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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I like to think that Jesus would enjoy Halloween with me and the kid. I'm certain He could point out worse things that I've done than take the kid to church every year for our "fall festival" lol
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Jesus trashed the house because the M&M's dropped into his jack-O-Lantern had brown ones in the package.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Proves Jesus most likely has Type II Diabetes and tooth decay.
Hippie.Originally Posted by DONNIEP
Mmm...they should be legal in all 50 states...
Fuck off.
Kristy, did you smoke some of that Grumpy Weed last nite?
I'm not sure how Halloween became a thing for adults. Or why any costume is improved by placing the word 'sexy' in front of it. 'Sexy witch' and so on.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Hmmmm. Samantha Stevens seemed quite bangable but then my preferance would be a jolly romp in genie's bottle or a threesome with Mary Ann and Ginger. You knew the professor was getting down with it because he was the only one smart enough to get off the island and the girls wanted to be on his good side.
I was in a pub on Friday night with lots of sexy witches and women who basically wore the Victoria secrets catalogue with eye liner . If thats a bad thing , er it's not
fuck your fucking framing
When they're big fat chav baby mummas, it's bad. Real bad.I was in a pub on Friday night with lots of sexy witches and women who basically wore the Victoria secrets catalogue with eye liner . If thats a bad thing , er it's not
Hey Krispy, show us yo ass in those tight jeans!
Oof. 0:0
there is always some one who see's a d cup half emptyWhen they're big fat chav baby mummas, it's bad. Real bad.
Depends on just how fat and how close to closing time. Cause when you're about to run out of booze, a roll with a semi Fattie starts looking pretty good...When they're big fat chav baby mummas, it's bad. Real bad.
There will be a mathematical equation that is relevant here .
Time of night x amount of drink divided by size of woman = worth a shot
RayBan beer goggles required...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
stellavision we have all suffered with it
And that's why you NEVER take em back to your place. It's a hell of a lot easier to get out of a, um, not so hot chick's place than get her out of yours. Cause you just know she's gonna want to go out for breakfast and you don't wanna be caught out in the daylight with a do'fer
"Sexy Fire-hydrant" makes my heart go putter-patter
anyportinastorm.comDepends on just how fat and how close to closing time. Cause when you're about to run out of booze, a roll with a semi Fattie starts looking pretty good...
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