Krusty's Led Zep Fangurl Thread

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  • Hardrock69
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    • Feb 2005
    • 21834

    #61
    Originally posted by wolfsbane

    5. Jimmy Page produced every Zeppelin record himself, and made sure he had a new engineer on every new album so no one else could possibly take credit for their sound.

    An egomaniac to the Nth degree.

    Only if true. I doubt the person who wrote the article was personal friends with the band during their recording career.


    Originally posted by wolfsbane
    6. The Reverse Echo.

    This was a mistake. Music is recorded on tapes on reels. The reels are supposed to be stored on the take-up reel, not on the source reel. If you store it on the source reel, you get this "reverse echo". It is an undesirable effect.
    Music CAN be recorded on tape, but most is not these days. How can you store a reel on a reel? Oh, my bad. I guess you just stack one on top of the other. So if you stack one of them on the source reel, it gives it a reverse echo?

    So I can have a source reel and a take-up reel laying flat on a table. If you stack a reel on the source reel, and it gives you a reverse echo, if you instead decide to stack the reel on the take-up reel instead, do you get a normal, forward echo? Or no echo at all? Or if it is a mistake, I guess you just have to stack the reel on top of the source reel and just hope that it adds the reverse echo somewhere on the tape at random?

    Ok and one or two more questions: How long are you supposed to stack the reel on the source tape for the reverse echo to appear on it? Is there any way to know in advance how strong of an echo it will be? Or what the decay rate will be? Is there some way to make it so that you get a reverse echo on just one hit of the hi-hat on bar 458 of the song? Does it require that you adjust exactly where the reel sits on top of the source tape in order to determine where you can make the echo occur?

    What if you have several reels of tape?


    Are these reels stacked properly on top of the source reel so that they can have reverse echo? And is there a particular brand of tape like Sony, Maxell, MCI, etc. that is better for reverse echo than Ampex? What model number of Ampex tape should be used? 560? 456? 499?

    Haff yooo bin smoke-eeeeng KKKRRRRAAAAKKKKK??????

    Backwards echo or reverb can be used to seriously enhance things.

    Hardly an "undesirable" effect.

    No it is not an effect people bother with on a majority of tunes (like standard plate reverb or something), but ANY effect is useful as another tool that any self-respecting engineer or producer should have in their arsenal.

    I have used backwards echoes and reverbs on numerous tunes, and it really sounded cool.

    It would not surprise me if it's discovery was a mistake. Much like flanging. Those happy accidents are what have improved recording techniques over the years.

    Back in the olden days this is how they did it.


    That guy is an engineer. He went to college for 23 years to learn how to what he is doing here. Pushing some buttons. See, that is the very first 32-track recorder, made in 1954. It had a modulated die-electric source reel. That is the big reel on the left up top. The guy is adjusting the magneto-dynamic variance by turning that dial below to parity. Once it gets to parity, the source reel automatically generates a magnetic pulse. You can synchronize the die-electric source reel with the smaller reels just below it. They can use punch cards to tell the vacuum tube interface what settings to use to determine whether the pulse creates a forward, or a backward echo.


    I found all the above info at a top-secret website I belong to with nothing but multi-platinum engineers and producers.

    This is the current state of the art way of doing things:



    In the above photo, the guy (who is a good friend of mine) has gone on ebay on bought TWO source reels. He put them both on that SONY deck below, and is going to make a reverse echo on both the reels on that TEAC deck. See, that way he can get twice as much reverse echo in half the time.

    He did say it is getting harder to find good tape these days though. He says the Scotch company might be going out of business. I don't know what we will do if that happens.

    I guess we will all just have one of these:




    Originally posted by wolfsbane
    7.
    They only did ONE television appearance in their history as a band.
    Everyone hated this band because they sucked.


    Firstly, the guy who wrote the article IS wrong.....there is a most famous black and white video of a TV broadcast they did in Denmark when they did their first tour as the "New Yardbirds".


    Secondly, you will probably never in your lifetime play in a band who even could approach them when they were a young shit hot band. Like Van Halen was.

    Hater.





    Originally posted by wolfsbane
    14. Jimmy Page shreds THIS like it’s no big deal.

    He should. He had been playing rock music for 15 years at that point.
    BTW, it has been said many times that Zeppelin live was one of the thinnest and most empty sounds of any band. All the live albums have tons of overdubs to create a full sound. Contrast this with The Who, Rush, ZZ TOP, Hendrix, Cream. All who have a wall of sound with only guitar, bass, and drums.
    It has? By whom? What armies of armchair pundits who vomit such inept baby-gurgles ever even heard them live?

    I have a lot of incredible sounding bootlegs that would easily prove such foolishness to be false, and and that was the beauty of the band...they only had 4 people. They did not need 3 keyboard players, 4 guitarists 8 hot female African American background singers and a fucking grand piano, with a speshul fucking appearance by the Moron Tabbur-nackul Kwire.

    That left them lotsa space to fill sonically, and they did so very efficiently and with great power.

