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    Phil the Stalker IS BAK, Jak!

    I'mm BAK! I hadd ben inna terrrible state. OHIOh! I've been eating seeds dat I hav ben growing in mmmy bakyard as a pastime activity examining the toxicity of our city. KLEVeLAND!

    I wuz worrieed when I tryed t2o sell some fused Fukashima seeds, butt da drugdealers heer, day simpathize wit mme. DEy see mmme as some sorta PATHETICAL cHaaractor.

    I hav ben away and cum BAK! I hav leerned and gained much wizdom! aNd I came t2o da cuntclusion dat da secret source aff humour is nott JOY butt SORROhW!


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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi Phil theStalker and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
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    Thank u, thank yoo, i feel soo WELCUM! AnD da bEEr boosts mmmy STABILIZING DRUGS i hav t2o take t2o keep STABULLIZED.

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    Phil. hitchworld is coming back soon. I've been talking to hitch on a daily basis.
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    HI WARF! Leet's jus HACK IT! ANd blame tit on da East Koreans!

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    Butt WAIT! I wuz talkin t2o da cops da otha day. AnD da SUPAvisor axed mme aff I BEELEAVED dat da otha cop talked t2o mmy neighbors aboot a quarter sticky aff DYNOMITE mmy neigboor put dere t2o SEND MMME A MMESSAGE! Uh huh

    I lookied at them, all 3, and said, NO! Yoo shudda seen dere faces...and feces! They SHIT their PANTIES!

    So... DO I BEELIEVE YOU are talking t2o hitchy poo EVERYDAVE?

    aNSwER dis pls: WOT Kind aff MOLE does hitchy ppoo hav on his groin betweens his a-hole and his scrotum (doon't axe mme how I'v seen dat, ok...i jus hav)?

    Then I will beelieve Yoo anD hav a bEEr to calabrate..

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    Phil! Don't listen to Warf, we still haven't figured out how he's posting from prison......
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    Do you have the same email address? Hitch said he will send you a note.

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    He's got a catcher in the rye on his grindle along with a biography of mark David chapman and Paul is dead, he is the walrus coo coo ka choooo.

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    He's playing a Mashup of the white album and the plastic Ono band doing a version of "mother" by his hero, John lennon

    He said happiness is a warm gun and helter skelter are the theme songs of his wonderful life
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    He said that everywhere there's lots of piggies dining with their wives and clutching forks and knives oink oink oink

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    Hitch said....I've got maxwell silver hammer over for tea an crumpets

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    Hitch says.... I'm sorry that Joe Rogan was the one who got away. OR DID HE????

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    Hitch says..... I miss him and his talents at my website and I do appreciate that he tried to revive it. with all that, he should know it's me and shame on him for talking about the mole. that was special for only him but I forgive him like the christlike example that I set. tell him I only want hugs and for him to be the best goddamned stalker there ever was.

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    Queue up the Twilight Zone theme music... The Hitch Portal has been activated.

    This is a tad creepy... even for you, WARF...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Queue up the Twilight Zone theme music... The Hitch Portal has been activated.

    This is a tad creepy... even for you, WARF...
    That son of a bitch should just log in and tell him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    That son of a bitch should just log in and tell him!
    That's what I was thinkin... If he can cyber on social... WTF?

    Did someone steal his keyboard or did he just lose his way and forget where home is..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    That's what I was thinkin... If he can cyber on social... WTF?

    Did someone steal his keyboard or did he just lose his way and forget where home is..?
    I'll try to lure him back over here. This site needs a dose of classic hitch1969....

    He's still doing his schtick on another social network, but I don't think people get his act over there compared to message boards.

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    Same o1ne i'm regicastrated heer wit. tell him i hav ben selectited as "O1NE Aff Da SEV7EN."

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    hi, Igosplut, happy knew year!! ! Wot hav u ben up2? Tell mmmme o1ne aff yer interests. Is theer any chance u like mmonkey"s"?

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    Okkay, u guyz mmake mmme cry wit nostalgi-algae! lIke a BIG swooahmee! I am forcedd t2o turn u ont2o "BLAKC MIRROR." dO u see wheer dis is gooing?

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    My Pants Are Off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Queue up the Twilight Zone theme music... The Hitch Portal has been activated.

    This is a tad creepy... even for you, WARF...
    Yoo hav t2o cunterstand da cuntal cuntnections.

    btW! hav Uo watched da BLAKC MIRRROR epissode? Tit's in da "NON" DLR stuff.

    Tell mmme wot u think aNd THEN(@!) play da music f4or da fatty lady t2o sing "Twilite Zone NIght."

    Yessss, WARF iS CREEPSY! ANd he will bee da FIR1ST on da holodeck t20 say, ''SO WOT, Klingon puke is beautifulious!'

    *psst...he cums from a prominent klingon family

    oH, yoou mmean Worf...

    nevah mmmind.

    WatchY da show, aNd fixx mme sum BEANS, zAHS!

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    inDA end (999DAT'S DA WAY joe Rogan LIKES TIT) joe rogan PAYS hitchy not t2o TALK t2o mmme. aNd hitchy is very RICH now.

    St. JOeseph has HIGH anXIETY ANGSTilicious BALLS (dey are very TIGHT like his ASSZHOLE...and hiz CHECKYBOOK)!

    butt dis way werks. we sink, we swim, we swim and sink, and sink summore. tIT's a secret. Tit's a BONER!

    *bonner, ballz, i krack mmeselfie up!

    tIT's amazzing wot yuo write when u sit up late at nite smoking a bong filled wit mescaline water. i'M gonna hav t2o try dis stuff wit STANHOPE next time i sees 'um.

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    Where Have All Of The Hot Ladies Go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Where Have All Of The Hot Ladies Go?
    To Hell, of course!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    To Hell, of course!
    Hey Sat, dat's wheer all mmmy friendz are. Wot dimension is hell in? Why wood a LVOING GOD torture anyo1ne wit dat? Unless GOD is GEORGE BUSH. See wot I mmmean...

    GOD IS BUSH!
    BUSH IS GOD!

    Doz DAVE cum t2o dis site anyymore? DAVE used t2o bee GOD. cUntil he got KICKED AFF Riverdance fer using his HANDS!

    And GOD said, "Let there be SATAN so people don't blame everything on me."

    And wee hav SATAN heer.

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    He has this:
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    I am SPERManently logged ont2o PORNTUBy.com. Danks f4or da show!

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