If You Don't Think This Is Funny, Something Is Wrong With You!!

[Von Halen]

Holy shit is this a funny story!

A fucking lesbian complaining because she got the wrong sperm donor! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Fuck, if you're going to raise a kid while being lesbian, might as well make it a halfro kid!

http://news.yahoo.com/white-ohio-wom...153715939.html

CLEVELAND (AP) — An Ohio woman has sued a Chicago-area sperm bank after she became pregnant with sperm donated by a black man instead of a white man as she and her partner had intended.

The woman is seeking damages and wants to ensure the sperm bank doesn't make a similar mistake again.

Within days of their wedding in New York, Jennifer Cramblett and Amanda Zinkon had become pregnant with the donor sperm. In April 2012, five months into her pregnancy, Cramblett, 36, called Midwest Sperm Bank LLC outside Chicago to reserve sperm from the same donor in the hope that Zinkon, 29, would someday also have a child.

That's when Cramblett learned from a sperm bank employee that she had been inseminated with sperm from the wrong donor, according to a lawsuit filed Monday against Midwest Sperm Bank in Cook County, Illinois.

Cramblett said they had chosen sperm from a man known as No. 380, a white donor. The sperm used for insemination came from No. 330, a black donor, she said.

"How could they make a mistake that was so personal?" Cramblett said during a telephone interview on Wednesday.

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This undated family photo provided by Jennifer Cramblett shows her daughter, Payton. Cramblett and h …
According to the lawsuit, her excitement about the pending birth was replaced with "anger, disappointment and fear."

"They took a personal choice, a personal decision and took it on themselves to make that choice for us out of pure negligence," Cramblett said.

A woman who answered the telephone at Midwest Sperm Bank on Thursday would not comment and said an attorney would be providing a statement. She would not give her name or identify the attorney.

Cramblett said she and Zinkon love their 2-year-old daughter, Payton, very much and wouldn't change anything about her. But they are concerned about raising her in the predominantly white community where they live.

The lawsuit said they had moved from Akron to Uniontown for better schools and to be closer to Cramblett's family. She said that as a lesbian she has felt the sting of prejudice but doesn't know what it's like to be mistreated because of skin color.

Therapists have recommended that Cramblett, Zinkon and Payton move to a more racially diverse community with good schools, the lawsuit said.

Cramblett said she decided to sue to prevent the sperm bank from making the same mistake again. The lawsuit says the sperm bank has no electronic record-keeping and no quality controls that would have prevented it from sending the wrong sperm to fertility clinics.

The lawsuit seeks a minimum of $50,000 in damages. Cramblett's attorney, Tim Misny, said some of the compensation would pay for ongoing counseling.

[Angel]

Mulatto babies are cuter anyways. Geez lady, get over it...

[Von Halen]

Mulatto babies are cuter anyways. Geez lady, get over it...

You shouldn't use racist terms like that, Angel. You are an insensitive asshole.

[FORD]

So she's afraid of racist assholes in her hick town hating her kid?

Well, they apparently got used to a lesbian couple living there, so I think they can deal with it.

That said, I have to wonder if the negligence on the sperm bank was accidental, or deliberate. Could have been a homophobe doing something malicious against a gay couple, or it could have been somebody who was offended by the "white swimmers only" request, and thought they would play a practical joke by substiuting a darker formula.

And in that respect, there are probably legitimate grounds for a lawsuit. But she definitely needs to get over herself. By virtue of the fact that they are a lesbian couple, it's not a secret that the biological father ain't either one of them, so who gives a shit what the kid's skin color is?



Seriously, who's gonna hate this kid??

[DONNIEP]

Man that kid's got a bigger forehead than David Lee Roth!

More hair too.

[DLR Bridge]

Worried because of how her uppity white community would react upon seeing a child with a slight tan, even during those Cleveland winter months? SMMFH.

[Von Halen]

They should just put all the sperm in one can, and throw it in a paint mixer.

How do you know they requested white swimmers only, FORD?

I wonder how many black women are walking into sperm banks, and requesting black swimmers only?

When she told them to surprise her, she meant boy or girl! Ha ha ha! SURPRISE!!!

[Mushroom]

My white cousin lives in Columbus OH. He and his wife adapted two haitian kids about 8 years ago (they are black just in case you wondered). Those 2 kids have amazing personalities and are being raised by 2 amazing parents in a mixed family. My cousin is a hillbilly but those kids are fine.

All Lesbian butches have chips on their shoulders. I hope this child can grow up in a loving household and be raised properly.

[DONNIEP]

When she told them to surprise her, she meant boy or girl! Ha ha ha! SURPRISE!!!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Guess who's coming for dinner?

[DONNIEP]

My white cousin lives in Columbus OH.

You have a white cousin???

[FORD]

How do you know they requested white swimmers only, FORD?

Uh, did you read the article before you posted it?

Cramblett said they had chosen sperm from a man known as No. 380, a white donor. The sperm used for insemination came from No. 330, a black donor, she said.

