning he would be perfectly comfortable using that blasphemy "keyboard" whose name is not to be mentioned.
So anyway, in a lack of VH news, here is a fumblefingered version of "Spanish Fly," on a fucking piano.