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    If you don't have a bottle opener!

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    If he's gonna drink 'em that fast he should have opened a few more!
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    Looks like a stunt that could have gone horribly wrong, especially depending on how many beers they drank between takes.
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    Ghey.
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    You probably open bottles with your snatch.
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    Whereas you probably shove them up your ass and pray to Jesus.

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    Sounds fun, what are you doing later?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Looks like a stunt that could have gone horribly wrong, especially depending on how many beers they drank between takes.
    "its a bad idea"..as he grips the beer bottle to hold it steady lol
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    Bloody crazy Aussies. From the Northern Territory, I'd reckon.
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    In other words, Bogans (like yourself).

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    Well, yes.

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    Drinking corona fucking tarts
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Drinking corona fucking tarts
    Yes, south of the border pisswater. A beer that taste fouler than Roseanne Barr's pussy after it's been sitting in the hot sun at Dodger Stadium for over 4 hours. No wonder you need a lemon (or fourteen) to cover up the stench of that NAFTA swill. Corona is like saying "yeah, I'm slightly above white trash as the bank repossess my car."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Yes, south of the border pisswater. A beer that taste fouler than Roseanne Barr's pussy after it's been sitting in the hot sun at Dodger Stadium for over 4 hours. No wonder you need a lemon (or fourteen) to cover up the stench of that NAFTA swill. Corona is like saying "yeah, I'm slightly above white trash as the bank repossess my car."
    MmMY mmy...wot a POTTY mouthe.. Butt TRUoE I supposz.. sumtime's i can smell Rosanne wehn she's on TV.. naFTa..Coronia.. yuoo get 'em!@!

    Whitetrash da car, t2oo...!..
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    Get out of this thread, retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Get out of this thread, retard.
    Since wehn RU da HouSing aNd BUILidng InSpector heer, cutie??

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    He's just an asshole...

    Don't let him bother you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Drinking corona fucking tarts
    Kristy is right - actually Pacifico beer is similar to Corona, but it actually has flavor...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
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    Yoo mmmean I caLLEd a GuY "cutie?".

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