I wonder how many black women are walking into sperm banks, and requesting black swimmers only?

And if a black lesbian couple had ended up with a baby that was made from vanilla baby batter after requesting chocolate, they could make the same case. Even though it might not be as obvious with a black mother giving birth to a black child, unless the mother had really dark skin, and the child's was much lighter.

[DONNIEP]

And if a black lesbian couple had ended up with a baby that was made from vanilla baby batter after requesting chocolate, they could make the same case.

This was thoroughly discussed in an episode of The Jeffersons. Black momma + white sperm = black baby.

[Mushroom]

You have a white cousin???

That's ok aint it?

[DONNIEP]

That's ok aint it?

Well, it depends. Are you a lesbian?

[Mushroom]

Well, it depends. Are you a lesbian?

I fucking love fucking women even when the lights are on

[DONNIEP]

I fucking love fucking women even when the lights are on

I'm going to assume that means you are not a lesbian. So, no, no white cousins for you.

[ELVIS]

CLEVELAND (AP) — An Ohio woman has sued a Chicago-area sperm bank after she became pregnant with sperm donated by a black man and out popped Von.

The woman is seeking damages and wants to ensure the sperm bank doesn't make a similar mistake again.

Lovely...

Happy Ebola hoax...

[DONNIEP]

Lovely...

Happy Ebola hoax...

See - I told you guys E would be out snagging wifi from somewhere!

[Seshmeister]

I just hope he isn't bleeding from all his orifices as he's posting...

[katina]

According to the lawsuit, her excitement about the pending birth was replaced with "anger, disappointment and fear."

She needs to drink more café con leche.

[cadaverdog]

This was thoroughly discussed in an episode of The Jeffersons. Black momma + white sperm = black baby.

Lenny Kravitz is living proof of that theory. His mama is Mrs. Willis, Roxy Roker and his daddy's a white jewish guy. I wonder if her being married to a white guy in real life had anything to do with her playing that part.

[FORD]

Lenny Kravitz is living proof of that theory. His mama is Mrs. Willis, Roxy Roker and his daddy's a white jewish guy. I wonder if her being married to a white guy in real life had anything to do with her playing that part.

Saul Hudson too. But on the other hand, there's this guy named Barry Obama, who had a white mama and a daddy from Kenya who was pretty damn dark, from the pictures I've seen.

[WACF]

I have a red haired pale buddy whose mother is black and his dad...you can figure it out.




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[cadaverdog]

Saul Hudson too.

Slash looks like a 50/50 mix. He's not black but he's not white either. His dad was white and his mom was black. So much for that Jefferson's theory.

[Nitro Express]

Saul Hudson too. But on the other hand, there's this guy named Barry Obama, who had a white mama and a daddy from Kenya who was pretty damn dark, from the pictures I've seen.

Barry looks like his mom but does not look like his so called father at all. I think she got knocked up by another black guy (probably Frank Marshall Davis) and then to make the pregnancy look legitimate made a deal with Mr. Obama where the marriage would allow him to extend his visa and she would look like a legitimate mother. I'm sure in Hawaii the stigma on mixed marriages wasn't as bad as it was in certain places on the mainland. The immigration service did investigate regarding immigration fraud because Mr. Obama and Stanley Ann Dunham lived separately after the marriage.

A lot of funny things regarding Obama's family. He's pretty turned out to be what I thought he was. It's why I didn't vote for him.

[Nitro Express]

I guess sperm banks are like going through a fast food drive though. You later find out they screwed your order up.

[cadaverdog]

Obama's real daddy was Prescott Bush.

[Nitro Express]

No. Obama's daddy was Prescott Bush's slave. Probably knocked Stanley Ann up during one of those satanic rituals in the woods.

[Hardrock69]

Hey....I know people whose mommy was a human.....and sometimes their daddy was a human too.

Shocking isn't it? Sorry I had to spill the beans.

I know you will all try to track them down and take them out for such blasphemy now.




I just had to say it.

STOP THE HUMAN HATE!

[FORD]

Well, we do have a member of this board whose mom was Jewish, and whose Dad (according to Mormon theology) came from the planet Kolob.

But He won't be posting today, it being the Sabbath & high holidays and what not.

[cadaverdog]

Well, we do have a member of this board whose mom was Jewish, and whose Dad (according to Mormon theology) came from the planet Kolob.

I've known quite a few Mormons but none of them ever said anything about human beings coming from another planet. Are you sure you're not confusing Mormons with Scientologists? I thought Mormons based their religion on Jesus coming back and hanging out with Joseph Smith.

[cadaverdog]

I looked into Mormon beliefs and they're quite confusing. God (Elohim) was once a human being that was created by a higher God and he created the universe. How is that even possible? I'm assuming Joseph Smith made up that part when somebody asked him where God came from and he couldn't come up with a logical answer.

[FORD]

Maybe this will help......

[vandeleur]

Very informative , Pixar cartoons used to be better .

[ashstralia]

It's astonishing that millions of gullible idiots believe that bullshit

The South Park version was far more factual.