Countdown to the DONNIEP's annual Hagar Beach Rum Birthday Bash!

[WARF]

Just like Samuel Roy Hagar, I say we shall honor his birthday all month long. We've got 5 days til the big party! (I bet DONNIE didn't think I would remember his birthday.) HA! Come on man, before I got my ass out of bed and started my own business... I could barely afford a half pint of RUBLE© vodka. I think RUBLE is French for rubbing alcohol...



uh huh

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!

You are my WOLFGANG VAN HALEN, brutha!!!!

You got me out of bed from drinking 24 hours a day, relocated back to sunny Florida and inspired me to start my own BIZNESS!!!

If it wasn't for all the cocaine money© and hookers™ you sent via the DONNIEP PIGGY BANK™ and ATMS and stuff I would have been found dead in my room from starvation™, dehydration™ or even excessive MASTURBATION™....

And just like the mindless masses who groupthink about WEIGHTGAIN VAN HALEN, you truly are my SAVIOR!

Happy Birthday Donniep, and have a Sammy Hagar Beach Rum™ on me you little devil!



30 days of Donniep begin now....

Sorta like that arc, my nigga Noah built for all his cows n' horses n' shit.....

You da man DONNIEP, I don't care how often to you talk to yaself in the shoutbox you rule duuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!

1-800-see-ya

(P.S. - Find Kim Kardashians ass)

[TFM_Dale]

Funny post! Happy early birthday Donnie!

[DONNIEP]

Hahahahah!! How'd you know I'm going to Cabo to hang with Sammy for my birthday?? That's right - me, Sammy and Mikey are gonna rock the fuck out and make that gay pussy symbol with our hands while we do the 5150 Walk straight thru the middle of town!

Thanks for the birthday wish, my insane brother! Now, I got a great idea for a message board...you're gonna love this one...

[DONNIEP]

Funny post! Happy early birthday Donnie!

Thanks pal!

[WARF]

I make that gay symbol too when I jerk off....



But my dick is too fuckin' small to fit in between the Illuminati triangle uh huh...

But I digress....

Nah man... no more message boards!

Me and you to making message boards is the equivalent to William Shatner making funny television sitcoms....

I'm done with the interwebz, but I shall check in from time to time to salute you or read Kristy trash a Led Zeppelin album....

Well... I may come back part time.... but Von Hagar gotta give me privileges to his 5150 buggy....

[DONNIEP]

That pic of Mikey and Sammy is even gayer than that picture of you and me in that bath house in Boston!

[WARF]

Fuck MASSHOLEchusetts, I got a pad right now right next to beach in South Florida.

Everyone on my newsfeed is cryin' about the weather and I post pictures of beaches and palm trees just to be a cunt....

[DONNIEP]

I got a pad right now right next to beach in South Florida

What? Next you're gonna tell me you're getting married hahahaha!!

[WARF]

In order to get married I need to be able to keep a woman in the same room with me for over 5 mins without splashing a drink in my face...

[DONNIEP]

In order to get married I need to be able to keep a woman in the same room with me for over 5 mins without splashing a drink in my face...

I keep telling you: Don't pay until AFTER you bang the hooker!

[Nickdfresh]

Hahahahah!! How'd you know I'm going to Cabo to hang with Sammy for my birthday?? That's right - me, Sammy and Mikey are gonna rock the fuck out and make that gay pussy symbol with our hands while we do the 5150 Walk straight thru the middle of town!

Thanks for the birthday wish, my insane brother! Now, I got a great idea for a message board...you're gonna love this one...

It's all worth it if you bring a taser.

Happy birthday...

[DONNIEP]

Thanks man! I'm gonna bring you back a Sammy signed bottle of Cabo Wabo! It'll probably be empty but it's the thought that counts!

[FORD]

Happy beerday!

Drink something good for a change.....



This one comes from your own (red)neck of the woods......

http://brew.oskarblues.com/ob-beers/seasonals/ten-fidy/

[DONNIEP]

I'll have to check it out! Straight from Brevard - should be good.

[FORD]

Had some of their "Old Chub" Scotch Ale this past summer. It was surprisingly good for a canned beer. Haven't seen the stout up here yet, but if I do, I'm definitely trying some.