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    Jesus is my nigga

    This guy was ahead of his time!

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    well... he's really no worse than any other white rapper who is not the Beastie Boys, I guess. Aside from the whole thing about two lily white old farts using "nigga".
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    You're just seeing this now VAiN?

    This was completely set up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Aside from the whole thing about two lily white old farts using "nigga".
    Awww...

    Does it hurt your wittle feewings ??
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    Not at all... but if this church should burn up in a sudden lightning storm, then you will know what JC thought about it.
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    Whatever dude...

    I'd be more worried about you using His name to push your socialist agenda...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Whatever dude...

    I'd be more worried about you using His name to push your socialist agenda...
    You mean that Socialist Jew agenda He talked about in Matthew 25?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    You're just seeing this now VAiN?

    This was completely set up.
    I'm late to the party, this is great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    You mean that Socialist Jew agenda He talked about in Matthew 25?
    Je-wish...

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    Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

    Revelation 3:9

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

    Revelation 3:9
    Oh look, Elbow is quoting scripture out of context to support his hatred of Jews, like Nazis usually do...

    What about the scripture that supports murder, or fucking your daughter? Do you idiots just ignore all that on Sundays and flop to the good parts?
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    Haven't seen this in about a year, hell maybe longer. There's nothing better than getting a call from Warf..."Dude, you have GOT to see this video!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

    Revelation 3:9


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post

    What about the scripture that supports murder, or fucking your daughter?
    There are none, stupid ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post




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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    There are none, stupid ass...
    Ah but there is.....

    Genesis 19:30-36New International Version (NIV)
    Lot and His Daughters

    30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

    33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

    34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

    36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.
    And, mind you, this story immediately follows that bit where right wingers claim that my Former Employer nuked all of Sodom County over a couple of gay dudes. So that apparently pissed off the boss enough to make him commit mini-genocide, but incest is totally cool?

    As for that murder thing.....

    Deuteronomy 7:1-2:

    "... the seven nations greater and mightier than thou; And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them."

    Joshua 6:21:

    "And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword."
    Joshua 10:40-41:

    "So Joshua smote all the country of the hills, and of the south, and of the vale, and of the springs, and all their kings: he left none remaining, but utterly destroyed all that breathed, as the LORD God of Israel commanded. And Joshua smote them from Kadesh-barnea even unto Gaza, and all the country of Goshen, even unto Gibeon."
    Talk about serial kilers... old Josh put Ted Bundy and Dex Morgan to shame!

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    Isn't it funny how bible thumpers often are the least educated about the bible?
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    Most of them never even bother to read the book in context. They probably just read along with whatever passage their preacher picks for his sermon on Sunday morning, which is usually taken out of context to promote whatever message the preacher wants it to say. And given all the white supremacy dragonshit that Nurse Presley has posted in the last year or so, I'd say his pastor uses more creative license with Scripture than most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Isn't it funny how bible thumpers often are the least educated about the bible?
    Or that "bible thumpers" rhymes with "sister humpers"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    There are none, stupid ass...
    Yeah, dummy?

    When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment. (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    You're just seeing this now VAiN?

    This was completely set up.
    Looks like a Landover Baptist vid.
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