More proof of Sexual Harrassment

[DONNIEP]

We should go all and and throw in some bad dialogue. I'm thinking something along the lines of

DB: "That's quite a cutlass ye got thar"
Donnie:" They don't call me Long John cuz me head is so big"
DB: "What ye need is a good scabbard"
Donnie:"Prepare to be boarded!"


It's a work in progress, but you get the idea

Arrgh!! Ya horny wench! Get over here and show me yer hidden treasure! I'm gonna sink me cutlass in yer booty!

[Dave's Bitch]

There are assholes in small town area, but the volume of assholes is higher in a place like Manhattan...

Avast!. Be thee warned Nick, Me and Donnie are trying to get our piratey freak on and you be makin' it difficult

[Dave's Bitch]

Arrgh!! Ya horny wench! Get over here and show me yer hidden treasure! I'm gonna sink me cutlass in yer booty!

I should warn ye, I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs

[DONNIEP]

I should warn ye, I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs

When I get me head between those thighs of yours I'll eat ye like a great white shark! Then I'll give ye my Moby Dick!!

[Nickdfresh]

Avast!. Be thee warned Nick, Me and Donnie are trying to get our piratey freak on and you be makin' it difficult

I just ate!





























Just kidding

[DONNIEP]

I got my pants down around my ankles!!

Better!

[ashstralia]

I just watched that Lita Ford song. Holy fuckballs... Absolutely abysmal.

[Nickdfresh]

Better!

Goddamn right!

[DONNIEP]

I just watched that Lita Ford song. Holy fuckballs... Absolutely abysmal.

You're gay?? I had no idea!

[ashstralia]

You're gay?? I had no idea!

Look, I know you like this kind of thing Donald, but my 'Thailand Tuck' radar was pinging loudly.

[DONNIEP]

Look, I know you like this kind of thing Donald, but my 'Thailand Tuck' radar was pinging loudly.

You say that like its a bad thing. It's more like emptying out your stocking at Christmas and finding one more little surprise gift in there!

[ashstralia]

It's just a giant clitoris!!!!

[DONNIEP]

It's just a giant clitoris!!!!

That's what I keep telling myself too!!

[Seshmeister]

It's an age thing.

I was pleased recently when a younger gay guy flirted with me in a club.

I guess eventually it gets to the point where a dog humping your leg is little an ego boost.

A lot if not the majority of people seem to give up in their 40s. Many of the single people still try but most of the rest seem to be just giving up and I think that's a shame.

It is difficult though when you have no time at all and even looking at a pizza can give you a gut.

[DONNIEP]

It's an age thing.

I was pleased recently when a younger gay guy flirted with me in a club.

I guess eventually it gets to the point where a dog humping your leg is little an ego boost.

A lot if not the majority of people seem to give up in their 40s. Many of the single people still try but most of the rest seem to be just giving up and I think that's a shame.

It is difficult though when you have no time at all and even looking at a pizza can give you a gut.

If anybody can translate this into American I will be forever in your debt.

[SunisinuS]

I should warn ye, I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs

Why ye be warned...the first one was me GrandDad....so we be coming fer thee.

[Nitro Express]

When I get me head between those thighs of yours I'll eat ye like a great white shark! Then I'll give ye my Moby Dick!!

Dammit! I'm trying to sail this heap to Barbados and the crew is down in the bilge playing hanky panky.

[SunisinuS]

And I warn the Kris-tee that there I'll be fer whenever I get low:

[SunisinuS]

It's an age thing.

I was pleased recently when a younger gay guy flirted with me in a club.

I guess eventually it gets to the point where a dog humping your leg is little an ego boost.

A lot if not the majority of people seem to give up in their 40s. Many of the single people still try but most of the rest seem to be just giving up and I think that's a shame.

It is difficult though when you have no time at all and even looking at a pizza can give you a gut.

Sesh you can hump someone's leg just give it a shake!

[Nitro Express]

Arrgh!! Ya horny wench! Get over here and show me yer hidden treasure! I'm gonna sink me cutlass in yer booty!

When you are done the poop deck needs to be swabbed.

[Seshmeister]

If anybody can translate this into American I will be forever in your debt.

Eat fuck kill eat.

[DONNIEP]

Eat fuck kill eat.

Ahhh...now that makes perfect sense.

[ashstralia]

If anybody can translate this into American I will be forever in your debt.

He said he's ok with gay marriage and bestiality.

[DONNIEP]

If I was gay I'd be fighting against gay marriage all day long. I mean that would be the best part about being gay - you had an iron clad excuse to NEVER have to get married!

