Former "Creed" frontman Scott Stapp threatens Obama's life

[ELVIS]

You're beyond baked now and you don't even know it...

You're done...

[Angel]

What, you stupid ass ??

Tell us again how Jesus is a Jew, you stupid ass...

Born in Bethlehem....

Actually, that makes him Palestinian...

[DONNIEP]

Actually, that makes him Palestinian...

You take that back!!! Jesus wasn't no Palestinian! Want me to prove it? Fine. Here, I have a picture of him and he's beautiful and quite Honkerific if you ask me...

[vandeleur]

Jesus was from manchester ........ fucking shandy drinking southerner.

[DONNIEP]

Jesus was from manchester ........ fucking shandy drinking southerner.

And he had a killer tan too. And he wore a Rolex. Don't believe what these other people tell you.

[vandeleur]

You take that back!!! Jesus wasn't no Palestinian! Want me to prove it? Fine. Here, I have a picture of him and he's beautiful and quite Honkerific if you ask me...

I get it , he sang staying alive at easter

[vandeleur]

and that why we celebrate Gibbmas

[Kristy]

Jesus would never wear a Rolex - too Jewish.

[vandeleur]

Jesus would never wear a Rolex - too Jewish.

Keep up please , he wasnt jewish.
Seemingly this possible fictitious character may have had his religion made up. Its complicated , seemingly he might never have been in the beatles . I think you better ask E I might have lost what he was saying.

[DONNIEP]

No, see Rolex was originally based in London. So JC picked up a full gold 36mm DD on a presidential bracelet while he was in his 20s, cruising through blighty. Then the jews all jumped on the Rolex band wagon and THAT's why people think he was a jew. But as you can plainly see from the only picture of Jesus that has EVER surfaced (and yes mine is signed by the man himself), he was neither Jewish, Palestinian, Ethiopian, or Canadian. Although he did spend some time in Australia, which probably accounts for his golden tan.

[vandeleur]

No, see Rolex was originally based in London. So JC picked up a full gold 36mm DD on a presidential bracelet while he was in his 20s, cruising through blighty. Then the jews all jumped on the Rolex band wagon and THAT's why people think he was a jew. But as you can plainly see from the only picture of Jesus that has EVER surfaced (and yes mine is signed by the man himself), he was neither Jewish, Palestinian, Ethiopian, or Canadian. Although he did spend some time in Australia, which probably accounts for his golden tan.

[Seshmeister]

What, you stupid ass ??

Tell us again how Jesus is a Jew, you stupid ass...

Next you will be trying to tell us The Flying Spaghetti Monster wasn't a Pastafarian.

[Angel]

You take that back!!! Jesus wasn't no Palestinian! Want me to prove it? Fine. Here, I have a picture of him and he's beautiful and quite Honkerific if you ask me...

almost snorted coffee out my nose, ya bastard!

[DONNIEP]

almost snorted coffee out my nose, ya bastard!

I shall convert thee yet!!

[FORD]

Next you will be trying to tell us The Flying Spaghetti Monster wasn't a Pastafarian.

Maybe ELVIS can join the Flying Spaghetti Monster Identity Cult next?

They believe in white pasta, and ONLY white pasta. All whole grain pastas and gluten free pastas are blasphemous abominations, so sayeth the Reverend Taylor Swift.