Is this the worst Van Halen song ever?

[BITEYOASS]

I think Vegemite is yummy.

Turns out we're both wrong.

Ash just smiled and gave me Vegemite....sandwich.

Well thanks a fuckin' lot! Now I'm going to start breaking out the "Men At Work" albums.

[ashstralia]

Hehehe...

[Seshmeister]

As far as the piano playing goes on this particular song, it's just too schmaltzy. Perhaps, Liberace might have admired the effort, but not me or damn near anyone for that matter.

I think that's pretty unfair on Liberace who whatever you think of him could play at a pretty high level way beyond anything EVH has ever displayed...

[DLR Bridge]

Wasn't a dig on him at all. However great his playing may have been, there was schmaltziness involved.

[Seshmeister]

Very much so.

[firestarter]

I can honestly say there is no bad song from the DLR years!!

[BITEYOASS]

This thread reminds me of a couple things:

-Whatever happened to that fan-made video for "Up For Breakfast"? The one that had clips of sheep running into walls, morbidly obese women in lingere, and some midget banging a tall woman.

-I never got around to making that parody called "How Many Say Lie" which is about the whole 96' reunion debacle.

[Never was]

Holy shit that is awful. Never actually heard that before. Van Halen is DLR and Eddie,I never listened to any of the non-dlr stuff unless happen by it on the radio or something. WOW, this requires a public music intervention. Sure Dave felt better about the 96 debacle after hearing this turd

[Jetstream]

This is the worst Van Halen song ever, "A Apolitical Poop"... Hagar cannot sing the blues worth a shit, this is pathetic and why Dave is a better fit for Van Halen, at least real Van Halen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuYGojwNfTQ