Has Elbow Been Threatening The Neighbors Again?

[twonabomber]

What do you call 4000 dead Africans?

[DONNIEP]

Another healthcare worker has come down with Eboma strain 666. Everybody make sure and PM me for your own supply of Honkicillin! Honkicillin is the only 100% natural antiviral medicine that is guaranteed to keep you Eboma free! It will also make you feel drunker'n hell so that's a plus too. So stock up - Honkicillin: Taking anything else just wouldn't be Christian.

[Seshmeister]

What do you call 4000 dead Africans?

If you're Bono, a career opportunity.

It terms of media value, somewhere above a Spanish dog but a little below an American one?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/s...as-euthanized/

[DONNIEP]

Ok, I'll play along.

What do you call 4000 dead Africans?

Christmas?

[twonabomber]

No.

And now it's closer to 4500.

If you're Bono, a career opportunity.

Also not the answer I'm looking for. Thanks for playing, try again soon!

[DONNIEP]

No.

And now it's closer to 4500.

Ok, give us a hint.

[twonabomber]

It's not a nice thing to say.

[Von Halen]

Population control

[twonabomber]

I expected you to give the answer I was looking for! But that wasn't it.

[twonabomber]

I will reveal the answer I am looking for at 8 pm unless one of you comes up with it. So far I am disappointed in a few of you.

Just in: the second Dallas healthcare worker/ebola patient flew into Cleveland on the 10th and out on the 14th.

http://www.cleveland.com/healthfit/i...incart_m-rpt-1

[DONNIEP]

I will reveal the answer I am looking for at 8 pm unless one of you comes up with it. So far I am disappointed in a few of you.

I'm gonna ask the Grand Dragon. He'll know.

[twonabomber]

You are permitted to phone a friend, or the Grand Dragon. The 50/50 is not available on this question.

I understand some of you are at work and may not be able to answer. I am obviously not at work, and do not have access to the site via the work computers anyways.

[Nitro Express]

Population control

The Apocalypse. Repent ye heathens!



The four horsemen ride out.

[kwame k]

What do you call 4000 dead Africans?

Former Eboma supporters!

[Nitro Express]

Ebola was created in Dr. Zin's laboratory. Eboma was a clone made from ancient Egyptian DNA. The reincarnation of an evil pharaoh who does the bidding of Dr. Zin. The end game is to reduce the world's population to 500,000,000. Just enough needed slaves to provide the lifestyle, sex and goods Dr. Zin wants.

[twonabomber]

Former Eboma supporters!

Sorry, not the answer I am looking for.

You were right about one thing: the answer is three words.

[DONNIEP]

I have spoken to the local head of the Kouncil on Kenyan Korruption and he says the correct answer is:

A good start.

[Nitro Express]

I have spoken to the local head of the Kouncil on Kenyan Korruption and he says the correct answer is:

A good start.

Have those Kenyans found the real birth certificate yet? I think the white guilt complex is wearing off and some of us want to know.

[twonabomber]

I have spoken to the local head of the Kouncil on Kenyan Korruption and he says the correct answer is:

A good start.

Congratulations! You win free reign of the Shoutbox, and probably a scowl from Angel if she reads this page!

[kwame k]

Why do you think he's killing all those Kenyans! Eboma is never going to let that birth certificate leave until he declares Martial Law and makes himself Supreme Leader, comrade

[twonabomber]

What do you call 4000 dead Africans?

A good start.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

[kwame k]

Ebola was created in Dr. Zin's laboratory. Eboma was a clone made from ancient Egyptian DNA. The reincarnation of an evil pharaoh who does the bidding of Dr. Zin. The end game is to reduce the world's population to 500,000,000. Just enough needed slaves to provide the lifestyle, sex and goods Dr. Zin wants.

Makes sense....I believe I seen a documentary on it

[DONNIEP]

Congratulations! You win free reign of the Shoutbox, and probably a scowl from Angel if she reads this page!

You mean I don't get like a patch or something I can sew on my robe??

[twonabomber]

How about a shrunken head of a dead Ebola victim?

[Von Halen]

I am ashamed to be associated with you assholes.

[twonabomber]

Starting today?

[Satan]

The Apocalypse. Repent ye heathens!



The four horsemen ride out.

Damn, that was a great show.

[vandeleur]

You guys channelling your inner Elvis I see

[DONNIEP]

I am ashamed to be associated with you assholes.

For the love of God, please don't say that at the next rally. The Grand Dragon might think you're being serious.

[DONNIEP]

How about a shrunken head of a dead Ebola victim?

Ooh...I could make that into a necklace! Yeah, that just might work.

[Von Halen]

What an Obamanation.

[Hardrock69]

Time to start stocking up on supplies.

I am not interested in wheezing my last breath wishing I had done so before it was too late.

Hmmm......I wonder if I should rename myself Trashcanman.

[DONNIEP]

Tomorrow only I will be running a special Redneck Army Discount on Honkicillin. Order yours NOW before this Devilly Eboma spreads like false hope before the 2008 election!!

[Angel]

I have spoken to the local head of the Kouncil on Kenyan Korruption and he says the correct answer is:

A good start.

...scowl

[Angel]

Tomorrow only I will be running a special Redneck Army Discount on Honkicillin. Order yours NOW before this Devilly Eboma spreads like false hope before the 2008 election!!

Haha, no need for Honkicillin for me...I'm hoping to leave honky land in January.

[DONNIEP]

Haha, no need for Honkicillin for me...I'm hoping to leave honky land in January.

You're actually going to travel with this outbreak breaking out all over the place?? You need a double does of Honkicillin!!

[Angel]

You're actually going to travel with this outbreak breaking out all over the place?? You need a double does of Honkicillin!!

I'll be driving north, babieeeeeeee

That virus is from Africa, it will be too afraid of the cold to venture that far!

[DONNIEP]

Oh yeah, in that case you be good to go! Ain't no Eboma can survive in the frozen north.

[Satan]

You're actually going to travel with this outbreak breaking out all over the place?? You need a double does of Honkicillin!!

Remember, she lives in a country with an actual health care system.

[DONNIEP]

Remember, she lives in a country with an actual health care system.

No, what you mean to say is a "free health care system". If you were say, I don't know, Ford, and you got Peruvian Butt Flu, I doubt you'd be running out of the country to get treated. Besides, Ubamacare is running wild all over this country. Surely it has a provision for Ubama's Magic Medicine to treat Eboma. OR have the premiums not come down enough yet?