This had to be asked at some point....

[cadaverdog]

Does that mean you would walk out of any movie directed by a heterosexual woman?

For all I know it might have been one. I didn't specify the sex of the cock gobbler. Who's the caveman now?

[vandeleur]

In these liberated times it's good to know we can still rely on a good cock gobbler comment to set the tone

[cadaverdog]

In these liberated times it's good to know we can still rely on a good cock gobbler comment to set the tone

I was going to use fag but I was trying to be pc.

[FORD]

For all I know it might have been one. I didn't specify the sex of the cock gobbler. Who's the caveman now?

Actually, yes you did.....

Here's a clip. He doesn't show his panties in this one but he does later on in the movie. I was watching it with some other squids in Balboa Park in San Diego and we got up and left after it became obvious the guy who picked the camera angles was a cock gobbler. I still dig Bowie though.

[cadaverdog]

Actually, yes you did.....

I guess I did. I assumed it was a male but it could have been a female. It doesn't really matter. I didn't want to see it.

[cadaverdog]

The point is Bowie may or may not be gay but I don't care. I like his music but I don't care to see him or any other man in lingerie. If he want's to wear mens pajamas like Hugh Hefner I'll watch him sing wearing them.

[fryingdutchman]

Dave's not gay.

But his boyfriend is.

But seriously...who really gives a fuck? Being gay or bisexual doesn't really carry the stigma it did back in the 70's and 80's.

In fact, it's become quite fashionable these days...to the point of being fucking annoying. If I were to spew hate speak about gays it wouldn't be due to the way they live their lives. It would be because of their penchant for deliberately calling attention to it.

If you're straight, be straight. If you're gay, be gay. Either way...live your life and shut the fuck up about it.

The same could be said about the religious zealots. If you want to be religious...then go right ahead. But keep your mouth shut and stop screaming it in the streets like an attention-whore looking for validation.

[VetteLS5]

The same could be said about the religious zealots. If you want to be religious...then go right ahead. But keep your mouth shut and stop screaming it in the streets like an attention-whore looking for validation.

Same holds true for some of the atheists out there. Enough already... aren't there bigger problems to solve?

[ZahZoo]

The worst are those loud mouthed, gay atheists!!

What the hell happened to hating on heterosexual, white males..? We used to be widely despised and the root of all evil... now feeling somewhat neglected in all this diversity hoopla...

[binnie]

I think the idea that Dave is gay is laughable - it would have come out in all of the insults traded over the years.

But if he was gay, I couldn't care less.

[cadaverdog]

Same holds true for some of the atheists out there.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw that post. Some atheist are as bad or worse than religious zealots. They blow a gasket everytime they even hear the word God. If they knew goodbye can from God be with ye they'd probably call for a ban of the word. They'd insist it be editted out of everything. If you said it to one they'd probably tell you to fuck off.

[atomicpnk47]

Shit, Dave's not gay he's just happier than hell......

[Edwards3rdWife]

Nope. Never. Just because he never got married doesn't mean he's bi or gay. By his own admission he's a loner, always has been and he makes no apologies for it. People think something is wrong with you if you're comfortable being alone, I get that all the time. I don't need to be entertained and I'm not easily impressed, so maybe something is wrong with me. And hey, I'm straight !!

[Von Halen]

And hey, I'm straight !!

Then why do you call yourself Ed's wife? Fag.

[Satan]

Shit, Dave's not gay he's just happier than hell......

Well, that wouldn't be all that difficult, considering Hell isn't all that happy.

[cadaverdog]

Nope. Never. Just because he never got married doesn't mean he's bi or gay.

I've gotta sympathize with Dave on that. I've never been married myself and didn't start living in sin until I was in my 40s. Before I moved in with my girlfriend some of my neighbors suspected I might be less that straight too. I had a few girlfriends but I never felt like shacking up with any of the ones that wanted to shack up with me. I wasn't the guy who had to have a wife or live in girlfriend to enjoy life. After living with the one I did finally move in with I think I made the right decision.

[vandeleur]

I've gotta sympathize with Dave on that. I've never been married myself and didn't start living in sin until I was in my 40s. Before I moved in with my girlfriend some of my neighbors suspected I might be less that straight too. I had a few girlfriends but I never felt like shacking up with any of the ones that wanted to shack up with me. I wasn't the guy who had to have a wife or live in girlfriend to enjoy life. After living with the one I did finally move in with I think I made the right decision.

Cdog your clearly gay , embrace it . You keeping it inside is clearly painful .
It's cool your amongst friends

[cadaverdog]

Cdog your clearly gay , embrace it .

I'm busted. It started when I touched my own penis when I was 16. I had a new porno mag and I was out of clean socks.

[Edwards3rdWife]

Then why do you call yourself Ed's wife? Fag.

That's Edward's 3rd Wife, actually

[BenJammin]

I think Dave is just too damn intellectual and energetic to sustain any long term relationship. Imagine being Dave and having to dumb yourself down to the daily conversations and ruts of just one person ? He is probably self-aware of this dilemma and doesn't want to shortchange anyone on a relationship that would only be for his convenience. He knows he can always get a fast 'Happy Meal' anywhere ( regardless whether it's a boys or girls toy inside).

Otherwise he would be a Gene Simmons-like douche that perennially demeans Shannon Tweed. What is wrong with that chick anyway ? Gene is an egotistical oaf whose infamy has far outplayed his actual talent and judging from one leaked sex tape, his tongue is the biggest part of his allure.

[cadaverdog]

I think Dave is just too damn intellectual and energetic to sustain any long term relationship.

He's too damn intellectual to take a chance on letting some gold digger take half his money is what I think. If he acts the same way on a date that he did in some of his televised interviews years ago the only ladies that would go out with him more that once or twice would probably be gold diggers. I imagine he's a totally different person when he's not in Diamond Dave mode though.

[ZahZoo]

Too intellectual, yet worried about gold diggers... That sounds really smart.

He's 60... great recipe to die lonely & alone. He can't take his gold records, bank accounts and big house with him...

Who get's what's left??

[cadaverdog]

Too intellectual, yet worried about gold diggers... That sounds really smart.

Even intellectuals think with the wrong head sometimes.

[Heater]

Dave's ego was probably too much for any potential mate to endure, much too much about himself to care for/about someone else. In his "off" time he was likely working on his schtick, practicing his ad libs and posing in front of one of his mirrors. Do that for too long and the real you withers away. It's about him, he wanted back in VH so he could be onstage in front of more than 32 people at a time. His EEAS era stage behavior wasnt much different from Cherone's and fast forward to today and we see a fey Dapper Dan.

Now he's desperately holding onto past glory with his ridiculous tattooing, "D-Ro speedos" references, and comical daily clothing choices in bids for attention from a waning audience. His mantra has always been "Tonight is about ME", its always about him. That surely keeps the boys.....or girls, but more likely the boys away.

[cadaverdog]

Dave's ego was probably too much for any potential mate to endure, much too much about himself to care for/about someone else. In his "off" time he was likely working on his schtick, practicing his ad libs and posing in front of one of his mirrors. Do that for too long and the real you withers away. It's about him, he wanted back in VH so he could be onstage in front of more than 32 people at a time. His EEAS era stage behavior wasnt much different from Cherone's and fast forward to today and we see a fey Dapper Dan.

I'm not going to make any personal attacks because you're voicing your opinion but if you feel that way why do you post here? I agree with some of your observations but you sound like you hate the guy.

[Nigel]

....

But he hasn't seemed to find a life-mate in his own gender either. So, I'm sorting of calling bullshit on the full on gay stuff. But it seems that Dave is incapable or a serious long term relationship regardless of gender....

I'm going with this version of events and it's probably accurate. If I had known then, what I know now, who needs to get married?

Ok Mr. Trebek, I'll take World Tours for $1,000 please. . .

[Edwards3rdWife]

In CFTH, David wrote that when he was 6 or 7 years old, he decided he didn't need anyone. He "kicked" everyone out of his life. Perhaps that's when the channel started opening up.

[Nitro Express]

I'm not going to make any personal attacks because you're voicing your opinion but if you feel that way why do you post here? I agree with some of your observations but you sound like you hate the guy.

Looks like a troll pissing on a holy relic hoping to get the keepers of the temple angry. Pissing people off is great entertainment value.

[Nitro Express]

Too intellectual, yet worried about gold diggers... That sounds really smart.

He's 60... great recipe to die lonely & alone. He can't take his gold records, bank accounts and big house with him...

Who get's what's left??

California probate. Ah if Dave got married it probably would end up in divorce anyways. I think Dave is smart enough to know that. He did say he takes commitments seriously and wasn't about to bring a wife and kids into his life because he was too fucked up to live up to that. Hey if he's happy being weird so be it. I mean this is the guy I saw walk out on stage in chaps and his bare ass hanging out. We ain't exactly talking normal here. Dave is a bit of a crackpot.

[Nitro Express]

I think Dave is just too damn intellectual and energetic to sustain any long term relationship. Imagine being Dave and having to dumb yourself down to the daily conversations and ruts of just one person ? He is probably self-aware of this dilemma and doesn't want to shortchange anyone on a relationship that would only be for his convenience. He knows he can always get a fast 'Happy Meal' anywhere ( regardless whether it's a boys or girls toy inside).

Otherwise he would be a Gene Simmons-like douche that perennially demeans Shannon Tweed. What is wrong with that chick anyway ? Gene is an egotistical oaf whose infamy has far outplayed his actual talent and judging from one leaked sex tape, his tongue is the biggest part of his allure.

Relationships are strange. Sometimes the marriages you think are going to turn out to be disaster turn out to be great long-term marriages and the ones you think are going to work go down in more dysfunction and flames than you can imagine.

It's chemistry between two people and it's hard for someone looking in from the peanut gallery to totally get or figure out.

[Edwards3rdWife]

. That surely keeps the boys.....or girls, but more likely the boys away.

The boys can stay away if they want, but us girls are stayin'