He could have. There are some whacky fucks at that place.
He could have. There are some whacky fucks at that place.
Yeah, just like the video you posted where me and one other guy tried to pick out which chick was you. Plain as day.Originally Posted by Kristy
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
And one of you was right.
I know, it was me.
Rare vid of me - in terms of I wasn't baked at the time.
You're beyond baked now and you don't even know it...
You're done...
Born in Bethlehem....
Actually, that makes him Palestinian...
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
You take that back!!! Jesus wasn't no Palestinian! Want me to prove it? Fine. Here, I have a picture of him and he's beautiful and quite Honkerific if you ask me...
Jesus was from manchester ........ fucking shandy drinking southerner.
fuck your fucking framing
And he had a killer tan too. And he wore a Rolex. Don't believe what these other people tell you.
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I get it , he sang staying alive at easterYou take that back!!! Jesus wasn't no Palestinian! Want me to prove it? Fine. Here, I have a picture of him and he's beautiful and quite Honkerific if you ask me...
and that why we celebrate Gibbmas
Jesus would never wear a Rolex - too Jewish.
Keep up please , he wasnt jewish.
Seemingly this possible fictitious character may have had his religion made up. Its complicated , seemingly he might never have been in the beatles . I think you better ask E I might have lost what he was saying.
No, see Rolex was originally based in London. So JC picked up a full gold 36mm DD on a presidential bracelet while he was in his 20s, cruising through blighty. Then the jews all jumped on the Rolex band wagon and THAT's why people think he was a jew. But as you can plainly see from the only picture of Jesus that has EVER surfaced (and yes mine is signed by the man himself), he was neither Jewish, Palestinian, Ethiopian, or Canadian. Although he did spend some time in Australia, which probably accounts for his golden tan.
Next you will be trying to tell us The Flying Spaghetti Monster wasn't a Pastafarian.
You take that back!!! Jesus wasn't no Palestinian! Want me to prove it? Fine. Here, I have a picture of him and he's beautiful and quite Honkerific if you ask me...
almost snorted coffee out my nose, ya bastard!
I shall convert thee yet!!
Maybe ELVIS can join the Flying Spaghetti Monster Identity Cult next?
They believe in white pasta, and ONLY white pasta. All whole grain pastas and gluten free pastas are blasphemous abominations, so sayeth the Reverend Taylor Swift.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
If Taylor Swift is the Reverend of that cult then I'm gonna join and get myself molested 37 ways to Sunday.
Oh! Like a certain assistant trailer park supervisor.Maybe he's gay like you and hates wearing shirts...
Or singer...
Pretty much on par for someone who started here as "Sammy's Bitch."Didn't read, Creed are awesome
Why would you deliberately display your ignorance by injecting a comment into a thread in which you admitted to "not reading" the original post?
On second thought....never mind. Nine years on and you haven't changed a bit....
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
I kinda like the Orange Shandy.
for the record...his full name on his Kenyan birth certificate is:
JESUS MOEHAMMUD ROTH
I want my music waking up the dead.....dont tell me to turn it down
What's wrong with Roth being gay ??
I thought you were only afraid of religious types ??
I think it's telling that when you see a man with no top on you immediately think about homosexuality.
Have you mentioned this in therapy yet?
You assholes in Scotland really need to get some humor...
Import some from China if you can't afford the US brand...
Im going to go out on a limb here. I don't think Elvis goes to therapy.
Do you go to therapy Sesh?
My Wife took me to couples therapy once. After we left, she asked me what I thought about it. I told her I didn't know, because the whole time we were there, I couldn't stop thinking about how much I wanted to fuck the therapist. That did not go over well, and she didn't take me back there again. She was one smokin' hot therapist.
I can help with that. Want some knockoff RayBans to go with it?
For what they charge you should at least get a handie while you're there.Im going to go out on a limb here. I don't think Elvis goes to therapy.
Do you go to therapy Sesh?
My Wife took me to couples therapy once. After we left, she asked me what I thought about it. I told her I didn't know, because the whole time we were there, I couldn't stop thinking about how much I wanted to fuck the therapist. That did not go over well, and she didn't take me back there again. She was one smokin' hot therapist.
It's probably mandatory in order to legally maintain his dangerously high vodka intake...
Jesus was a jew.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
No He was not...
Yes I was. And still am.
Happy Chanuka, Gregory.
Banned
Shaddup, FROD...
You're only worried about what promotes your agenda...
The truth is of no consequence to you...
No Holocaust denial posts at this site.
If you don't like it fuck off.
Readeth this, ye dumbass.....
http://www.wellofbethlehem.witnessto...g/menorah.html
I don't like it, and Fuck you!
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