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A Jew and a trapeze artist. Yeah, nothing says "coffee" like that.
That made me throw up in my mouth.
This space for rent.
As awful as it is, it would have at least gotten a chuckle if the trapeze artists were wearing 'the paint'. That would've involved the slightest sense of humor, though.
I have no idea what I just watched. But Paul's hair looked good, so that's something.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
paul looked very macho , so 2000 man was about how many he had clearly.
fuck your fucking framing
Holy shit..WTF was that??!
I think it was Paul as a lion tamer/magician who stalks the chick trapeeze artists and then makes himself disappear when he realizes somebody is watching him. Which would come in handy if you were at the Victoria's Secret, but at the circus? Not so much.Originally Posted by Fairwrning
Well shit..I cant believe I didnt figure that out..
Just occurred to me that the still from the clip in my first post looks like my avatar's shadow.
Fuck. Let's get on with Christmas already. What a loooong shortened work week this is going to be.
wwhhaaaa
Better yet, why not get that F A T governor of yours to legalize weed?
For a minute there...
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Why is my monitor "BLINKING"??
I saw Paul and then Shazam! he was gone. Can't run the psycho circus unless you have your morning cup of Folgers tar water.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Da fuck???????
Stay Frosty, muthas!
Before Paul drank Folgers he swam in ho's will beer goggles on.
Uhhhhhhh........
Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
I think the main reason why this commercial was unreleased is due to the fact that the trapeze artist's spandex is so tight that it makes her ass look as if she is wearing nothing. Not that there is anything wrong with that. On a side note, is there anything that KISS won't sell?
Sooo...this is what that God-awful Psycho Circus album was all about, a freaking coffee advert?
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3 chimps beating a baby seal with clubs would've made for a more entertaining commercial ,ffs...
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God, what year was this piece of shit made?
2000 , around the time he was doing Phrootcake of the Opera ...God, what year was this piece of shit made?
Ok, now that I'm back from my Vegas trip I can give my review of what was going on in this clusterfuck of a commercial.
The story involves a pervy magician--played by Paul Stanley--who is having some coffee after a long night of stealing panties from a female trapeze artist. This same trapeze artist is wondering if she'll be able to perform up to par while not wearing any panties since they were all stolen the night before. Finally, she succeeds performing her act, and the magician gets a nice view of her ass.
THE END
It would have been a much better commercial if Paul was mauled by one of Siegfried and Roy's tigers at the end....
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
Obviously he's gearing up for his soon to be post - KISS career .
I don't think there's ever going to be a true "post-KISS" time period. Haven't they done about a half dozen "farewell" tours at this point?
As long as suckers keep paying for them to do "retirement" tours then they will never truly retire.
I just can't bring myself to see them anymore . Without Ace Frehley and Peter Criss it doesn't look , sound , feel , or seem like real KISS in any way . They are semi- KISS or marginal-KISS at best.
Here is one element of why KISS was great. You had Ace's sense of humor to counter with boring-as-hell Gene Simmons.
BTW, I found the KISS pinball game in this video at the Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas and it was in full working order.
Now this is how you make a commercial...
Donuts anyone?
Now that's more like it.
I'm pretty sure he spiked his own coffee before shooting that commercial.
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Dupe post
Seems Mr. Eisen also turned up at that Foo Fighters gig the other day.....
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