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  • Von Halen
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Dec 2003
    • 7500

    An Elvis Sighting

    Elvis may have left the building, but he hasn't left his perverted ways!

  • twonabomber
    formerly F A T
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 11189

    #2
    I should move this to the dump!
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16336

      #3
      That's just wrong, Von.

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      • Jesus Christ
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 2428

        #4
        Somebody's going to Hell.....

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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #5
          Lmao!
          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            #6
            Originally posted by Jesus Christ
            Somebody's going to Hell.....
            Tell 'em Jesus!! I've been trying to tell these heathens the same thing for years but they don't listen to me.
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35156

              #7
              Ludicrously the kid in the picture is facing jail time in Pennsylvania for blasphemy.

              This is definitely NOT what Jesus would do. A teenager in Pennsylvania who mounted a statue of Christ and pretended to receive fellatio from it could be heading to the slammer after he posted pictu…

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              • Jérôme Frenchise
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Nov 2004
                • 7173

                #8
                Isn't that Jesus statue tempting misinterpretation with that suggestive posture?
                posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                • Guitar Shark
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7576

                  #9
                  Weird, I always pictured ELVIS as a black dude.
                  ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                  • VetteLS5
                    Commando
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 1130

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    Ludicrously the kid in the picture is facing jail time in Pennsylvania for blasphemy.

                    http://nypost.com/2014/09/12/teen-co...-jesus-statue/
                    Well, it is a little blasphemous.

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                    • VetteLS5
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 1130

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                      Weird, I always pictured ELVIS as a black dude.
                      images.jpg

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                      • cadaverdog
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 8955

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        Ludicrously the kid in the picture is facing jail time in Pennsylvania for blasphemy.

                        http://nypost.com/2014/09/12/teen-co...-jesus-statue/
                        The kid isn't facing jail time for blasphemy he's facing jail time for "desecration of a venerated object".
                        The crime is a misdemeanor and involves “defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action”.
                        I don't think that should be a crime but I wouldn't call it a crime if someone would have caught the little bastard and slapped the shit out of him either. There's no law that says atheists can't respect other people beliefs but some of them act like there is.
                        Beware of Dog

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          #13
                          Originally posted by VetteLS5
                          Well, it is a little blasphemous.
                          A little?? He's goin on the Hell Express when he dies! Everybody - turn before you burn!!!
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • cadaverdog
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 8955

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DONNIEP
                            A little?? He's goin on the Hell Express when he dies! Everybody - turn before you burn!!!
                            I started to post the same sentiment but I assumed the underlining of the word "little" was to clarify it as sarcasm.
                            Beware of Dog

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                            • Angel
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7481

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DONNIEP
                              A little?? He's goin on the Hell Express when he dies! Everybody - turn before you burn!!!
                              Pffft.
                              "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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