Three Easy Ways To Avoid Obamacare

[Hardrock69]

Why?

Because the programs are run by bigoted assholes who refuse to help someone who does not mumble the same fairy tale bullshit as they do?

Fucking healthcare through those programs can only make someone worse off......fuck that fucking shit.

[ELVIS]

I hope you enjoy your government Obamatax...

[FORD]

Color or nationality doesn't matter...

Religion ??

You must profess faith in Jesus Christ, have a real testimony and contribute to a local body of Christ to take part in any of these programs...

So now RELIGION (and probably a Republican party registration card) is a pre-existing condition.... and this is supposed to be an IMPROVEMENT??

I seem to remember Jesus healing Samaritans, prostitutes, homeless people, Roman centurions (and their boyfriends) among others. So this would mean THE LORD would not be eligible for this ridiculous idea of a health plan/death panel being done in His name.

[Seshmeister]

To Hell with the corrupt government system and it's health tax and penalties...

Men and women of God have alternatives, as I have pointed out...

And these alternatives are growing rapidly...

Well their bank accounts are anyway, fleecing their sheep.

[Seshmeister]

A healthcare system whereby if you get sick you pay someone and they get ELVIS to pray for you.

That's almost exactly how the monasteries in the middle ages worked.

[Hardrock69]

But Elbow WANTS to live in the Middle Ages.

He wants everyone to be superstitious, ignorant, gullible saps just like himself.

[ELVIS]

That's almost exactly how the monasteries in the middle ages worked.

You said it yourself, it worked...

The Obombamericatax will never work...

[ELVIS]

Well their bank accounts are anyway, fleecing their sheep.

Yes, many are and believers are realizing it and voting with their feet and leaving the corrupt pastors behind...

[Seshmeister]

And going to new shepherds.



Sheep always need a shepherd...don't ewe?

[ELVIS]

I am the shepherd...

Now, go and sin no more...

[Jesus Christ]

I am the shepherd...

Now, go and sin no more...

Thou shalt not steal, Gregory. Stop using My catchphrases.

[Seshmeister]

I am the shepherd...

The only person following you is your social worker but fortunately you don't get out much.

[ELVIS]

Ok, Krusty...

I don't participate in the system, therefore I do not, nor would I ever have a social worker...

I'd rather die first...

Now, get the door, it's the nanny, and have your immunization records ready...

[Seshmeister]

Parole officer then.

[ELVIS]

Nope, no felonies...

I can and do own firearms...