Kid Vegas is BACK!!!!!!!

[kidvegas]

You big '85 Iroc driving,Nut cutter Levi's wearing,Mullet hair cut 'Sportin',EMT no career luvin',Bum fuck IDAHO -not VEGAS livin',Goodie comb sportin',still livin' in the '80's FAGGOTS ,THE MAN is back to tear down that sad excuse for an EMT and his has beeN,never was FANS!!!Quick shout out to Sarge,who banned me---we don't agree on shit,but you noticed it was getting a little boring so you let me back in....................It's cool(need a game let me know).POundcake what up? I got your messages.......you Da- Bomb!........FUCK the rest of you,Now the EMT is picking up Tyler's SLOPPY seconds and playing some gimmick in Boston,they're gonna' have to mix the shit out his mic!!!Way to go EMT!!

KID VEGAS...............................God Bless!

[SweetSecrets]

Hey!

[pete]

If only DLR had cancer........gained 50 lbs.............got a lame bass player.....relearned guitar from MEL BAY volI.........let kidvegas blow him..........said no to charity, different experiences and anything different from 20 years in the studio...............He'd be able to half fill arenas..........Hire guys who forgot how to play songs they wrote.....the ones they remember......... play them shitty........and act gay


HE'D HAVE TALENT

KIDVEGAS..........My mother had her birth canal combined with her anus to kill the smell masengil labs could not conquer.

[ALinChainz]

Kid Vegas is from Ft. Lauderdale.

And a loser.

[pete]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Kid Vegas is from Ft. Lauderdale.

And a loser.

I'm pretty sure his name is Carey Peak and has a 20 year kicking coming to him.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pete
I'm pretty sure his name is Carey Peak and has a 20 year kicking coming to him.

And that he got his user name from some lame 2nd rate porn star.

[MAX]

Oh jeeze, not this fucking toothless cumcatcher again? I guess he's finshed throwing banana peels in front of the retirement center and watching the old folks fall and break their hips for the day or his ass just healed from being repeatedly fistfucked by his ma's crack dealer/pimp?

[BARE BONE]

I think Kidvegas must of left his brain in his mother's vagina.

[ALinChainz]

Yep, him.

[pete]

carey punk - ft lauderdale - probably kidvegas

It got quiet.

This guy was taller than me for about a week.

He's trying to bring back new wave in his gay band with his boyfriend James Hedzopolous.

James is a guy who tried to kick my ass in 6th grade with 4 fat dudes backing him up.

He's about a foot shorter than me now.

These guys bonded in fecalfelia and glazed lips encrusted in each others love mud. These guys calll homi-sexuality progressive because their woman were boring.

but i digress

kidvegas................ carey peak and james hedzopolous want you. they live in lauderdale. they probably are you.

[pete]

Originally posted by pete
If only DLR had cancer........gained 50 lbs.............got a lame bass player.....relearned guitar from MEL BAY volI.........let kidvegas blow him..........said no to charity, different experiences and anything different from 20 years in the studio...............He'd be able to half fill arenas..........Hire guys who forgot how to play songs they wrote.....the ones they remember......... play them shitty........and act gay


HE'D HAVE TALENT

KIDVEGAS..........My mother had her birth canal combined with her anus to kill the smell masengil labs could not conquer.

how sad - i quote myself

[MAX]

Originally posted by BARE BONE
I think Kidvegas must of left his brain in his mother's vagina.

No, that's impossible cos he came out of her ass and splashed a storm in the fungi infested toilet bowl. Apparantly, she was about to flush but he started crying.

Then again, their toilet was clogged from the heaps of used, cheap and broken condoms that she flushed down the toilet. It's too bad cos Kid Lauderdale is a creation from multiple "Daddys" and he doesn't even know it!!!

[pete]

Let's not talk about his mother.

I stomped her to death storming the stage at the DLR show.

She was on her knees.......... as usual.

[Roth kills Sam]

Kid Vegas is a FAG and his mother is a FAG. I am going to punch both of them in their gay homo toothless faces when I see them.

I may continue to beat them about the head and neck area if I feel like it.

[Cathedral]

kidvegas, The DLRarmy owns your ass and it has been proven with the simple fact that you are back.
The way you kicked and screamed to get back in here proves you're a die-hard Roth fan first and foremost, that fact also shows just how boring and lame the Hagarita sites you troll really are.

Blast Dave all you want, the simple fact remains that you love Dave or you wouldn't give a fuck about this place.

But remember, when the dust clears and your ego inflates bigger than the blowup doll under your bed.

THE ROTH ARMY SHITS BIGGER THAN YOU, YOU JUST SMELL WORSE...

Roth On!

[pete]

Originally posted by MAX
It's too bad cos Kid Lauderdale is a creation from multiple "Daddys."

spawned of an infected milkshake of multiple homo spunk

[classicdude]

.....and he has ALMOST LEARNED to make a post without using the CAPS LOCK KEY. It's progress, I tell ya.

[pete]

goodnight kidgayass

you're mom says not to wait up.

she's doing shiezer 2night

LOL

[pete]

jeezus

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Cathedral
kidvegas, The DLRarmy owns your ass and it has been proven with the simple fact that you are back.
The way you kicked and screamed to get back in here proves you're a die-hard Roth fan first and foremost, that fact also shows just how boring and lame the Hagarita sites you troll really are.

