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  • Carmine
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7691
    #1

    What's up, Army?

    ...been a while...what's up Roth and Roll, freaks?!
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    • Sarge's Little Helper
      Commando
      • Mar 2003
      • 1267
      #2
      Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

      Hi Carmine Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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        • Angel
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7482
          #3
          Haha...my favourite facebook friend! How's it going?
          "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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            • VAiN
              Use my hand, I won't look
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5057
              #4
              Yo! What's up!
              Originally posted by wiseguy
              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                • twonabomber
                  formerly F A T
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11201
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Carmine
                  ...been a while...what's up Roth and Roll, freaks?!
                  I almost linked you this thread on the FB

                  http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?71191-To-Vape-or-not-to-Vape
                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                    • Sensible Shoes
                      Full Member Status

                      • Oct 2009
                      • 4650
                      #6
                      I have never heard of you before.....

                      Oh dear.

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                        • ZahZoo
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8961
                          #7
                          It was only a matter of time that Army Alzheimer symptoms would start showing up...

                          Anybody seen my reading glasses?

                          Nice to see you around Carmine!!
                          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32797
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ZahZoo
                              It was only a matter of time that Army Alzheimer symptoms would start showing up...

                              Anybody seen my reading glasses?

                              Nice to see you around Carmine!!
                              Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                • TFM_Dale
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2009
                                  • 7943
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                  Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
                                  Your boyfriend feels the same way

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                                    • DONNIEP
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 13390
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                      Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
                                      And if you can't, I can get all the grey market Viagra you'd ever need!
                                      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                        • Nitro Express
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 32797
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                          And if you can't, I can get all the grey market Viagra you'd ever need!
                                          Shit. That stuff would probably turn me into a member of the Blue Man Group.
                                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                            • DONNIEP
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 13390
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                              Shit. That stuff would probably turn me into a member of the Blue Man Group.
                                              I only import the good stuff!! It'll either kill you or give you a King King Ding Dong!
                                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                • Nitro Express
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 32797
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                                  I only import the good stuff!! It'll either kill you or give you a King King Ding Dong!
                                                  Probably made at the Dong Kong pharmaceutical plant Number 5 in Ding Ho Cambodia.
                                                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                    • ThatGuy1
                                                      Full On Cocktard
                                                      • Jul 2013
                                                      • 22
                                                      #14
                                                      Welcome! Welcome to the place that worships a washed up cocaine addict who cant sing and acts like a total idiot! Enjoy!

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                                                        • FORD
                                                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 58755
                                                          #15
                                                          Fuck off, Bleater.
                                                          Eat Us And Smile

                                                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                                                          Justice Democrats


                                                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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