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  1. 12-22-2014, 10:27 AM #1
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    Gay Coffee Review

    Poor guy. Hasn't "violated his tongue like that in a while."



    "in your face"
    "thick tar"
    "causes gagging"
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  2. 12-22-2014, 01:29 PM #2
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    very ghey.
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    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.
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  3. 12-22-2014, 01:31 PM #3
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    No, it's GAY. As in gay.
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  4. 01-16-2015, 05:34 PM #4
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    I'm in the same boat:
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  5. 01-16-2015, 07:52 PM #5
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    Ironic that she thinks "Dunkin Donuts" coffee is "safe", considering the company is owned by Mitt Romney & the BCE. Shit's probably laced with the ebola virus.
    Eat Us And Smile

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  6. 01-16-2015, 08:04 PM #6
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    Who knows? She is a stand up "comedian."
    Last edited by Kristy; 01-16-2015 at 08:07 PM.
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  7. 01-17-2015, 01:54 AM #7
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    I really like garfunkel & oats. I hope they make a very comfortable living from their witty humor.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2fraSdN-PG8
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  8. 01-17-2015, 02:11 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    No, it's GAY. As in gay.


    Dis is verrry GAY! AMCee is shoWINg HELLoWEEN tonite at 3;33AMish. DAT'S FAKKING GAY!!! aAnd I'm gonna WATCH it! Dat's REEELY fakking GAYE!

    Andd I'm gonna hav a cup-o- COFFEEE wen I waatch it.. Dat's evun MMMORE gaY! I'm having a cup aff COFFEE rite NOW. AnD tit's onnly 1;45AMski. Dat';s soo fakking GAY I donn't know WOT t2o fakking saye!

    aANs I'm gonna waTchiT f4or ALL aff thiese 484 MMMISSTAKES (giv-r-tak)! WOT'S evun MMORE GAYE DAN DAT? HUH?!

    Dat is soo gay...as in GAAAY!
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  9. 01-17-2015, 02:17 AM #9
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    Dude, some mental illness is very disturbing. Yet strangely entertaining.
    Yours is neither.
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  10. 01-17-2015, 02:35 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    Dude, some mental illness is very disturbing. Yet strangely entertaining.
    Yours is neither.
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  11. 01-17-2015, 03:48 AM #11
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    A DEBRA HILL PRODUCTION

    I'm watchin' HELLoWEEn rite now...in da WINTERTIMEHOLLA!

    daT'S GAY!

    Wot doEs dis picxture meen? Aff u smoke pot anD hav PRE-MMARITAL, cUNtPRoTecTited, teenyaged SeX, And smoke potty, u git mmmurdereded by a psychopathicetically boy-mman wit a HARD-ONN f4or da pot smoKING LADIES and sum POT?

    Yup!

    Dis is soo gay...donn't unda estimate wot wee're deeling wit heer...
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  12. 01-17-2015, 04:03 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil theStalker View Post
    aANs I'm gonna waTchiT f4or ALL aff thiese 484 MMMISSTAKES (giv-r-tak)!
    HOLLA FAK! Theer's soo mmmany mmisstakes in dis. I want mmy mommy...
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  13. 01-17-2015, 04:16 AM #13
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    hitch, boys, gangbang, halloween, pot

    Allrite, dis thred has ben HIJACKED OFF!!

    I am now hosting da PHIL THE STALKER whorror mmmovie AT NITE!

    Whoo want's t2o bee mmy co-HOST(s), orr HOSTESSESSES? hUH?

    Everythinge will bee fine...I prommisse.
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  14. 01-17-2015, 04:35 AM #14
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    DAt's RITE! At niTE!

    From DAVE in da MMMORINGS t2o wHORROR at NITE!

    TIT'S clobberin' time!

    DAVE is AFF-DA-AIR, butt I AMM STILLS HEER!!

    AnD dis is da FIR1ST onLIne, REEltime, intercourseactive, t2wo-way, Mmmessage Bored wHORROR mMMMovie Show LIVE @ NITE!!

    How doo u lik it soo far?


    LOCK YOUR DOORS AND BOLT YOUR WINDOWS IT'S GOING TO BE A FRIGHTFULLY GOOD     NITE!
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  15. 01-17-2015, 04:55 AM #15
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    hitch, boys, gangbang, halloween, pot, LIVE SEXSHOWS

    T2onite WEE R all viewing HELLOwEEn.

    dIS mmmovie wuz made in 1978. Tit's starrs JAMIE PEE CUNTIS! wHO shows Us her PUSSY!

    Naw, nott reely. I just wantited t2o get ur attention.

    Anyhoo...'78, pussyslasher films...debasing wommen inna mmmanner as potent as HARDcORE PoRNo!

    U betcha!

    Tit's aLLL heer in dis O1NE mmovie. Da fir1st aff tit's kind. Butt mmany have cuntpared tit t2o HitchCOCK's PSYCHO. A burrito, aff u will, aff VIoLence and SeX rolled int2o O1ne...or t2wo!

    DA girl daT is da VIRGIN, Jamie Pee, endz upp stabbing da killer MMMULLTLIPLE TIMEs. Da SLUTS git MMURDERED.

    gET DA POINT?

    dIS IS A good, butt gaye, mmovieview...
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  16. 01-17-2015, 05:06 AM #16
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    wELL, how doo u lik dat?

    Tit's LATET @ NITE, butt EARLIE inda MMORINGS at da SAME daMN time!

    Soo i guess tit's time f4or eitha mmy lLATE NITE SHIT, or mmy EARLIE MMOARNING Late NITE SHIT...at da SAME-TIME!

    BRB!

    pHIL tHE sTALKER hAS Left DA STUDIO t2o TAKE a MMeean SHIT...
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  17. 01-17-2015, 05:19 AM #17
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    Yuoo know it wuz a goode SHIT when u cum bak aNd ur SCREEN-SAVER is ON!

    daT SHIT just went int2o da SHITTING HALL AFF FAME! LocaTITed in CKLEVELAND, OHOH.

    Theer wuz soo mmmuch SHIT I shoulda took a SHIT in da shOWER!

    Butt tit's ALLL goode...

    I wuz having a pretty BIG SHIT. At da hiGHEST point aff da noble STRUGGLE t2o droP it OUt, I aaccidentlaly hit da lite switch whilst flailing mmy arms WILDLY.

    Everything inda rOOM went DARK and I thoughtit I BLEW MMMY EYES OUT!

    Tit wuz dat GOODE!

    OK, NOW back t2o da mmmovie, folks!
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    DAT WUZ
    HALLOWEENIE

    mMMOVIE ohva...

    Mmicheal is GONE...

    Bee bak f4or da SEQUELS...

    titll wee mmeetes agin!

    DIS IS PHIL THE STALKER...LIVE ON DA INTWATNET SIGNING AFF.
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