    Without any help from any other motherfuckers.

    Page/Plant in the mid-to-late 90s was a reasonable fascimile. Stripped down sonic ass-kicking on a major scale. I did witness that in person.

    They were not some superhuman guys who played everything perfect all the time. Even Hendrix had many an off-night. Babe Ruth may have been the home run king, but he also lead the leagues in strikeouts.

    And so it was with Led Zep. Especially when James got into the smack.


    Originally posted by wolfsbane
    20. All of these achievements are based on a body of work that started and ended in only 12 YEARS.
    Really, Only 8 years. The band was dead by 1976. But fools like you have worshiped Zeppelin with irrational fervor.
    Cream was around for 3 years and achieved much more musically.
    So what if the band became lame by 1976. The definition of a "body of work" includes all the lame stuff. Live stuff too. Yes, it was 12 years. September, 1968 to September, 1980.

    That statement about Cream is irrelevant. Hendrix was around for only 3 years in the public eye (as an A-list solo artist) but he achieved more musically than Cream, The Beatles, The Who, Jeff Beck, The Stones, and just about everyone who existed in the public eye from 1967 to 1970 COMBINED by a longshot.

    Pretty much agree with everything else you posted.

    But then, it does not matter what you or I think.

    Krusty has been begging me for weeks to send her some of my Zep bootlegs.

    So I told her I would give her a cheap substitute: This thread.

    The purpose of this thread is NOT for a serious discussion on Led Zeppelin.

    But thread derailment is encouraged around here.

    Carry on.
    Last edited by Hardrock69; 09-15-2014, 09:33 PM.

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    • Kristy
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      • Aug 2004
      • 16336

      #62
      Another ghey Kirsten Dunst post.


      Thanks, Kirsten. Your knowledge on nothing helps nobody.

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      • Hardrock69
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        • Feb 2005
        • 21834

        #63
        Krusty, my darling.

        My eternal love for you knows no bounds.

        I thank you, My Mistress, for your kind and benevolent whispers in my ear as I.....uh....worship at your holey temple......

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21834

          #64
          The thought of you yelling at me gets me all hot 'n' stuff.

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          • Guitar Shark
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7576

            #65
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Another ghey Kirsten Dunst post.


            Thanks, Kirsten. Your knowledge on nothing helps nobody.
            OK, I got a chuckle out of that.
            ROTH ARMY MILITIA


            Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
            Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21834

              #66
              See? She even has a pet name for me.

              I am so honored.

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              • Kristy
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                • Aug 2004
                • 16336

                #67
                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                I am so honored.
                Whatever, cocksucker. Your interpolation tactic of some shitty classic rock dog and pony act went nowhere, did it not? Just like your life is going now.

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                • Mushroom
                  Commando
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 1122

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Another ghey Kirsten Dunst post.


                  Thanks, Kirsten. Your knowledge on nothing helps nobody.
                  Damn what happened to her. She was cute in Interview with the Vampire.

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                  • Kristy
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16336

                    #69
                    She's been posting here under the pseudonym 'SoftCock99' for years.


                    ~Geesh~

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                    • cadaverdog
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                      • Aug 2007
                      • 8955

                      #70
                      Originally posted by Satan
                      He's her father.

                      And yes, a Devil is completely serious. Pauline Pierce (Babsie's mama) was married to a guy named Marvin Pierce, but at the time the future wife of a smack dealing terrorist training Kennedy killer and mother of a Chimp was conceived, Pauline was running around Europe with Mr. Crowley, and old Marvin was back home in the states.

                      So poor dumb Chimpy had one HELL of a bloodline - on both sides of his family tree.
                      Beware of Dog

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                      • ashstralia
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 6555

                        #71
                        Failed the snopes test also.

                        But snopes is funded by a super secret illuminati lizard lounge.

                        Did you know the collective noun for lizards was lounge? Me neither. We all learned summat today.

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                        • Hardrock69
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21834

                          #72
                          Funny, there is no such username as "softcock99" around here.

                          Krusty is delusional

                          But I expected nothing less.

                          The Krusty robot becomes quite disfunctional when it is confronted with Led Zeppelin.

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                          • Hardrock69
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21834

                            #73
                            KRUSTY!

                            EXECUTE YOUR PRIME FUNCTION!

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                            • Kristy
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16336

                              #74
                              Originally posted by Hardrock69
                              Funny, there is no such username as "softcock99" around here.

                              Krusty is delusional

                              But I expected nothing less.

                              The Krusty robot becomes quite disfunctional when it is confronted with Led Zeppelin.
                              Spelled "dysfunctional" you G.E.D. dropout.

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                              • Hardrock69
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                                • Feb 2005
                                • 21834

                                #75
                                Note how irritated the Krustybot gets when you intentionally spell something the way you mean it.

                                DIS-FUNCTION: A piece of software that is an insult to all other chatterbots due to it's functionality being flawed and imperfect.
                                Last edited by Hardrock69; 09-16-2014, 02:23 PM.

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