Has Elbow Been Threatening The Neighbors Again?

[Kristy]

"dumb scum"

Jone$ can't even look past the irony of his own words.

[kwame k]

OK.......did you know Obama's half black, too and he married a black woman and has black babies and he lets them live in the White House and that's not right and our Founders would never let a black man in that sacred house......except as a servant!

How's that?

[DONNIEP]

Ubama is half black?? And he married a full on black womarn?? Well, the country is definitely going straight to hell.

[kwame k]

It's almost time for Faux News' War on Thanksgiving, Christmas and Christians celebration!

Cause the Kenyan Krushin' Kristian (KKK for short) hates God fearin' 'Mericans!

[DONNIEP]

Hey, I see what you did there. Nice.

[kwame k]

You mean you didn't know he was the head of the KKK?

[DONNIEP]

You mean you didn't know he was the head of the KKK?

They didn't tell us that at the last rally!

[DLR Bridge]

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[kwame k]

Here's the proof he wants you to serve Satan!

[kwame k]

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Yep......he was the former leader

[DONNIEP]

Here's the proof he wants you to serve Satan!

Wait til I show the Imperial Wizard this! He's gonna shit his pants!

[kwame k]

Show him this!

[DONNIEP]

That's a hilarious bit. Too bad Chapelle went all nuts and ran off to Africa. That show was really good.

[Nitro Express]

That's a hilarious bit. Too bad Chapelle went all nuts and ran off to Africa. That show was really good.

I don't know what's in Hollywood but a lot of people there freak out. I probably would live a life of decadence while my manager stole all my money.

[kwame k]

See Chappelle runs off to Africa, Obama's from Africa and Ebola is from Africa.........how much planer can I make it that the Africans created this disease to take control of 'Merica as a payback for slavery!

Which, BTW was the best thing that ever happened to them, slavery that is

[DONNIEP]

See Chappelle runs off to Africa, Obama's from Africa and Ebola is from Africa.........how much planer can I make it that the Africans created this disease to take control of 'Merica as a payback for slavery!

Which, BTW was the best thing that ever happened to them, slavery that is

Wait, is that the NAACP calling the Seshline? Bwahahahahaha!!

How long until somebody comes in here crying cause they honestly think we're serious...

And I still don't believe Ubama is half black. Hell, Boner has a better tan than Barry!

[Nitro Express]

Shit. If Obama is serving Satan he's doing a shitty job. He just spends all his time on the golf course. At least Hitler and Stalin worked hard.

[kwame k]

Wait, is that the NAACP calling the Seshline? Bwahahahahaha!!

How long until somebody comes in here crying cause they honestly think we're serious...

And I still don't believe Ubama is half black. Hell, Boner has a better tan than Barry!

Look if people can't handle the truth about slavery.....that's their problem!

At least a true 'Merican hero has the guts to not pay his taxes and tell the truth!

[DONNIEP]

They never learned to pick cotton...ok, that may be the single most racist thing I've ever heard lol.

[kwame k]

Man......it was great seeing Sean Hannity, Rand Paul and others who were cheering this guy on as a hero......back track like a mother fucker when Bundy made that statement!

[DONNIEP]

I think Bundy must get his slavin' history from this show:

[kwame k]

That was awesome!

[DONNIEP]

That was awesome!

That's how we all sound down here, lol

[kwame k]

That's how we all sound down here, lol

I thought it was more like this!

[Kristy]

Now we have coffee flavored chewing gum:


Clearly this is the work of Obama and his fellow socialist. It'll tie in somehow when he comes to take the guns from the cold, dead hands of rednecks. If Trollvis was here, he'd explain it with Youtube vids of crisis actors and pie charts.

[DONNIEP]

Now we have coffee flavored chewing gum:


Clearly this is the work of Obama and his fellow socialist. It'll tie in somehow when he comes to take the guns from the cold, dead hands of rednecks. If Trollvis was here, he'd explain it with Youtube vids of crisis actors and pie charts.

Elvis hates pies.

[Kristy]

No, I refuse to ask how you would know that.

[Seshmeister]

Wait, is that the NAACP calling the Seshline? Bwahahahahaha!!

I've heard nothing...

[Nickdfresh]

Whoa! There's more than one offspring in your gene pool?


Scary.

And pretty soon my sperm will be everywhere....

[Satan]

They never learned to pick cotton...ok, that may be the single most racist thing I've ever heard lol.

Nah.... he was just quoting a Johnny Cash lyric.......




.... granted, he was quoting it very badly, but what do you want from a 80 something year old Mormon who's spent way too many years wandering around the Nevada desert, inhaling too much methane from cowshit, while having paranoid fits about government and the "negroes" out to get him.

[Kristy]

And pretty soon my sperm will be everywhere....

So..what are you trying to say here? Your mother refuses to buy you any more socks?

[Nickdfresh]

[twonabomber]

OK.......did you know Obama's half black, too and he married a black woman and has black babies and he lets them live in the White House

I wonder if they have plastic covers on the furniture.

[kwame k]

I wonder if they have plastic covers on the furniture.

They better.......getting Jheri curl and watermelon stains on our Founders Furniture would be the ultimate insult from this communist Kenyan Muslim socialist bastard!

[DONNIEP]

I wonder if they have plastic covers on the furniture.

Nah. He spent the first six months pissing all over it, right along with the constitution.

[DONNIEP]

Then he created this Devilly strain of Eboma that's ravaging our beloved nation.

[kwame k]

Eboma........classic

[Satan]

"Devilly strain of Ebola", my pointy-tailed ass!!

The LAST thing I want is a bunch of sick people running around down here for all eternity. Yeah, that's right.... if you have a virus when you arrive in Hell, it's nearly impossible to get rid of it.

Pandemics in Hell mean my infrastructure costs & HellCare expenses go through the roof. Not to mention sick leave for all the demons who don't show up for work, once this shit starts spreading around.

No thanks, mortals! You can keep that shit up there......

[kwame k]

Why don't you drop the act and just post as who you really are!

































































































Obama

[Nitro Express]

"Devilly strain of Ebola", my pointy-tailed ass!!

The LAST thing I want is a bunch of sick people running around down here for all eternity. Yeah, that's right.... if you have a virus when you arrive in Hell, it's nearly impossible to get rid of it.

Pandemics in Hell mean my infrastructure costs & HellCare expenses go through the roof. Not to mention sick leave for all the demons who don't show up for work, once this shit starts spreading around.

No thanks, mortals! You can keep that shit up there......

The American way of fixing a problem is to bomb it. We just need to bomb west central Africa and Dallas. If a new case pops up, we bomb there as well.