Florida Satanic Church To Pass Out Children's Coloring Books In Public Schools

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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6663

    Florida Satanic Church To Pass Out Children's Coloring Books In Public Schools

    Florida Satanic Church To Pass Out Children's Coloring Books In Public Schools
    The Huffington Post | By Priscilla Frank

    Posted: 09/19/2014 8:43 am EDT Updated: 09/22/2014 12:59 pm EDT


    Have you ever wondered what a Satanic children's coloring book might look like? Well, thanks to the great state of Florida you can now know for certain.



    Behold, the "The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities," a coloring book that is being disseminated across Orange County public schools, according to Raw Story.

    We first encountered the unusual children's lit on artnet News, who aptly illuminated this story surely falls into the "only in Florida" category.

    The details: A Christian group received permission to distribute Bibles and other religious materials to their students, leading atheist groups to appeal for an equal opportunity. It wasn't long before the Satanic community hopped on board as well.



    "If a public school board is going to allow religious pamphlets and full Bibles to be distributed to students -- as is the case in Orange County, Florida -- we think the responsible thing to do is to ensure that these students are given access to a variety of differing religious opinions, as opposed to standing idly by while one religious voice dominates the discourse and delivers propaganda to youth," the Satanic Temple’s spokesperson, Lucien Greaves, explained in a statement.

    "I am quite certain that all of the children in these Florida schools are already aware of the Christian religion and it’s Bible, and this might be the first exposure these children have to the actual practice of Satanism. We think many students will be very curious to see what we offer."

    Intrigued? You can purchase the book for $9.95 here. For a very different, yet equally unconventional, take on a coloring book, check out Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen' hilarious "Coloring Book for Grownups."
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32794

    #2
    The kids who were into satanism in my grade school drank MD 20/20 and lit cats on fire.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35157

      #3
      The main use of Satanism over the last 35 years has been as a marketing device for heavy metal bands.

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        #4
        It's all fun and games until you wake up in Hell...
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35157

          #5
          If you are going to try and sell a belief system as ridiculous as Christianity then you need a hell of a big stick to frighten the sheep...

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            #6
            Would you rather buy in to the whole Scientology myth? Don't answer, I know you're Devilly and don't believe anything.

            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Satan
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6663

              #7
              Originally posted by DONNIEP
              It's all fun and games until you wake up in Hell...
              You say that like it's a bad thing?
              Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

              Originally posted by Sockfucker
              I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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              • Angel
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7481

                #8
                Fuck it. I'm going with the Saulteaux creation story.
                "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32794

                  #9
                  They should make a Dante's Inferno coloring book.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49125

                    #10
                    I'd rather be a Satanist than a Scientologist - Satanists are far more ethical...

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                    • DONNIEP
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 13373

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                      I'd rather be a Satanist than a Scientologist - Satanists are far more ethical...
                      Yeah but Scientologists have a kick ass Sci Fi story!!
                      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49125

                        #12
                        Satanists have a better nursery story:

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                          Satanists have a better nursery story:
                          Ok, you won this round. Can't top Rosemary's Baby
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • Satan
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6663

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            Satanists have a better nursery story:
                            That damn bitch is still trying to get child support from me, and the kid is 46 years old, for Hell's sake!
                            Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                            Originally posted by Sockfucker
                            I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                            • BITEYOASS
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6529

                              #15
                              Florida is already worshipping Satan, they just don't know it yet.

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