Hello, Army. Hope all is well.
So, I was hanging out with Vain the other day and we got to joking, as we often do, and a topic of conversation came up: What would you do if you if you could be David Lee Roth for a day? You wake up, stretch it out, but the difference is that you are Dave. Now, of course we respect David Lee Roth. Shit, we wouldn't be here if we didn't. But Vain and I are realists. We know what we would do if we were Dave for a day. We'd wreck shop. Reek havoc. It would probably start with the banging of groupies. I love Dave, I'd wrap it for him. But this would probably go on intermittently throughout the day. Then, I'd grab a plane and shoot over to Cabo, have a long, poignant conversation with Mr. Hagar that would either leave him in tears professing his love or punch him in the throat. I don't know! I don't know what would happen. I'd probably drink his tequila and bang his wife. I'm David Lee Roth. I do what I want. Usually in good taste, but this is an "off" day.
So while Vain and I are terrible people who would take advantage of the situation to its fullest, I'm now curious what you all would do if you were Dave for a day. Would you just go to the movies? Would you admire your nakedness? What would you get into within the boundaries of legality? Shit, what would you do OUTSIDE those boundaries? It's an age old hypothetical question. Level with me, baby....