Joan Rivers dead ??

[ELVIS]

Discuss...

[FORD]

Well, she's looked like a corpse for years, so who would notice?

[Von Halen]

That's not a nice thing to say FORD.

Accurate though.

She was probably having more plastic surgery.

[DONNIEP]

I'd bang her. Well, as long as she's not dead. If she is dead...I'd have to think about it.

[twonabomber]

Her career's been dead for years!

[ELVIS]

I'd bang her. Well, as long as she's not dead. If she is dead...I'd have to think about it.

You're a detestable human being...

[Von Halen]

You're a detestable human being...

Why, because he says what you're thinking?

[DONNIEP]

You're a detestable human being...

No I'm not. I'm mostly a make believe internet character. Just like you.

[twonabomber]

This was probably the first time I laughed at Joan Rivers in a long time. "How dry is it?"

[Nitro Express]

Well, she's looked like a corpse for years, so who would notice?

They can just send her to Russia and put her next to Vladamir Lenin. Hey, the tomb is just across from Gum's Department store. Not far from Gucci and Cartier. Joan would like it. She's so full of plastic her corps will never decompose. It's a good place for her. We need to keep Joan out of landfills.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

"throat surgery"....

[Nitro Express]

This was probably the first time I laughed at Joan Rivers in a long time. "How dry is it?"

How dry is it? I've never seen Joan's pussy nor do I want to. I would imagine it's like over done roast beef that's been in the refrigerator long enough to grow some fuzz on it.

[Seshmeister]

Great scoop from the the NY Daily News...

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1920231

Joan Rivers joked about her death day before surgery scare: 'I'm 81 — I could go at any moment'

Like she didn't joke about death in every appearance for the last 20 years

[DONNIEP]

How dry is it? I've never seen Joan's pussy nor do I want to. I would imagine it's like over done roast beef that's been in the refrigerator long enough to grow some fuzz on it.

Uh oh. Now you're a bad person too.

[Nitro Express]

I was born to be bad.

[FORD]

So apparently an 81 year old woman has throat surgery.... in some fly by night clinic, and NOT an actual hospital?

Who's her plastic surgeon, Dr. Nick Riviera??

[ELVIS]

Why, because he says what you're thinking?

I wasn't thinking anything of the sort...

[Von Halen]

I wasn't thinking anything of the sort...

You can lie to us, but you can't lie to yourself.

[ELVIS]

You can lie to us, but you can't lie to yourself.

Don't project yourself onto me...

[Seshmeister]

I wasn't thinking anything of the sort...

ELVIS that's kind of disgusting, the woman is 81 and in a critical condition.

[Von Halen]

ELVIS that's kind of disgusting, the woman is 81 and in a critical condition.

Seshticle, you need to see the positive in this. At least she's not related to him, like a cousin or something.

[Nitro Express]

It's not unusual to have an old patient flat line during surgery. Usually the anesthesiologist can bring them back. One of the risks of operating on old people.

[Nitro Express]

So apparently an 81 year old woman has throat surgery.... in some fly by night clinic, and NOT an actual hospital?

Who's her plastic surgeon, Dr. Nick Riviera??

A lot of surgery is done out of hospitals now. Why? Hospitals have gotten too expensive so surgeons go out on their own and build a surgical center.

[Von Halen]

A lot of surgery is done out of hospitals now. Why? Hospitals have gotten too expensive so surgeons go out on their own and build a surgical center.

I would think the malpractice insurance would be a whole bunch more at some stand alone clinic, than at a hospital.

My Son's malpractice insurance is covered by the hospital.

[ZahZoo]

Foxnews is saying she ain't dead yet... hold off on the corpse fucking boys!!

[VetteLS5]

Foxnews is saying she ain't dead yet... hold off on the corpse fucking boys!!

Please place the comma - "hold off on the corpse fucking, boys", or else we've got some real zombie pedarest shit going on.

[DONNIEP]

Commas are Devilly.

[ZahZoo]

Fuckin grammar cops...

Git off my lawn, DAMN IT!!!

How's that for comma usage?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Fuckin grammar cops...

Git off my lawn, DAMN IT!!!

How's that for comma usage?

fuckin'....

[DONNIEP]

fuckin'....

Air commas are Devilly too!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

air commas

[DONNIEP]

air commas

I'll see your gay smiley and raise you one!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'll see your gay smiley and raise you one!

[DONNIEP]

Ah, now that's a good one. Touche.

[DONNIEP]

I'll skip a smiley this time and just cut straight the old tried and true...I built this fucking place!! Me and Sarge! We built it out of a Speak & Spell and and an Atari 2600!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Ah, now that's a good one. Touche.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'll skip a smiley this time and just cut straight the old tried and true...I built this fucking place!! Me and Sarge! We built it out of a Speak & Spell and and an Atari 2600!!

with an etch-a-scetch for graphic design

[DONNIEP]

with an etch-a-scetch for graphic design

Exactly. And we kept the etch-a-sketch to build this skin that we have right now! Now, I'm gonna call all of you out by your first names and we can go fight in the chat box! Whoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Exactly. And we kept the etch-a-sketch to build this skin that we have right now! Now, I'm gonna call all of you out by your first names and we can go fight in the chat box! Whoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he that walks behind the skins never came thru

[DONNIEP]

he that walks behind the skins never came thru

Yet another reason why I should be allowed to run wild in the ACP...