Alaska's Favorite Family of Inbred Grifters In a Messy Drunken Brawl

[Nitro Express]

Sarah needs to produce a nude calender of herself and then grab an M-16 and go over and fight ISIS.

Do you know who I am? Yup. A has been desperately trying to swim against the current sucking her down the drain.

[cadaverdog]

Where the fuck are you coming up with that speculative shit?

It's not speculative. When Mary Jo left the party she left her keys and purse behind and didn't tell any of her friends she was leaving. Maybe she forgot, maybe she was already dead. Ted walked by four houses on his way back to the house where the party was held without asking anyone for help. Then he comes back with his cousin to try and rescue her but he doesn't bother to ask anyone else or call the police, fire department, coast guard etc. to help. He was either afraid of getting busted or he murdered her. If he wasn't drunk there's no reasonable excuse why he didn't call for help. He was guilty of murder whether he did it by accident or not.

[FORD]

Wouldn't the BCE thugs who cut his brake lines be guilty of murder?

[cadaverdog]

Wouldn't the BCE thugs who cut his brake lines be guilty of murder?

Too bad you weren't working for the KCE back then. You could have had someone cut the brake lines before they pushed Ted's Olds into the water to cover up Mary Jo's murder and blamed it on the mob or the commies.

[cadaverdog]

Wouldn't the BCE thugs who cut his brake lines be guilty of murder?

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[Satan]

[Kristy]

Why does Malloy's wife look to be more than half his age? Did he molest her in some wet liberal pedophile orgy and held her captive ever since?

[Seshmeister]

I thought you were into older guys.

[Kristy]

Older guys, not relics.

[Von Halen]

I thought you were into older guys.

Why do you think s(he) likes me so much, Sesh?

[cadaverdog]

I should have known. At about 3:00 he exhibits his psychic ability. He reads a report saying the reports aren't clear about who started it but he says he knows. He wasn't there so he must be psychic.

[kentuckyklira]

Damned right he is! The Kennedys throw some of the best parties Hell has seen since the Romans showed up!

Hi Satan!

I just got home from Belgium with 4 crates of this beer! I hope you´re pleased!

[FORD]

Inbred Audio: "He Called Me a Cunt and a Slut"!!



Moosealini should be so proud of her kids......

[Nickdfresh]

I've never seen the piece of shit white trash saga that is "Honey Boo Boo", but I sort of think of these people as "Honey Boo Boo" with a bigger budget...

[DLR Bridge]

I somehow think the folks in the Honey Boo Boo clan are smart enough not to dump $300 on sun glasses.