Originally Posted by
DONNIEP
I had one that stalked me for the better part of a year. I'd come out of the mall, her car would be parked right next to mine so close she had to have climbed out the passenger door. I'd come out of a movie theatre on a date and there would be a note under my windshield wiper telling me how she was gonna kill me or cut my tires or some wacky thing. I'd get up in the morning to walk a chick out to her car and Rhonda's car would be parked right next to the chick's. It was like she was some kind of pussy ninja or something.
The freakiest thing though was coming home one nite to my apartment after work. It was like 7 or so in the evening, and I put the key in the door and I hear music playing and I didn't remember leaving the stereo on. And I walk in and the dining table had a candle burning in the middle of it and there was a bottle of some wine opened on the table and two of my wine glasses sitting there, one almost empty in my spot and hers about half empty, with whore red lipstick on it. I almost shit my pants. The only thing missing was a bunny boiling in a pot on the stove.