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    How a fake doctor made millions from ‘the Dr. Oz Effect’ and a bogus weight-loss supp

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/m...ss-supplement/


    By Abby Phillip January 28


    When Lindsey Duncan appeared on “The Dr. Oz Show” in 2012, he was introduced as a “naturopathic doctor” and a certified nutritionist. Lindsey prefers to use the term “celebrity nutritionist,” but that didn’t really matter, because he was there to tout the green coffee bean extract, a “new” supplement that, he claimed, “the medical community, the weight-loss community” was all buzzing about.

    But Duncan wouldn’t necessarily know anything about the chatter in the medical community, because he is no doctor.

    In announcing a $9 million settlement with Duncan this week, the Federal Trade Commission more accurately labeled him a “marketer” who skillfully manipulated the so-called “Oz Effect” to sell a bogus product that he claimed resulted in unbelievable weight loss results.

    The settlement comes just a few months after the Texas attorney general charged Duncan with deceiving the public for purporting to be a naturopathic doctor. Duncan, the state charged, used a degree from a now-defunct and uncredited “distance-learning” natural health college whose degrees are illegal to use in Texas.

    In reality, Duncan was a marketing executive of two companies, Genesis Today and Pure Health, which advertised and sold green coffee bean extract. Their moneymaking scheme, however, was only possible with the help of Mehmet Oz’s increasingly maligned self-help show.


    Dr. Oz’s medical advice show helped one Texas quack make millions (Brian Ach/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)
    “We are working on a segment about the weight loss benefits of green coffee bean and I was hoping that Lindsey Duncan might be available to be our expert,” wrote one of Oz’s producers in an April 12 e-mail to Duncan’s staff. “Has he studied green coffee bean at all? Would he be able to talk about how it works?”

    In fact, Duncan didn’t know anything about green coffee bean extract prior to receiving the e-mail, but a member of his team eagerly agreed that he would appear on the show. “Awesome! Thanks for reaching out, Dr. Lindsey does have knowledge of the Green Coffee Bean. He loves it!” came the reply a few hours later, according to court documents in the case.

    The operation then sprang into action. That same day, Duncan’s staff contacted the manufacturer and placed a wholesale order for green coffee bean extract so that they could begin producing and selling the product.

    [Dr. Oz solicits health questions on Twitter, gets attacked by trolls instead]


    As Duncan prepared for the show’s taping, his staff made sure to insert lines in the script specifying exactly how much of the extract people should take in order to lose weight. They also inserted lines instructing viewers to find the extract online by searching for “Pure Green Coffee Bean Capsules” – a search term they would later use to direct people to Web sites where they sold the extract, according to documents.

    During the taping, Dr. Oz nodded along with Duncan’s pseudoscience gibberish, according to a transcript that was included in court documents.
    Dr. Oz: So, how does it work?

    Duncan: Well, it’s amazing. It’s what we call the triple threat. Okay, and it’s the chlorogenic acid that causes the effect, and it works three ways. The first way is it goes in and it causes the body to burn glucose or sugar and burn fat, mainly in the liver. The second way, and the most important way, is it slows the release of sugar into the bloodstream, so when you don’t have sugar building up in the bloodstream you don’t have fat building up because sugar turns to fat. And everybody must remember that.

    Dr. Oz: Right.
    Wrong.

    There was then, and there is now, no scientific evidence that green coffee bean extract promotes weight loss.

    The FTC has been on the trail of the weight-loss scam for months. The agency’s actions have so far has resulted in the retraction of a bogus scientific study claiming that green coffee bean extract promotes unbelievable weight loss results with no diet and exercise, and a $3.5 million settlement against the company that manufactured the supplement.

    Now comes the biggest settlement of all: The $9 million case against Duncan and his companies, which the FTC said made “millions” off green coffee bean extract thanks to a steroid shot of publicity from Dr. Oz.

    Between the taping and the time the show aired, Oz’s producers e-mailed Duncan to ask whether he had a preferred green coffee extract supplier.

    Why yes, in fact, he did!

    “This is either a set up or manna from the heavens,” Duncan e-mailed to his staff, which attempted to conceal his connection to the company from consumers and from the Oz show, according to documents. “Please get Green Coffee Bean up on our site immediately!!!”

    The staff pointed Oz’s producers to www.purehealth100.com, a site they had created to sell the green coffee bean extract product they had just started to manufacture. They quickly executed a strategy to pump up the search value for their site by purchasing Google Adwords and setting up “fake” sites that led consumers back to their company.


    Then, touting the supplement’s appearance on “The Dr. Oz Show,” Duncan’s companies began pitching the product to retailers including Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club.

    “We just left a taping at the Dr. Oz show today, and Dr. Lindsey unveiled a new supplement that millions of Americans are going to want when this show airs in 2 weeks, and we have a product developed and ready to produce for Dept. 82 at Walmart,” one of Duncan’s employees e-mailed to a Wal-Mart representative. “You are probably aware of the ‘Oz Effect,’ this will be the Oz Effect on steroids!”

