So how is everyone celebrating MLK DAY?

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

So how is everyone celebrating MLK DAY?

I am still celebrating Kwanzaa.. since mid December..

I think I will do what I always do on MLK DAY

Eat some fried chicken, okra, ribs and watermelon.

THen I sing a few negro slave hymnns and

praise allah that Jesse Jackson will spend another year banging white bitches..

So how about you?

[Lou]

I'm celebrating by sleeping until about 12 or 1 PM as I have the day off

[Catfish]

Go kill Jesse Jackson to make it a four-day weekend.

[ryanpday]

UMMMM

[FORD]

Originally posted by Catfish
Go kill Jesse Jackson to make it a four-day weekend.

Racism and murder... it's obvious that you learned nothing at all from Dr. King

[alexpgrimes]

I went outside and brushed the snow off of the cement ****** in the front yard.

[Ally_Kat]

sleeping in before i hafta start the new semester. Arg...vaca went too fast.

[Dave's PA Rental]

Im gonna celebrate by moving this to "non"...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Daves PA rental
Im gonna celebrate by moving this to "non"...

what i always wanted for MLK day! How did you know?

[Gmoney]

I might celebrate by having a meal of BBQ ribs and black eyed peas!!!

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by alexpgrimes
I went outside and brushed the snow off of the cement ****** in the front yard.

that is quite possibly the funniest thing i've heard you say all year...and the year's only sixteen days old.

[Junyore Grades]

I'm going to go downtown and hug crack dealers, then we'll stand on the corner, dealers on one side, prostitutes on the other, and sing that great nigro spiritual "Hey Joe".

[Sarge]

This is one funny ass thread!

[Little Texan]

I'm going to eat a bucket of KFC, a plate full of Collard Greens, maybe some Chitlins, crack open a 40 to wash it down, and finish it off with a big slice of Watermelon for dessert. Then I'm going to cruise around the projects real slow in my puke green lowrider with the gold spoke rims and gold chain steering wheel jamming to the new Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg CD's. Peace out, L-Tex

[ELVIS]

LMAO!

[FORD]

By The Time I Get To Arizona

(Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper-Mandrill-Santiago)

I'm countin' down to the day deservin'
Fittin' for a king
I'm waitin' for the time when I can
Get to Arizona
'Cause my money's spent on
The goddamn rent
Neither party is mine not the
Jackass or the elephant
20.000 nig niggy niggaz in the corner
Of the cell block but they come
From California
Population none in the desert and sun
Wit' a gun cracker
Runnin' things under his thumb
Starin' hard at the postcards
Isn't it odd and unique?
Seein' people smile wild in the heat
120 degree
'Cause I wanna be free
What's a smilin' fact
When the whole state's racist
Why want a holiday Fuck it 'cause I wanna
So what if I celebrate it standin' on a corner
I ain't drinkin' no 40
I B thinkin' time wit' a nine
Until we get some land
Call me the trigger man
Looki lookin' for the governor
Huh he ain't lovin' ya
But here to trouble ya
He's rubbin' ya wrong
Get the point come along
An he can get to the joint
I urinated on the state
While I was kickin' this song
Yeah, he appear to be fair
The cracker over there
He try to keep it yesteryear
The good ol' days
The same ol' ways
That kept us dyin'
Yes, you me myself and I'ndeed
What he need is a nosebleed
Read between the lines
Then you see the lie
Politically planned
But understand that's all she wrote
When we see the real side
That hide behind the vote
They can't understand why he the man
I'm singin' 'bout a King
They don't like it
When I decide to mike it
Wait I'm waitin' for the date
For the man who demands respect
'Cause he was great c'mon
I'm on the one mission
To get a politician
To honor or he's a gonner
By the time I get to Arizona

I got 25 days to do it
If a wall in the sky
Just watch me go thru it
'Cause I gotta do what I gotta do
PE number one
Gets the job done
When it's done and over
Was because I drove'er
Thru all the static
Not stick but automatic
That's the way it is
He gotta get his
Talin' MLK
Gonna find a way
Make the state pay
Lookin' for the day
Hard as it seems
This ain't no damn dream
Gotta know what I mean
It's team against team
Catch the light beam
So I pray
I pray everyday
I do and praise Jah the maker
Lookin' for culture
I got but not here
From Jamaica
Pushin' and shakin' the structure
Bringin' down the babylon
Hearin' the sucker
That make it hard for the brown
The hard Boulova
I need now
More than ever now
Who's sittin' on my freedom
Opressor people beater
Piece of the pick
We picked a piece
Of land that we deservin' now
Reparation a piece of the nation
And damn he got the nerve
Another nigga they say and classify
We want too much
My peep plus the whole nine is mine
Don't think I even double dutch
Here's a brother my attitude hit 'em
Hang 'em high
Blowin' up the 90s started tickin' 86
When the blind get a mind
Better start and earn while we sing it
Now
There will be the day we know those down and who will go

[ELVIS]

Can you translate that to english ??

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Can you translate that to english ??

Yeah. Arizona was one of the last states to adopt the MLK holiday, and Public Enemy wasn't too happy about that. Especially since the governor of AZ at the time was a racist criminal Mormon fuck named Evan Meacham.

[Sarge]

I thought they were the last state...
In any sense..
What do you have planned for MLK day FORD?

[rustoffa]

...probably start the day off with some brains and eggs,drink some coffee.Inevitably I'll hear abraham,martin and john on the radio then mr. bluebird will light on my shoulder,I'll be like,"honey,do you see this fucking thing"?.....that'll digress into babbling self-medicated versions of zip-a-dee-doo-da.whoo-whee,I can't wait....

[Ally_Kat]

anyone wanna come over and listen to the Greaseman?

[Flash Bastard]

I'm going to my shitass job and look at satellite photos.

But somehow during the day I plan on a diet of collard greens and chicken gizzards.

[Polk High]

I'm going to sit in the middle of baltimore and every time I see an african american getting into a cab, I'm going to run up and start yelling "let them sit in the front, for Christ sakes didn't rosa parks and MLK teach us anything". I might have to beat up some cabbies.

[Polk High]

no but seriously I won't do anything cause classes start up again on tuesday. boo

[lesfunk]

I'm going to join a gang....

[lesfunk]

then find Tina Turner and throw a beating on her

[lesfunk]

Then shoplift from an Asian market

[lesfunk]

then sign up for welfare...

[lesfunk]

whew!.. Blacks in the 21st century sure lead busy lives!

[Junyore Grades]

NEVER try to hug a crack dealer! They're just not as friendly as they seem.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Junyore Grades
NEVER try to hug a crack dealer! They're just not as friendly as they seem.

Sounds like you're talking from experience there, grades.

[Rubnose]

Doctor of what may i ask?

[Figs]

Holy moly!

[Nickdfresh]

Who the Hell are these people?

[rustoffa]

So, 4 years later? How will everyone be celebrating? No plans here...probably watch ESPN and drink some coffee.

[VanHalener]

Play host to friends, BBQ, party, have a dream later in the evening.

[thome]

I am going to bang a 300 pound blonde Ho, in a attempt to stick it to the white man.

Perhaps, I will break a window out of a store in honor of the forgotten martyr Rodney King because injustice can only be served and satisfied by a new stolen flatscreen.

It's a Black thing.

No Body sticks it to Whitie better than Capelle.

Mah! Brother from another Mother.

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