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    Ah'ma Start Mah Own Religion.....

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    I could just as easily create a bunch of rubbish culled from random pop songs from the past 40 years, cut my hair, put on a suit and tie, and deliver lectures to people about this new religious insanity process I have developed.....it would be exactly what the Scienproctologists use to scam people......."give me your money and everybody wins!"....You think somehow that you are better for having listened to my crap, or if you needed it drilled into your thick, Cro-Magnon sub-conscious SKULL......you can always buy my complete line of books, magazines, pamphlets, videos, DVDs, CDs, Audio Books, blah, blah, etc......and if you order NOW, I will send you a free CD with 87 different lectures from the esteemed Elder Hardrock69....never mind that a CD can only hold 80 minutes of audio.....we got the very best and most meaningful bits and edited them together to make a comperehensive Gospel Of Nicea II.

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    You're unstable...

    Ask your mom to seek help for you...
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    Give me yore money son and yew will find the blessed sanctimonious penile implant of th' lord!

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    Speaking as one who did start My own religion, I would advise against it, My son. For verily I say unto you that even if thy religion is successful, within four generations they will forget all about thy original teachings and will hath turned it entirely into something else.

    Trust Me on that!
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    Ahm'a tell yuh once mo' tah'm, Elvern.......yew git on yer nees 'n' beg th' Lord Sauron to fuck yew in yer raggly gaping bungholio, son.

    I heer tell he don't cotton tuh they'm thar degenerated klan people like yew ar, butt yuh nevver no. He maht look at yer butt and want to fukkit with his fiery Satanic pitchfork.

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    Jeez-uss....ahhh....

    Absolutely correct, your Jesussness!

    L. Ron Hoover saw it happen within 15 or 20 years or so.

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    Softcock poses for a rare photo op...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Softcock poses for a rare photo op...

    Since there are no photographs of me anywhere on the net, it is quite obvious you took a selfie last night and are trying to pass if off as someone named softcock.

    Oh, I guess that is your description of yourself.

    Good for you.

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    Dude face it...

    You're a total loser...

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    Yes, you are.

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