Think I'll buy stock in Apple - and be a greedy asshole for life.

Other than that, fuck Toys For Tots, The Salvation Army and any other self-professed "non-profit" yet corporate in terms of structure and operation that comes-a-knocking around this time of year.

How does Toys For Tots benefit any child as much as it does abhorrent Chinese slave factories er, sorry, "educational labor" where the children who build that cheap shit there work under some of the most appalling work conditions since the Industrial Revolution right here in the U.S.A.?

Walmart love