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    CIA Admits Role In 1985 Coup To Oust David Lee Roth


    CIA agents reportedly seeded false information in Rolling Stone and other media outlets to convince the public that Roth was toppled solely by his bandmates in a bloodless revolt.

    LANGLEY, VA—Shedding new light on a tumultuous period of upheaval that dominated international headlines nearly 30 years ago, the U.S. government declassified hundreds of documents Tuesday that confirm the CIA covertly organized and executed the coup that ousted lead singer David Lee Roth from Van Halen.

    According to a preliminary analysis, the newly released information includes more than 1,600 pages of formerly top-secret material detailing the CIA’s clandestine plot to infiltrate the platinum-selling rock group and unseat the magnetic, impulsive musician from his leadership position in the spring of 1985. The documents reveal that the agency worked behind the scenes for years, beginning after the release of the disco-inflected “Push Comes To Shove” single in 1981, to foment the internal turmoil and unrest needed to destabilize the band and ultimately force Roth to step down from the American heavy metal act.

    “As Van Halen’s creative direction became uncertain in the early 1980s, it became increasingly apparent that we would have to take the steps necessary to remove Roth from power,” said former Deputy Director of Central Intelligence John N. McMahon, describing the covert process by which he and his colleagues quietly forced a schism between the vocalist and members of the band’s inner circle in order to disrupt the dangerous cult of personality that had taken hold around the hard-rock frontman. “Well before the commencement of the Hide Your Sheep Tour, Roth had become too unpredictable, too brazen, and he was preventing the band’s sound from moving toward synthesizer-driven, radio-friendly rock. So, we felt we needed to act, and quickly.”

    “Quite simply, our office determined that Roth was no longer fit to exercise control over Van Halen, and that his aspirations for the band were not aligned with the best interests of the American people,” he continued.

    Dubbed Operation Diamond Cutter by the select top-ranking CIA administrators who orchestrated the plot, the confidential initiative reportedly sought to quietly undermine Roth’s influence within Van Halen and replace him with Sammy Hagar, a charismatic but largely inert puppet leader who agency officials were confident would be easily manipulated once installed atop the iconic rock group.

    The CIA confirmed that it was able to exploit preexisting strains in the band by capitalizing on internal concerns over Roth’s long-term musical ambitions following the release of his solo EP, as well as pent-up tensions that had simmered for years after the lukewarm commercial and critical reception of Van Halen’s Fair Warning album. Additionally, American intelligence operatives succeeded in enlisting Roth’s manager and utilizing the double agent to convince his client that relinquishing his position would allow him to pursue what was portrayed as a budding and potentially prosperous film career.

    “Based on the things we heard coming out of Van Halen’s studio at the time, we were given authorization from the highest levels of government to seek every possible avenue to subvert Roth’s command,” said one CIA operative speaking on condition of anonymity, claiming that the agency recruited and trained numerous groupies and entourage members to ply longtime Roth ally Alex Van Halen with alcohol in order to ensure that he was in no state to oppose the takeover. “Had we not moved when we did, there’s no telling what kind of detrimental effect Roth would have had on the band’s move into more mainstream pop territory and the state of rock music as a whole. We saw the opportunity to remove this uncontrollable megalomaniac from power while safeguarding the American people from his potent influence, and we seized it.”

    “The last thing we wanted was to have another ‘Panama’ on our hands,” he added.

    As revealed by the CIA, prior to Roth’s successful ouster from the group, the agency also funneled hundreds of thousands of dollars in untraceable funds through intermediaries to bankroll the production and distribution of such incendiary works as VOA and the “I Can’t Drive 55” single in order to bolster Hagar’s profile in the eyes of the band’s supporters.

    Despite the prevalence of critics who question the legitimacy of the post-Roth Van Halen regime, McMahon said that he has “no regrets whatsoever” about the agency’s false flag mission.

    “Overthrowing Roth was a risky, highly controversial maneuver, but I believe that history will justify our actions,” McMahon said, acknowledging that the coup ultimately proved ineffectual, as the vocalist’s departure merely ushered in a series of decreasingly competent replacements, culminating in Roth reclaiming his seat of power long after the band had ceased to have an impact in the international community. “This was a self-aggrandizing degenerate who needed to be toppled in order to bring stability to the band’s direction. We did what needed to be done.”

    “That being said, none of us could possibly have foreseen that For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge would indirectly result from our actions,” he added, solemnly shaking his head.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/cia...lee-rot,37570/

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    Which one is Dave in that pic ??

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    Figures.... it was the goddamned BCE.
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    Great now and then photos of Dave.