    The accusations go on and on.

    [Half of Dr. Oz’s medical advice is baseless or wrong, study says]

    As the last several months of FTC actions and this most recent cache of documents have revealed a cottage industry that grew and thrived thanks to Oz’s dubious endorsements.

    “Lindsey Duncan and his companies made millions by falsely claiming that green coffee bean supplements cause significant and rapid weight loss,” Jessica Rich, Director of the FTC’s Bureau of Consumer Protection, said in a statement. “This case shows that the Federal Trade Commission will continue to fight deceptive marketers’ attempts to prey on consumers trying to improve their health.”

    Duncan and his companies have been ordered to pay $5 million within two weeks of the court’s approval. The order also requires Duncan and his companies to substantiate any weight-loss claims in the future with at least two “well-controlled” human clinical trials — and it bans them from making false claims about the benefits of a product by claiming that they are scientifically proven when, in fact, they are not.

    Meanwhile, “The Dr. Oz Show” is still on the air, despite his association with numerous debunked weight-loss products. A recent study found that half of the medical advice he dispenses is baseless or wrong.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/m...ng-study-says/


    And Oz has recently began clearing some of the biggest offenders — including green coffee bean extract — from his Web site, in the midst of the glut of negative attention.


    Yet instead of issuing an apology to his viewers, Oz has attributed to the dust-up to the whims of “science.”

    “In prior seasons, we covered Green Coffee Extract and its potential as a useful tool for weight loss,” a statement on Oz’s site reads. “Recently the authors of the peer reviewed research paper on which our coverage had been partially based formally retracted their study. While this sometimes happens in scientific research, it indicates that further study is needed regarding any potential benefits of Green Coffee Extract.”
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    Oprah is responsible for bringing us two frauds, "Dr's" Phil and Oz, and she should be punished.
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    Go ahead and ask Dr. Oz a question on Twitter.


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    Dear Dr. Oz, at what point today did you realize that the Twitter demographic is different from your show's regular audience? #OzsInbox
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    Thanks again, Professor WikiNick:
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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    Oprah is responsible for bringing us two frauds, "Dr's" Phil and Oz, and she should be punished.
    Seems sharpton should be all over this white dr thingy.....what...opah cant find no black drs'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Thanks again, Professor WikiNick:
    Who pissed in your kale and green coffee this morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    Oprah is responsible for bringing us two frauds, "Dr's" Phil and Oz, and she should be punished.
    Well, to be fair, Oz is a real doctor. Actually he's a cardiac surgeon. But nobody who watches daytime TV is going to watch a guy cutting somebody's chest open for an hour every day, so he had to come up with something else to talk about.
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    Nick Wiki's insults. Sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Well, to be fair, Oz is a real doctor. Actually he's a cardiac surgeon.
    That makes it worse for me. That means he knows he's fucking conning people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Well, to be fair, Oz is a real doctor. Actually he's a cardiac surgeon. But nobody who watches daytime TV is going to watch a guy cutting somebody's chest open for an hour every day, so he had to come up with something else to talk about.
    and

    [Half of Dr. Oz’s medical advice is baseless or wrong, study says]

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    They set the bar low too, here's the link to the research paper in the British Medical Journal.

    http://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g7346


    For recommendations in The Dr Oz Show, evidence supported 46%, contradicted 15%, and was not found for 39%. Believable or somewhat believable evidence supported 33% of the recommendations on The Dr Oz Show.
    I wouldn't base my medical decisions on only 'somewhat believable' evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    That means he knows he's fucking conning people.
    Takes one to know one...
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    Astonishing! A topic about doctors who bullshit. Oz(one) and his dismal show appeal to the masses via bullshit. So green coffee beans don't make one lose wight but rather gain it in terms of bank about augments. Anyone, and I mean anyone who tries to push herbal supplements or some fucked up derivative of is a carnival barker looking for fools. Problem with that shit is the lack of empirical scientific study and residual harm they may bring in terms of nephrotoxity, hepatoxity, carcinogenicity and behavioral changes.

    Oh, but what's that that you say? Wouldn't that be more "governmental intrusion" on what I can do with my body?

    1. Fuck you

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    2. Yes.


    I'll tell you takers of this shit what: keep your religion, misogyny, and "men's rights" out of my womb and I'll politely shut the fuck up about those being complete fucking idiots who pop supplements like the F A T kid at the candy section of the 7-11.


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    Yes, I suppose but quit rehashing Oz(one) and his con game. I seriously wonder if he could not hack it as a heart surgeon or that his colleagues think he's such a prick that he's been blacklisted from performing at most major hospitals for fear of litigation reprisal. Who gives a shit? Personally, the man makes me sick with his smug infomercial sales pitches and designer scrubs. Oz(one) strikes me as a sociopath who preys on the gullibility of women and fuck them for allowing this asshole to flourish.

