"Sweet Pile O' Pies" by WARF
She's got a pile makin me hungry
Reminds me of mounds of blueberries
Where every bakery
Was as fresh as pumpkin pie
Now and then when I see my waist
They take me away to Jenny Craigs
And if I stare at food
I'd probably break down and beg
oh oh oh Sweet pile o' pies
oh oh oh sweet lard of mine
I've got hair that's thinning fast
And my bandana covers my pain
I'd hate to take my bandana off
And see I need rogaine
My ass reminds me of a warm fat place
Where all the lard resides
And i'd pray for the thunderin' farts
To quietly pass me by
[3x]
Sweet pile o' piles
Sweet lard of mine
[4x]
When do we eat?
Where do we eat now?
Where do we eat?
sweet pile o' pies