Hahahaha, not rapey enough!
Hahahaha, not rapey enough!
Bah, Vonnie & Don are proud Amerikaners. You know what that means... their speech is mostly comprised of "Oogh oogh, big stick go boom! Much good strong man. And God created the Earth."Originally Posted by vandeleur
Just for that I ain't gonna let you shoot the Rebel AR. And speaking of God, here's my favorite Bible verse - I carry it with me daily:
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Just to clarify what happened in that scene. Bond is about to do her but Scaramanga's mistress Andrea Anders knocks the door so he sticks Britt in the closet. He then pins Anders on the floor and keeps molesting and kissing her until eventually she gives her consent(classic Bond seduction technique). After forcing her to sit in the closet all night listening to him fuck Anders he lets her out in the morning saying 'Don't worry your time will come'.Exploding pens. And one that shot an explosive round. And only Scaramanga had a flying car. Which I can overlook since he had one of the hottest women that ever lived in his trunk:
And to think, Bond locked her in a closet!! Homo!!!!
And it does.
Yes, I know. And Barbara Bach was insanely hot. But stand her next to Britt and say which one and I'm on top of Britt faster than you can say Nick Nack!
Uh... seduction technique... right...
I'll just... head on to another thread, then.
Not rapey enough, you said, right Vandy? I suppose that means the others are "a bit more" rapey.
Ok, then.
I fixed it for you.
I still say you should have put this on there, as spoken by the great Jules in Pulp Fiction.Just for that I ain't gonna let you shoot the Rebel AR. And speaking of God, here's my favorite Bible verse - I carry it with me daily:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Look, if you're a hot chick and your boyfriend is an assassin and you show up to Bond's room to continue your ruse so you can get Bond to kill your boyfriend then you know you're gonna get fucked. You might put up a fight, but you know what's gonna go down before you knock on that door. I mean, you didn't expect Bond to say "Ok, I'll do it. But you gotta suck on this first."
And how the hell did I get Maud Adams' name mixed up with Barbara Bach? It must have been that damn Dildo Baggins song...
Come on rapey stands your honour ,sesh said about to do her
fuck your fucking framing
Von - it's an M&P - not a goddamn Desert Eagle lol! There ain't enough room for all that! Even though it is cool.
Rapey is not the same as raping. Perhaps forceful would sit better with Izzy.Come on rapey stands your honour ,sesh said about to do her
I think it's a given that certain bonds were a little bit more forceful than others, not quite " I like my women like I like my shopping , in plastic bags in the boot of my car" but you know what I mean
And these are not "innocent" women we're talking about. Half the time they're trying to kill him or they're working for the enemy. It's not like he's riding around in a van handing out free candy.I think it's a given that certain bonds were a little bit more forceful than others, not quite " I like my women like I like my shopping , in plastic bags in the boot of my car" but you know what I mean
Forceful.
Look, I'm well aware that some women like to be dominated, but holding one under you against her will until you're inside her is probably not what they have in mind.
Where's the line, then? Do you think "Well, she came into my room & all the holes around her orifices were wide open, so that obviously meant she was willing to fuck. I know she said no & even scratched my face, but no means yes with women" will hold up in court?
I know it's only a character, but he's supposed to be the good guy! "Suck on this" is acceptable. "Shut up, I'm gonna fuck you no matter what you say or do" is dubious, at the very least.
I think it's a given that certain bonds were a little bit more forceful than others, not quite " I like my women like I like my shopping , in plastic bags in the boot of my car" but you know what I mean
I love the story Roger tells of Nick Nack(Hervé Villechaize) who was a randy bastard in real life and used to go whoring most nights.
He said to Maud Adams 'One night I weel come to your room in the middle of de night and make passionate love to you'.
Adams replies 'If you do that Hervé and then I find out later that you did, I'll break your neck'.
Well yeah Connery did rape the lesbianism right out of Pussy Galore, no mean feat.I think it's a given that certain bonds were a little bit more forceful than others, not quite " I like my women like I like my shopping , in plastic bags in the boot of my car" but you know what I mean
In SPECTRE any time a woman has a close relative die, they get an overwhelming urge to fuck Bond so it's not really rapey just taking advantage of grieving people.
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I'm just laughing myself to tears watching you old sick fucks bending over backwards to excuse the behaviour of "pussy magnet" 007!
I suppose if you rape a woman, you're a rapist... rape them all... you're a sex god!
Matt Helm never had to rape the bitches!
Well, that automatically makes Matt Helm a shitload of a lot better than Double-O Rapist James Bond.
Now, who the fuck is Matt Helm?
I'm gonna have to rewatch that one cause I don't think the lesbian angle was played up anywhere near what it was in the book. Seems like the only overt reference in the movie is Pussy wearing a Rolex 6542, which was a man's watch, but since she was a pilot it would make sense for her to be wearing a GMT.Well yeah Connery did rape the lesbianism right out of Pussy Galore, no mean feat.
Matt Helm was a spy played by Dino, one of the coolest guys that ever lived.
This is Matt Helm:
Now those are proper Spy Whores!!
What a homo!
Go read a wizards and warriors book, Imaco Cklicker!
It's been a shitload of years since I read it but I think there is something in the book that was more about him seducing Pussy with his lesbian-destroying manliness they could only imply on film. But ironically, I think she says she wasn't really a full blown lesbian but hated men because she was enslaved and repeatedly raped as a teen and became a pseudo-dike out of anger. Bond then transforms her back to full blown bi when he shows her what a dick Goldfinger is...Well yeah Connery did rape the lesbianism right out of Pussy Galore, no mean feat.
In SPECTRE any time a woman has a close relative die, they get an overwhelming urge to fuck Bond so it's not really rapey just taking advantage of grieving people.
And here is the real ultimate spy you homos!!
It's difficult to come away from reading the books without thinking that Fleming really didn't like women.
I WILL!
I found a great one. It hasFabio
If you say so.
Hey now, why is Fabio wearing a cheap knock off of Ric Flair's Big Gold belt?I WILL!
I found a great one. It has
I dunno.
He's also wielding a knock off Atlantean Sword from the Conan movies & standing in front of volcanoes & fire & shit.
It's glamour, Donnie. G, l'amour.
I just read up on Mr Fleming. He loved woman. Married woman. He knocked up his first wife twice before he married her. She was married to someone else the first time. After he eventually married her he still fucked around with married woman. She fucked around too. Basically they were swingers. Not sure if she prefered married or single men.
There's only one man manly enough to wear Big Gold!
Now that's what a goddamn Champion looks like! Fabio is a homo!
WTF?
........
Cracking pic
I want that beardy guys job, lucky lucky bastid
He's probably a homo.
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