Van Halen Secretly Planning for 2015 Tour ???

[DONNIEP]

Ed is having a dog flap fitted in the studio for the new bass player

That I can believe. Besides, it's about time for Ed to trot out the next "true" version of Van Halen.

[Nitro Express]

The Native Americans weren't exactly saints. Especially the ones around here. All sorts of horrid accounts. One being they chopped the legs off an 11 year old girl and made her run around on the stumps until she died. I'm tired of hearing it was all unicorns and rainbows until the white man showed up.

[kwame k]

Well, honestly, Brother Kwame, the injuns weren't really doing anything with it in the first place. I mean, what kind of morons want to live in wide open spaces without malls and shit all over the place and over crowded cities?

E-Jesus approves!

Same way those pesky Mexicans weren't doing the E-Christ things they should of!

Notice that both were dark skinned..........coincidence, I don't think so! Mark of Cain, brother!

[kwame k]

The Native Americans weren't exactly saints. Especially the ones around here. All sorts of horrid accounts. One being they chopped the legs off an 11 year old girl and made her run around on the stumps until she died. I'm tired of hearing it was all unicorns and rainbows until the white man showed up.

More reason to slaughter them!

[DONNIEP]

The Native Americans weren't exactly saints. Especially the ones around here. All sorts of horrid accounts. One being they chopped the legs off an 11 year old girl and made her run around on the stumps until she died. I'm tired of hearing it was all unicorns and rainbows until the white man showed up.

The White Man is Devilly! Devilly I tell you! Turn away from his wicked lies and false promises of being rewarded for working hard!

[kwame k]

Preach it, brother!

You think it was easy killing all those heathen women and children!

The Lord helps them that helps themselves!

[vandeleur]

You think it was easy killing all those heathen women and children!

Easier once you chop their legs off seemingly .



Sorry ... I couldn't resist . Forgive my potty mouth .

[DONNIEP]

Easier once you chop their legs off seemingly .



Sorry ... I couldn't resist . Forgive my potty mouth .

And we have another convert to the E Jesus Church of Angry White Folk! Pass the plate!

[kwame k]

Easier once you chop their legs off seemingly .



Sorry ... I couldn't resist . Forgive my potty mouth .

E-Jesus approves

[vandeleur]

[VetteLS5]

Going to be honest, they are not planing anything.

Thank goodness... I don't see Ed and Al being very good carpenters.

[katina]

Easier once you chop their legs off seemingly .



Sorry ... I couldn't resist . Forgive my potty mouth .

[Angel]

The Native Americans weren't exactly saints. Especially the ones around here. All sorts of horrid accounts. One being they chopped the legs off an 11 year old girl and made her run around on the stumps until she died. I'm tired of hearing it was all unicorns and rainbows until the white man showed up.

That is such a load of fucking bullshit. You said that before and I asked you where you got that bull from, and provided you with the true story. Remind me where you are again and I will straighten you out again.

No, it wasn't unicorns and rainbows. Of course there was war, famine, etc., but nothing like the bullshit you perpetuate. Meegwich.

[Angel]

Preach it, brother!

You think it was easy killing all those heathen women and children!

The Lord helps them that helps themselves!

Yeah, those small-pox infested blankets were tough to distribute to all those nations!

[ZahZoo]

That is such a load of fucking bullshit. You said that before and I asked you where you got that bull from, and provided you with the true story. Remind me where you are again and I will straighten you out again.

No, it wasn't unicorns and rainbows. Of course there was war, famine, etc., but nothing like the bullshit you perpetuate. Meegwich.

I don't know about that specific story being true or not... but there were indigenous humans living in North/Central America before what we classify as "Native Americans" emerged that committed very similar atrocities and displacement of the previous residents long before the Spanish, the White folk and the Van Halens invaded the continent...

Seriously... consider how many guitars were brutally mutilated and indigenous guitar players mercilessly slaughtered at the hands of those Dutch Pricks™ when their bloody conquest took hold...

e-Jesus spoke of this and the prophecy of the coming of the iJesus...