Blast Dave all you want, the simple fact remains that you love Dave or you wouldn't give a fuck about this place.

But remember, when the dust clears and your ego inflates bigger than the blowup doll under your bed.

THE ROTH ARMY SHITS BIGGER THAN YOU, YOU JUST SMELL WORSE...

Roth On!

He'd pick the corn out of the Army's shit just to see where it came from.


I'll second that Roth On!

[MAX]

Originally posted by pete
spawned of an infected milkshake of multiple homo spunk

Hahaha!!! Nice!!!

Kid Lauderdale steals money from the elderly and handicapped, hires cheap ass crack whores and then pays to get fucked in the ass. Hell, he'll even hire women if there are no men available. However, he INSISTS the women wear the strap-on that he stole from his Ma's dresser.

[DaveIsKing]

Fuck KIDPUSSY....

He would last longer in a tank of piranha than he would with DaveIsKing (or any Roth Army member with balls, for that matter.)

[FORD]

I think Kid Lauderdale needs to meet the penguin mafia.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
He'd pick the corn out of the Army's shit just to see where it came from.


I'll second that Roth On!

LMMFAO, That is both funny and disgusting all in one shot. I'd rather just tell him it was home grown on the family farm and be done with it, lol.

But hey, if shit pickin is his gig then who the hell am i to get in his way.

He is powerless on this site nomatter how much he thinks of himself.

You hear that kidvegas from Ft. Lauderdale? You're powerless here, baby.

[kidvegas]

Hey fuckheads!!,

I'm from and live in Vegas!!Ft. Lauderdale.............that story is about as real as the EMT's Career!!As for the rest of you,you can all go suck a big fat dick that shoots all over your face.Dam you're mama is ugily,least she was last night!!!Hay fags Manilow's ON TOUR ,Roth is opening good luck in line!!You call this an army?Christ,thank god they;re not defending the country!!You guys a are like a bunch of fags at a Chippendales show!!

KID VEGAS............God Bless

[rustoffa]

Yeah well, there it is again. That fucking thing just bounces back
like a noisy refridgerator. Just annoying enough to make you look
for a sledgehammer or a flame-throwing bazooka. The fucking
shitiest cliche on the books looks like a goddamned bowtie on this
motherfucker.

From this point on, every thing kidvegas posts is gonna be edited
with a google-searched bottle of gerber steamed carrots.

I'm dead fucking serious.....gitchy gitchy poo!

[DaveIsKing]

You have the most run-on sentences of any motherfucker in the history of the English language.

[Cathedral]

I smell Vasoline, kidvegas must be back in town, eh?

The mother fucker farts baby oil.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
You have the most run-on sentences of any motherfucker in the history of the English language.

He's not even top dog in that either. Wayne L. has him beat there.

[ALinChainz]

Sorry Skid Fungus ... you're from Ft Lauderdale, and a dipshit.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Cathedral
He's not even top dog in that either.

He's ON TOP OF A DOG maybe ...

but not top dog.

[Cathedral]

That one earned you a vote, actually you deserved it long before now, lol.

[FORD]

Originally posted by kidvegas
Hey fuckheads!!,

I'm from and live in Vegas!!Ft. Lauderdale.............that story is about as real as the EMT's Career!!

Case closed Kid Lauderdale.

[BrownSound1]

You know, if Kid Vegas was half as smart as he says he is, then he would know how to construct a meaningful sentence.

The thing that I'm trying to figure out is, why do you even bother coming here if you hate Dave, Kid Vegas? Or, how can you not like the original Van Halen? What's the matter, did Dave fuck your mom or something? No matter dude, I just think it is stupid to come on here saying the things you do about Dave, when Sammy Hagar is who you're trying to compare him to. Geezus, you could have at least picked someone like Robert Plant or Jim Morrison...but Hagar? LMAO Let me know the next time Sammy gets a major network perfomance outside of a late night talk show. Or let me know the next time someone calls Sammy legendary...cuz it ain't happening.

[kidvegas]

I'm sorry Where is Sam Right Now,and where is the EMT?!?Not Pollstar #1 I can tell you that fuckheads!!!

KID VEGAS............God Bless!!

[BrownSound1]

Pollstar? lmao...that is a number 1 for internet searches, not ticket sales, cumstain.

I'll tell you where Sam is right now, at the fucking All You Can Eat Buffet. He's getting close to Meatloaf status.

[Hippy Hater]

Kidvegas is just a stupid hippy-crit...maybe if we ignore his dumbass he will get bored and go back to fucking his dog.

[RogueHorseman]

Who's Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who's Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Cathedral]

ROTMFFLMMFAO @ Brownsound1...

kidlauderdale, as i told you before...WE OWN YOUR ASS MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I know why your so pissed, YOU are the guy who's girlfriend Dave did fuck.
Whats wrong, did she throw rocks at you after Diamond Dave slammed his salami up her dooker?
It broke your spirit and you ended up at the Blue Oyster didn't ya?
Spammy consoled you didn't he?