Where has Von been?

[Nitro Express]

Did you know Catherine Bach (Daisy Duke) was a dancer at Gazzaris? I wonder if she was doing the wet T shirt thing when Van Halen was playing there? I wonder if she did old man Gazzari?

The nightclub also "moonlighted" variously over the years a stage-dance venue, and Gazzarri's would often combine the strip-club-like dancing of attractive, young girls in between live band performances. The "Miss Gazzarri's Dancers" over the years included future Playboy Playmate and Hugh Hefner girlfriend Barbi Benton, and future television star Catherine "Daisy Duke" Bach. The club became a favorite hangout for teen dancers who loved live music, which was not lost on the neighboring television studios. Gazzarri's was acknowledged by TV executives as the real-life inspiration for music-based TV shows such as Don Kirshner's Rock Concert, The Monkees, and The Partridge Family.

[Kristy]

I already belong to the cult of homoeroticism.

Next time you're missing me, look me up on Skype. We can watch each other play with our peckers.

You have a woody, Von?

[Kristy]

You sure you want to be batting clean-up after those two miserable skanks..?

Go fuck a box of Cheerios. Better yet, try getting a drink from one of your Californian reservoirs.

[ZahZoo]

Why would I want to get a drink from reservoirs over 1900 miles away from me..?

I've got a beautiful view of a 40,000 acre lake I can sit and stare at all day from my deck...

[Hardrock69]

Yeah....he built a hi-rise, then decided to have a lake built in front of it.