"Stephen, you know I'd marry you but the gubment won't let us!! Now stop pouting. It's Freddie Mercury Nite at the club and this mustache ain't gonna ride itself."

[Seshmeister]

Would you be the postman or the letterbox?

[DONNIEP]

Would you be the postman or the letterbox?

IF I went gay I'd be both. I mean if you're gonna do it you might as well go all out. Hell, I'd move to Key West and everything.

[Seshmeister]

I've been to Key West and like Miami it seemed like a good place for straight guys to meet women as there were few of us around.

[Nickdfresh]

If I was gay I'd be fighting against gay marriage all day long. I mean that would be the best part about being gay - you had an iron clad excuse to NEVER have to get married!

"Stephen, you know I'd marry you but the gubment won't let us!! Now stop pouting. It's Freddie Mercury Nite at the club and this mustache ain't gonna ride itself."

[Nitro Express]

Gay marriage will be a short lived fad. Look at history. Try and find a large trend of gay marriage. You can't. All you can find is crazy roman emperors like Nero marrying other men. I doubt most the gays who get married will stay married. They will find the whole thing a big pain and just give up in a few years.

[Nickdfresh]

Gay marriage will be a short lived fad. Look at history. Try and find a large trend of gay marriage. You can't. All you can find is crazy roman emperors like Nero marrying other men. I doubt most the gays who get married will stay married. They will find the whole thing a big pain and just give up in a few years.

Some will, and for some reasons it's lesbians that have the highest divorce rate of all. But there are also gay couples that have been together for decades and essentially have had to live as roommates in retirement...

[Angel]

Gay marriage will be a short lived fad. Look at history. Try and find a large trend of gay marriage. You can't. All you can find is crazy roman emperors like Nero marrying other men. I doubt most the gays who get married will stay married. They will find the whole thing a big pain and just give up in a few years.

I disagree. I know many people that have been together for decades.

[FORD]

I doubt sexual orientation/marriage equality is going to impact the divorce rate one way or the other. Some people are capable of lifetime commitment and some aren't.

My sister and her partner have been together over 30 years. I can't imagine them splitting up.

[vandeleur]

Most divorces are happening to married people

[DONNIEP]

Most divorces are happening to married people

Marriage sucks, period. I couldn't imagine going through it again, especially the whole combining assets bullshit. It's a fucking nightmare to disentangle that mess when you or your spouse turns out to be a dick or up and decides it ain't fun no more. It would have to be one more special chick for me to even consider buying a house together or a car or dinner even, lol. Although it would be nice to have somebody to split the driving the kid all over hell and half of Georgia with. But then I think about the holidays and having to go hang out with another family and then that person is probably gonna have kids and that adds another family to the mix and some moron ex husband and it all just seems like too much work to me.

Plus you got the whole "when are you coming to bed?" and "why are there 13 empty beer cans in the trash?" or "your mother doesn't like me" and my favorite "what is it about me that you love so much??" Ugh...it's just too much to even deal with.

And no, I'm not talking to you or about your wife or husband or life partner or whatever you people call whoever. I'm sure your marriage is pure fucking bliss and that you never dream of waking up alone. Hooray for you, really.

[vandeleur]

Donnie you are no longer a marriage guidance councillor I take it

[DONNIEP]

Donnie you are no longer a marriage guidance councillor I take it

Yeah, I don't think I'd make a good one, lol. Have you ever been to marriage counseling? It's like being in court for a speeding ticket except the "judge" berates you and won't let you just pay your way out of it.

[vandeleur]

Nah mate am a drunk I can put up with any old shite lol... Am also a lucky bloke with lots of good things in my favour .
Divorce seems an expensive past time , I got mates who have did it more than once . Seemingly once you Ditch the first few it gets easier

[DONNIEP]

Nah mate am a drunk I can put up with any old shite lol... Am also a lucky bloke with lots of good things in my favour .
Divorce seems an expensive past time , I got mates who have did it more than once . Seemingly once you Ditch the first few it gets easier

Ah, your first marriage is like your first car: You just know you're gonna wreck it.

[Seshmeister]

Some will, and for some reasons it's lesbians that have the highest divorce rate of all.

It makes perfect sense once you read Donnie's post...

Plus you got the whole "when are you coming to bed?" and "why are there 13 empty beer cans in the trash?" or "your mother doesn't like me" and my favorite "what is it about me that you love so much??" Ugh...it's just too much to even deal with.

[Nitro Express]

Ah, your first marriage is like your first car: You just know you're gonna wreck it.

After hearing about your first marriage you are lucky to have lived through it.