Who's Got Da Worst Disease?

[Phil theStalker]

It seems terrorizism is da leest aff our problums. Health isshoes are mmach mmmor SCARY!

I'll START.... I thought I had borrowed mmy mmmother's spirit t2o show mme around HELL!
AnD i HAD ben cuntvinced dat I had ben taken t2o HELL (whitch wuz cuntfirmed by da HEET) aND had died aff MenTAL SEPTICcaMIA I cuntracted at da Rogaine Bored wit one a mmy mmmany sexxxy aliasses. Orr mmaybee tit wuz AIDS. Orr frum an OVAHdoze aff YELLOWY FEEVER. i DUNNO. U git da idea dough.

Annye ways... i WEnt t2o a DOCTor and he says I hav COTARD (nott RE-TARD) SYNDROME.

Da person who has dis usually DENIES their EXIStence (""I'm not heer""). AnD dat's why I wuzzn't heer. Orr there. And/orr wuz AWOL at da rothARMY.

I WUZ A MMiddle-Aged ZOMBIE in da mmiddle aff mmmy age! aND sufferring wit DELUSIONS AFF MMIS-IDENTIFICATION. YIKES!

Butt dat is OVAH! ANd now I am on MOODy STABLIZING DRUGS. aND mmmy mmoody is stabullized.

Although I hav had o1ne advers DRUG reaction t2o da Urine Analiysis chemicals and da No-Doz when I accidentally drank them t2ogetha (looong boring story*). Deh other DRUGS were gud.

I will bee fine now. ANd poosting heer mmuch mmoore and mmuch longer agin.


=PtS=
*aff u want dis story recipe jus axe mme...ok?

[Phil theStalker]

Wen da DOCtor told mme dat, I thought a COTARD was the assistant aff a RETARD. Butt dat wuzn't tit.

[ashstralia]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RvCT9PP0398

[Phil theStalker]

That's pretty good. The potato guy was special.

[Cato]

That's pretty good. The potato guy was special.

forgot to stutter?

[Phil theStalker]

Sumtimes i thINK i'm at da Rogaine Bored. SSSorry!