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Why, it seems like only yesterday that Nitro and I were in Afghanistan, arming the Muj to fight the Soviets. Apparently a young Case Officer had angered the local warlord and village elder. Collins was his name. Anyway, it turned out that young Collins had become quite fond of one of the warlord's goats. Well, you know how these things happen - months in the mountains had simply taken a toll on the young lad. Unfortunately, Collins was discovered in a, shall we say, compromising position with the goat, whom he had named Matilda, while Nitro and I were acting as advisors to the Muj while they carried out a rather successful attack on a Soviet forward air base. The warlord killed young Collins, apparently in a fit of jealous rage.
When Nitro and I finally made it back to the village, we were shocked to learn of Collins' death, and to hear that the warlord expected payment for the damage caused to his prized goat. It seems that Matilda had fallen into a deep melancholy after the lad had been killed. Shocking, really. Anyway, as we had no money and not much else to bargain with, things looked grim for us. That is until Nitro offered his old and rather beaten Rolex 5512 to the warlord as payment for the depressed goat. Oddly enough, even though these people could neither read nor write, nor had any telly, they had somehow heard of Rolex.
Months later when we returned to the village, Nitro and I were surprised to learn that Matilda had died some time after our departure. It seems that her melancholy had become a crippling depression and she had thrown herself over a cliff. Tragic, really.
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