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    What's up, Army?

    ...been a while...what's up Roth and Roll, freaks?!

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi Carmine Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    Haha...my favourite facebook friend! How's it going?
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    Yo! What's up!
    Quote Originally Posted by wiseguy View Post
    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carmine View Post
    ...been a while...what's up Roth and Roll, freaks?!
    I almost linked you this thread on the FB

    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...or-not-to-Vape
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    I have never heard of you before.....

    Oh dear.

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    It was only a matter of time that Army Alzheimer symptoms would start showing up...

    Anybody seen my reading glasses?

    Nice to see you around Carmine!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    It was only a matter of time that Army Alzheimer symptoms would start showing up...

    Anybody seen my reading glasses?

    Nice to see you around Carmine!!
    Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
    Your boyfriend feels the same way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
    And if you can't, I can get all the grey market Viagra you'd ever need!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    And if you can't, I can get all the grey market Viagra you'd ever need!
    Shit. That stuff would probably turn me into a member of the Blue Man Group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Shit. That stuff would probably turn me into a member of the Blue Man Group.
    I only import the good stuff!! It'll either kill you or give you a King King Ding Dong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I only import the good stuff!! It'll either kill you or give you a King King Ding Dong!
    Probably made at the Dong Kong pharmaceutical plant Number 5 in Ding Ho Cambodia.

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    Welcome! Welcome to the place that worships a washed up cocaine addict who cant sing and acts like a total idiot! Enjoy!

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    Fuck off, Bleater.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGuy1 View Post
    Welcome! Welcome to the place that worships a washed up cocaine addict who cant sing and acts like a total idiot! Enjoy!
    Pull the taters out of your asshole, dicklick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGuy1 View Post
    Welcome! Welcome to the place that worships a washed up cocaine addict who cant sing and acts like a total idiot! Enjoy!
    Somehow he is still interesting enough for you to come here and post!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGuy1 View Post
    Welcome! Welcome to the place that worships a washed up cocaine addict who cant sing and acts like a total idiot! Enjoy!
    As if you've ever done anything useful in your pathetic life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGuy1 View Post
    Welcome! Welcome to the place that worships a washed up cocaine addict who cant sing and acts like a total idiot! Enjoy!
    Wrong site. Go to red rocker.com.

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