Van Halen Secretly Planning for 2015 Tour ???

[DONNIEP]

Yet another reason why you shouldn't try to interpret the E-Bible

Interpretation is a bad thing...best to just blindly follow any hate spewing preacher you come across.

[VAiN]

Do you give a fuck that Ed hired Sam in the first place and had him in the bad for a decade?

Of course I do. That's not the question though.. How do you feel about Mike being up Sam's ass for the last 20 years? Even after he was out of the band?

[DONNIEP]

Of course I do. That's not the question though.. How do you feel about Mike being up Sam's ass for the last 20 years? Even after he was out of the band?

Doesn't bother me. They're friends and like to work together. I don't see that as being up someone's ass but to each his own. Besides, there should be plenty of room up Slappy's pooper after all those years Ed spent pounding that ass.

[DONNIEP]

And can we please get back on the original subject - E Jesus and the Mexican Problem

[kwame k]

Interpretation is a bad thing...best to just blindly follow any hate spewing preacher you come across.

Exactly, you need to seek out whoever's beliefs that rationalize your irrational prejudices.....no matter how far fetched they are! That's E-Biblical

[ELVIS]

And can we please get back on the original subject - E Jesus and the Mexican Problem

Or, how 'bout Faux jesus and the Je-wish problem ??

[DONNIEP]

Exactly, you need to seek out whoever's beliefs that rationalize your irrational prejudices.....no matter how far fetched they are! That's E-Biblical

E Jesus...I ran into some of his followers outside the last VH show here in Charlotte. Angriest buncha fuckers I've ever met. I mean more pissed off than those Klan rallies you see on TV.

[DONNIEP]

Or, how 'bout Faux jesus and the Je-wish problem ??

No, I refuse to have even one serious conversation in this place for the near future. I'm gonna have some fun around here if it kills me and every single one of you guys too. We're gonna have so much fun we'll be whistling Zippity Doo Dah out our assholes!

[kwame k]

We're trying to educate these soulless heathens, E! The problem is......they've been so brainwashed that Jesus preached love and tolerance that it's hard to get them to hate properly like E-Jesus preached!

[Dave's Bitch]

Going to be honest, they are not planing anything.

[vandeleur]

Am still laughing at E Jesus

[kwame k]

E Jesus...I ran into some of his followers outside the last VH show here in Charlotte. Angriest buncha fuckers I've ever met. I mean more pissed off than those Klan rallies you see on TV.

It's like the slaughter of the Indians.......most people think it was barbaric and un-E-Christ like! When in fact it's exactly what E-Jesus wanted!

They were going to hell anyways we just sent them there a bit earlier!

E-Jesus approved so much He gave us their land!

[DONNIEP]

Going to be honest, they are not planing anything.

The only thing Ed's working on is a new gate to his property. One that Dave can't see through, over, around, you know.

[DONNIEP]

It's like the slaughter of the Indians.......most people think it was barbaric and un-E-Christ like! When in fact it's exactly what E-Jesus wanted!

They were going to hell anyways we just sent them there a bit earlier!

E-Jesus approved so much He gave us their land!

Well, honestly, Brother Kwame, the injuns weren't really doing anything with it in the first place. I mean, what kind of morons want to live in wide open spaces without malls and shit all over the place and over crowded cities?

[vandeleur]

Ed is having a dog flap fitted in the studio for the new bass player