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    Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers

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    Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself,
    Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living







    Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

    Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

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    Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

    Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

    Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

    Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

    He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

    Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.

    He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn't suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good Samaritan...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post

    Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover.
    You sir, are living proof that having daughters can really fuck up a mans judgement.
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    That may be true but that post was copied from the original page linked at the top and not my words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    That may be true but that post was copied from the original page linked at the top and not my words.
    Seshpaster

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    Ha ha!

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    What a heartwarming story! This would make a great Lifetime holiday movie...

    I wanna live! I wanna live! How do I snort this coke on my shoulders?
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    Cool

    That dude must have went to the "Charlie Sheen Suicide Prevention Center" at the Zona Roja in Mexico City.

    To that I say...

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    Mexico is a paradise if you have enough pesos.

    Ha! Them cab drivers are always making the pussy sign with their fingers and yelling chocho! I never took them up on the offer. I often wondered where that rabbit hole lead to. Instead of a kidnapping it sounds like this guy got his money's worth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Mexico is a paradise if you have enough pesos.

    Ha! Them cab drivers are always making the pussy sign with their fingers and yelling chocho! I never took them up on the offer. I often wondered where that rabbit hole lead to. Instead of a kidnapping it sounds like this guy got his money's worth.
    Not with the drug wars going on. You're aware 43 students were burned to death by bent cops and drug cartels?

    So happy this fucking douches life was saved by some coke and hookers while subsidizing murder, I wish he'd have just offed himself!

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    Hey, it was cheaper than therapy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post

    So happy this fucking douches life was saved by some coke and hookers while subsidizing murder, I wish he'd have just offed himself!
    Same thing the democrats are doing with every major city in America. You been in the Buffaghetto lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Same thing the democrats are doing with every major city in America. You been in the Buffaghetto lately?
    WTF are you even talking about? I was a few weeks ago and missed the pile of severed heads and Army death squads...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    WTF are you even talking about? I was a few weeks ago and missed the pile of severed heads and Army death squads...
    Your Government is masking it as black on black crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Not with the drug wars going on. You're aware 43 students were burned to death by bent cops and drug cartels?

    So happy this fucking douches life was saved by some coke and hookers while subsidizing murder, I wish he'd have just offed himself!
    Wells Fargo and HSBC bank are laundering the money from the mess. Our government does nothing. It's much worse than 43 students but this is what happens with the banks buy governments and there is no real enforcement. The people are left to defend themselves and in Mexico the citizens can't have guns.

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    It's still a party if you have enough pesos and you are probably safer in Cabo than you are in Cleveland. Senior Frogs right now is full of drunk Americans and Canadians slamming cheap tequila oblivious to the drug war and some students they didn't know. People really don't give a damn as long as it doesn't affect them directly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Same thing the democrats are doing with every major city in America. You been in the Buffaghetto lately?
    Always a party in Detroit if you have enough $$$$$$.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Your Government is masking it as black on black crime.
    It's as much your government as it is my government. The government that is controlled by white on white crime that is corporate political "donations"...

    Fuck this fucking faggot! WhhaaaaHHH!! "I was depressed because I can't laid but Mexican hookers and drugs saved me!" Fuck this guy!

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    Guarantee this method wouldn't work for me. What might be the gender appropriate solution?
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    ^^^a weekend with Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    Guarantee this method wouldn't work for me. What might be the gender appropriate solution?
    The only thing that comes to mind and would achieve a similar level of self-deprecating, immoral disgrace would be a date night with Von...
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    Is that Festus Haggen in your avy? That actor Ken Curtis is from Lamar, Colorado. Ever been to Lamar, Colorado? I have. Everybody in the godforsaken shithole talks like Festus.
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    Yep that's ole Festus from Gunsmoke.

    Yep been to Lamar, Co... nothing remarkable there.

    I did meet Ken Curtis and Amanda Blake (Miss Kitty) of Gunsmoke fame when I was kid. Back in the 60's they erected a big tent outside the main California Rodeo grounds in Salinas, California... inside it was decorated exactly like the Longhorn Saloon in Dodge City. For several years Amanda Blake would show up dressed in character and hang out there. One year Festus joined her and I got to meet them both.

    Back then the California Rodeo was the 3rd largest in the world...

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