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    “Had we not moved when we did, there’s no telling what kind of detrimental effect Roth would have had on the band’s move into more mainstream pop territory and the state of rock music as a whole. We saw the opportunity to remove this uncontrollable megalomaniac from power while safeguarding the American people from his potent influence, and we seized it.”

    If this weren't The Onion, that would be quite a disturbing thought... The CIA as the gatekeeper of popular culture...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Where do you think Gangster Rap and Hip Hop came from ??

    Link!

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    Should I have put this in the front line instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Should I have put this in the front line instead?
    Yeah...

    You're pushing the real Van Halen news to the bottom of the page...

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post


    You've gotta love that WARF!
    How you been binnie? Are you still occupying the music forum? I'll head over soon to give my scathing review of the new AC/DC album.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Yeah...

    You're pushing the real Van Halen news to the bottom of the page...
    All Van Halen news is meaningless unless they announce Michael Anthony has returned to the band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Where do you think Gangster Rap and Hip Hop came from ??

    Link!
    If the Alex Jones conspiracy types are going to make up a story about NWA being a bunch of BCE plants, the least they could do is get their story straight. "Black Nigga Killa" was not an NWA song, and Ice Cube had nothing to do with the lyrics.

    It was actually a song that Easy E did after NWA broke up, during which time he was definitely not on good terms with either Ice Cube or Dr. Dre, both of whom left the group because they couldn't stand Jerry Heller, and basically thought Easy was his bitch. Which was probably true, to some extent...


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    I'm glad I didn't know that, wigger...

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    You ought to wear a cup even during a bloodless revolt.

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    That was pretty funny
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    Any Comments From DLR................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Come out with my “what” up …!? http://t.co/3C7LtpEUb8— David Lee Roth (@DavidLeeRoth) December 3, 2014
    More brilliance from the DLR/VH camp.

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    He's managed using just a few common words to create a phrase that is almost unique in the history of the internet!

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    Did Edwad approve that message ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    He's managed using just a few common words to create a phrase that is almost unique in the history of the internet!
    Maybe he can use his super powers to get a real Van Halen record put together and released next...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Did Edwad approve that message ??
    Don't be silly... Ed's just consuming oxygen elsewhere totally oblivious to the world around him.
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    Ed has realized he can make more money with his stripes, and EVH brand, than he can with music in this day and age. As a bonus, he doesn't have to put up with other dumb fuck assholes he hates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post


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    Never.

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    Roth is so washed up its not even fucking funny.

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    Sad thing is all of the Conspiracy Theorists will be quoting this as proof that our government had something to do with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evette View Post
    Roth is so washed up its not even fucking funny.
    Then go back to redrocker.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Then go back to redrocker.com
    The chronically unemployed such as yourself have no ground to stand on when it comes to telling others what to do.

    Get a job, troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Get a job, troll.
    I've never seen such jealousy...

    But stay in school...

    That dream social worker job of disparaging white people is just around the corner...

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    For.The.Last.Time.You.Stupid.Racist.Fuck. I Am NOT studying social work.

    Although your case worker has failed us time and time again.

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    I don't care what you're studying, social work is as far as you'll ever get in life...

    Your hatred towards white people qualifies you now for an Obomba social worker position...

    Now, drop out of school and get that job, loser...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I don't care what you're studying, social work is as far as you'll ever get in life...
    Um, okay, considering I'm NOT in a graduate social work program but a Sociology and Criminology one. Go Google the god damn difference, fuckface.

    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Your hatred towards white people qualifies you now for an Obomba social worker position...
    Shrouding your own racism and xenophobic biases by stating what others "hate" because they don't agree with your bigoted beliefs and/or paranoia qualifies you as only being an asshole.

    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Now, drop out of school and get that job, loser...
    Please take you childhood stories elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post

    Now, drop out of school and get that job, loser...
    Are you kidding? (S)he's the American version of Angel. Lifelong "student".

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    Well, again, I started grad school in the FALL OF 2014 and will be done with my first term in 2 weeks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I'm NOT in a graduate social work program but a Sociology and Criminology one.
    Yeah, you tell us that everyday...

    Too bad nobody believes it...

    You certainly are a sociopath though, and most likely a criminal...

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    Loans and credit debt claim otherwise.

    Of course you would not know much about either since you never worked, earned or fought for anything in your miserable life. Must be a sweet gig for you - living under a bridge harping on a mediocre website for 24 hours a day - every day.,
    Last edited by Kristy; 12-03-2014 at 05:16 PM.

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    Geez, you're a loser...

    Wiki some new material...

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    I Dont Feel Any Love In This Thread.

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    Oh Onion, that was 1800 pages from the Sony drop.
    "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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    That pic didn't age well...

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