The Kamikazi EDDIE

[cadaverdog]

What for, then? Go on. Tell us, if you're so smart.

Chasing monsters like Frankenstein and the Wolfman.

[Seshmeister]

I make jokes about Wolfie, and I probably will so long as he's in the band. But come on - he's a big guy. He takes after his mom's side of the fam. He's probably always gonna be a big guy. I find it kinda funny that everybody expects him to be some bean sprout chuggin, health food eating, exercise demon just because he's got a shit ton of money. Yeah, like America isn't slap full of 20somethings whose parents have coddled and paid their way through life and somehow wound up thin and beautiful.

Remember the whole take a flamethrower to my candle rap? Yeah, and everybody is suddenly concerned about the health of some kid who's playing in VH. Hahahaha. It's a good thing Dave didn't sneak off stage during the US Fest and hit the oxygen bottle and the coke pile and chain smoke 7 Marlboros. Cause that would have been unhealthy.

A sixty year old man smashes his face getting 14 stitches and carries on through it to do that gig on Kimmel?

If it was cocaine he was on then no wonder it's classified as a performance enhancing drug at the Olympics...

[CVH Rulz]

He used to tweet about the girlfriend pretty regularly, but hasn't mentioned her in a long time. Maybe that's part of the problem.

[DONNIEP]

A sixty year old man smashes his face getting 14 stitches and carries on through it to do that gig on Kimmel?

If it was cocaine he was on then no wonder it's classified as a performance enhancing drug at the Olympics...

Cocaine: It does a body good!

[DONNIEP]

He used to tweet about the girlfriend pretty regularly, but hasn't mentioned her in a long time. Maybe that's part of the problem.

He ate her. Literally.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

He used to tweet about the girlfriend pretty regularly, but hasn't mentioned her in a long time. Maybe that's part of the problem.

Very valid point, was thinking about her myself....

Not like that, you know what I mean...

[DONNIEP]

If you are given everything on a plate from money to a career playing to arenas rock stardom to a pretty girlfriend then you don't have that, forgive the pun, hunger to 'do the best with what you got'. .

Hello. You must be new here. This won't go over well at all.

Wolfie didn't get the job and money and career handed to him "on a plate". He worked his balls off as a 13 or 14 or 15 year old, slapping his Magical Mystery Ear Buds in his drunk ass daddy's ears and said "Listen to this". You know, because Ed had amnesia and had no idea what he'd done prior to whatever. It takes a shit ton of courage to pull off that kind of make believe propaganda, I mean to stick those earbuds in and make it work!

Please keep in mind that a 15 year old kid called Dave and asked him to return to the fold. Ok, I can't do it. I'm trying but are you fucking shitting me?? I'm supposed to believe Ed's kid not only used his Miracle Powers to resurrect Ed, but he used his Powers Of Persuasion to call Dave and convince him to join the band again? Really? That's how it went down?

Jesus H. Christ. If you guys believe this crap then you should all check out Val's Jenni Craig Rock Star Wife Diet Plan....

[Dave's Bitch]

Chasing monsters like Frankenstein and the Wolfman.

But Frankenstein was the creator

[cadaverdog]

But Frankenstein was the creator

They cut the scene where Dr Frankenstein adopts the monster and names him Victor Frankenstein Jr from the movie but it's in the book.

[vandeleur]

Hello. You must be new here. This won't go over well at all.

Wolfie didn't get the job and money and career handed to him "on a plate". He worked his balls off as a 13 or 14 or 15 year old, slapping his Magical Mystery Ear Buds in his drunk ass daddy's ears and said "Listen to this". You know, because Ed had amnesia and had no idea what he'd done prior to whatever. It takes a shit ton of courage to pull off that kind of make believe propaganda, I mean to stick those earbuds in and make it work!

Please keep in mind that a 15 year old kid called Dave and asked him to return to the fold. Ok, I can't do it. I'm trying but are you fucking shitting me?? I'm supposed to believe Ed's kid not only used his Miracle Powers to resurrect Ed, but he used his Powers Of Persuasion to call Dave and convince him to join the band again? Really? That's how it went down?

Jesus H. Christ. If you guys believe this crap then you should all check out Val's Jenni Craig Rock Star Wife Diet Plan....

Am not sure it would have been a tough sell to persuade dave to return mind.
"Hey dave you wanna drop the ghandi warhol impression at the local fair and play in front of people again"

[DONNIEP]

Am not sure it would have been a tough sell to persuade dave to return mind.
"Hey dave you wanna drop the ghandi warhol impression at the local fair and play in front of people again"

Do not interject logic into this argument

[Nitro Express]

Yup. Didn't care about the band's unhealthy lifestyle and didn't care that Dave couldn't sing and dressed like a flaming faggot. Didn't care. Had no internet or forums to over analyze shit on. Went to school or went to a job. Went to the show. Tried to blow the speakers in the car blasting the shit.