This had to be asked at some point....

[fraroc]

No one else did, so I figured...I'm just the virtual punching bag to do it, so go ahead, flame away and have fun!

Now, many fans (an non fans) in the course of Van Halen's history have questioned Dave's gender preference...There seems to be people always making rumors of Dave being bisexual or full-on gay. But here's my question to the Roth Army (get your torches and pitchforks ready)....Would it affect your opinion on the Toastmaster General of Rock N' Roll if it did come out that he was bisexual?

My opinion is....No. It would NOT affect my opinion or my view on Dave if he was bisexual. In the long run, it really doesn't matter what he likes, He'd still be the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

[dazzlindino]

he is ghey...according to Kristy....so ask no more....

[cadaverdog]

No one else did

Sure they have. Hundreds of times. It gets the same reaction everytime. I doubt anyone here that's here because they like the way the guy sings/sang/sung and don't really give a fuck if he's gay or not.

[twonabomber]

These threads are gayer than Dave is!

[Seshmeister]

I'm the only guy I know who hasn't had sexual encounter with another guy.

I'm guessing that the majority of guys haven't but I can't know that.

[DONNIEP]

What we really need is a Dave's Hair Thread. You know, just like the ones we had back when Fraggle was like 2 years old.

[TFM_Dale]

Everyone that posted a response in this thread is gay .................................................. ............................................... Oh, shit

[DONNIEP]

Everyone that posted a response in this thread is gay .................................................. ............................................... Oh, shit

Embrace it. If nothing else, it doubles your chances to score on Friday nite.

[cadaverdog]

Everyone that posted a response in this thread is gay .................................................. ............................................... Oh, shit

Funny but Freudian. You're a regular Paul Lynde.

[cadaverdog]

What we really need is a Dave's Hair Thread. You know, just like the ones we had back when Fraggle was like 2 years old.

I saw an old interview yesterday with Dave and Alex talking about AC/DC and the monsters of rock tour from 78 or 79. Dave was already well on the way to bald then. Around the same time Angus Young said Van Halen was a pop band compared to AC/DC.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

dave isn't gay, his hair is. that's why he bics his boobies...sailor

[Nickdfresh]

I dunno if Dave is gay or bisexual, but....

There are a lot of out-of-the-closet gay stars like Doogie Howser that are in long term, even monogamous, relationships. If Dave is gay or bi, that's fine. But he hasn't seemed to find a life-mate in his own gender either. So, I'm sorting of calling bullshit on the full on gay stuff. Perhaps he had some gay encounters when he was younger and under the whole androgynous Bowie thing. But it seems that Dave is incapable or a serious long term relationship regardless of gender. So the typical "he's just gay" thing doesn't apply anymore. And yes, the rumor that he "married his (male) chef" is also complete interweb bullshit as well. I think Dave is probably more or less heterosexual, but will be "just a gigolo" for life, and that song is far more truthful than even Dave would want to admit...

[DLR Bridge]

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And no, it would not alter my opinion of Dave if he were 1 of 3. FFS.

[FORD]

[cadaverdog]

Pansy Division is an actual fighting unit in the don't ask don't tell army. Slap fighting unit. Only the limp wristed need apply.