ISIS Holding hostages in Sydney CBD

[DONNIEP]

And another water filter freak weighs in. Apparently, this is nothing more than "CIA brainwashing crisis actors":

This is so stupid it actually lowered my IQ. And that's saying a lot.

[Kristy]

Don't let Trollvisworld get to you. He knows his days are numbered

[Seshmeister]

Bruce - not cool? Oh come on. Just watch this commercial. He's like the coolest guy ever, right?

Skipping along the road in white trousers? It's more like a tampon commercial.

[DONNIEP]

Skipping along the road in white trousers? It's more like a tampon commercial.

Yeah, that may be the single gayest commercial ever. But...wine coolers were the greatest invention ever. Those things were made for high school chicks and man oh man did they love em. The orange ones were the best.

[ELVIS]

Thanks for moving my posts again, wuss...

It's a non-story anyway...

I mean, who cares about state sponsored terrorism designed to take the freedom right out of your hands ??

[ELVIS]

Those things were made for high school chicks and man oh man did they love em. The orange ones were the best.

Lookout...

Seshticle, FROD and Krusty might call child protective services on you...

[DONNIEP]

Lookout...

Seshticle, FROD and Krusty might call child protective services on you...

Oh, I'm sure Sesh and Ford used to party back in high school too. Surely the BCE wasn't out to get Ford when he was a teenager.

[Jesus Christ]

I might call wine protective services on him. Wine coolers are blasphemy. Ye will never see me turn water into that!

[DONNIEP]

I might call wine protective services on him. Wine coolers are blasphemy. Ye will never see me turn water into that!

Ah, they're not all that bad. Plus it was the 80s. And ya know, they still make those things. Which is kinda hard to believe but Seagrams is still pimpin them. I walk right past a big ol display every time I go to the Walmart. And yes, Kristy, I know.

[ELVIS]

I might call protective services on him.

I know you would, FROD...

That's how you've been programmed...

[FORD]

You just edited the words of our Lord and Savior?

I seem to remember something in the Bible about that not being a good idea......

Guess whose name just got crossed out of the Book of Life?

[FORD]

Oh, I'm sure Sesh and Ford used to party back in high school too. Surely the BCE wasn't out to get Ford when he was a teenager.

I woke up to the reality of the BCE on January 20, 1981. When it was more than obvious that the whole timing of the release of the Iran hostages was rigged.

But no, that did not stop me from partying

[DONNIEP]

I woke up to the reality of the BCE on January 20, 1981. When it was more than obvious that the whole timing of the release of the Iran hostages was rigged.

But no, that did not stop me from partying

You've been ranting about this for 33 years?? I'm gonna find out your address and have you added to the Bush Family Christmas Card List.

[FORD]

You've been ranting about this for 33 years?? I'm gonna find out your address and have you added to the Bush Family Christmas Card List.

Too late for that. Those treasonous bastards have been sending me cards for years...

[DONNIEP]

Too late for that. Those treasonous bastards have been sending me cards for years...

You know they're watching you, Ford. Yep, probably got your phone line tapped, probably even recording everything you type on your super secure computer. You better be nice or you'll wind up in a Nebraska mental hospital, under a false name, getting shock therapy for your newly diagnosed "condition"...

[VetteLS5]

you'll wind up in a Nebraska mental hospital, under a false name, getting shock therapy for your newly diagnosed "condition"...

Is that where E went when he promised he was going off-grid forever?

[FORD]

Fuck that shit.......

I don't ever want to live in Nebraska.

[ELVIS]

You've been ranting about this for 33 years??

I dunno what's worse, the sack of shit's lies, or you believing them...

[Kristy]

Too late for that. Those treasonous bastards have been sending me cards for years...

Ah, the holographic interdimensional lizardpeople.

[FORD]

I dunno what's worse, the sack of shit's lies, or you believing them...

The only one lying here is a paranoid little whiny white supremacist bitch.

[Kristy]

The only one lying here is a paranoid little whiny white supremacist bitch.

That is by far the sweetest thing you have ever said to me.

Oh, you mean...

[ELVIS]

The only one lying here is a paranoid little whiny white supremacist bitch.

Oh, now you want to get tough, little control freak baby ??

[FORD]

You need to relax, Presley......



Happy Chanukah!

[FORD]

The only thing wrong with that beer is that it should be an 8 pack, and not a 4 pack.

[ELVIS]

Not me...

Maybe your alias mentor, Obomba...

[Kristy]

Oh, now you want to get tough, little control freak baby ??

You should talk.

[ELVIS]

You should stop crying...

[Seshmeister]

One of your problems is that you can't form a proper argument.

You will put up a post copied and pasted from some 'out there' source and if anyone argues against it you then respond with ad hominem abuse because you can't justify your original post.

[ashstralia]

Way to go Australia... fucking making me teary eyed first thing in the morning:

http://m.mic.com/articles/106442/aus...ampaign=social.

#illridewithyou

There is a strong groundswell feeling here that we can use this adversity to bond closer. I'm not sure if it's peculiar to Australia, I suspect not.

[Nitro Express]

I would say a national crisis tends to make a country bond together more.

[ashstralia]

One of your problems is that you can't form a proper argument.

You will put up a post copied and pasted from some 'out there' source and if anyone argues against it you then respond with ad hominem abuse because you can't justify your original post.

That's the gayest thing I've ever heard of, fag.
Now I'm off to check out more mixed race porn...

[ashstralia]

I would say a national crisis tends to make a country bond together more.

That's the thing. It wasn't remotely anything resembling a 'national crisis'.

[Nitro Express]

That's the thing. It wasn't remotely anything resembling a 'national crisis'.

It was in our case. It pulled the country together for a little bit because we had this outside enemy. The real crisis was corrupt politicians using the crisis to turn us into a police state, wage war on nations that had nothing to do with the terrorism and trample on rights we have in our constitution. Things have never been the same since. All I can say is watch your government. The politicians and agency heads love to go overboard when terrorism is the new problem.

[DLR Bridge]

All I can say is watch your government.

Yeah, if they try to pull any bad shit on ya, just give'em a swift kick in the tuckas. They'll stop and everything will be ok.