    "Made from my own feces, used antifreeze, and Kyrptonite. It even has a 'new age' name. Buy it today you fucking idiots."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Takes one to know one...

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    No social worker school today, loser ??

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    This evening, pillow biter.

    Sociology is NOT social work. And really, you should not criticize such individuals. Wasn't it a social worker who put you on welfare so you don't have to suck dick as homeless man in order to pay for your next meal - other than your protein shakes, of course.

    Speaking of "social" isn't that her calling telling you to get ready for your field trip to the zoo today?

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    Elvis, your social worker can find a good day program for you....
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    Listen you two slaves...

    Nobody is gonna "put me on" or "find me a" anything...

    Got that ??!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Listen you two slaves...

    Nobody is gonna "put me on" or "find me a" anything...

    Got that ??!!
    Elvis has found, and is on, Jeebus and colloid supplements stuffed in his asshole that contain vitamins (because the label says so)!

    give me some of that old time religion of yeah!!♪ ♪♪
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    NY Attorney General tries to reign in bullshit herbal supplement industry

    GNC, Target, Wal-Mart, Walgreens accused of selling adulterated ‘herbals’
    By Sarah Kaplan February 3 at 5:22 AM

    A warning to herbal supplement users: Those store-brand ginkgo biloba tablets you bought may contain mustard, wheat, radish and other substances decidedly non-herbal in nature, but they’re not likely to contain any actual ginkgo biloba.

    That’s according to an investigation by the New York State attorney general’s office into store-brand supplements at four national retailers — GNC, Target, Walgreens and Wal-Mart. All four have received cease-and-desist letters demanding that they stop selling a number of their dietary supplements, few of which were found to contain the herbs shown on their labels and many of which included potential allergens not identified in the ingredients list.

    “Contamination, substitution and falsely labeling herbal products constitute deceptive business practices and, more importantly, present considerable health risks for consumers,” said the letters, first reported today by the New York Times.

    The tests were conducted using a process called DNA barcoding, which identifies individual ingredients through a kind of “genetic fingerprinting.” The investigators tested 24 products claiming to be seven different types of herb — echinacea, garlic, gingko biloba, ginseng, saw palmetto, St. John’s wort and valerian root. All but five of the products contained DNA that was either unrecognizable or from a plant other than what the product claimed to be.

    Additionally, five of the 24 contained wheat and two contained beans without identifying them on the labels — both substances are known to cause allergic reactions in some people.

    Of the four retailers, Wal-Mart was the worst offender: None of its six supplements that were tested was found to contain purely the ingredient advertised. Target’s supplements were the least misleading of the lot — though that isn’t saying much, since tests on six of the brand’s products resulted in only one unqualified positive. Two of Target’s other supplements contained DNA from other plants alongside their purported ingredients, while the remaining three tested negative.

    Harvard Medical School assistant professor Pieter Cohen, who is an expert on supplement safety, told the New York Times that the test results were so extreme he found them hard to accept. He suggested that the manufacturing process may have destroyed some of the ingredients’ DNA, rendering the DNA barcode test ineffective.

    On the other hand, he said, “if this data is accurate, then it is an unbelievably devastating indictment of the industry.”

    This investigation is just the latest in a series of blows against the dietary supplement industry. Supplements are not considered food or drugs, so they have long been only loosely regulated. Federal guidelines require companies to ensure that their products are safe and accurately labeled, but the FDA has little power to enforce that rule.

    A 2012 paper published in the Journal of the American Medical Association warned that this lack of regulation of the supplement industry could lead to “adverse events.” In the past five years, tainted supplements have been associated with kidney failure, hepatitis and other problems.
    MIAMI - AUGUST 21: Ginkgo biloba is shown in capsule form August 21, 2002 in Miami, Florida. Contrary to manufacturers claims, the herb has no beneficial effect on memory, according to a study published in the current issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association. The study was conducted by researchers at Williams College in Williamstown, Massachusetts and The Memory Clinic in Bennington, Vermont.

    Also in 2012, the Department of Health and Human Services released a report saying that supplements’ claims about their structure and function often lack scientific support. HHS recommended that the FDA seek “explicit statutory authority to review substantiation for structure/function claims” — essentially, it should subject the health claims made by supplement manufacturers to the same kind of scrutiny that drugs must undergo.

    The New York attorney general’s letters also cited a 2013 Canadian study of 44 common supplements, in which one-third of herbal supplements that were tested contained no trace of the plant advertised on the bottle.

    The Canadian study “alerted the dietary supplement industry to the fact that it is not providing the public with authentic products without substitution, contamination or fillers. It is disappointing that over a year later the attorney general’s researcher reached similar conclusions,” the letters chastised, sounding like a frustrated parent.

    In response to the findings, Walgreens told the New York Times that it would remove the offending products from its shelves nationwide, while spokesmen for Wal-Mart and GNC both said that the companies would respond “appropriately.” Target did not respond to requests for comment.

    The study was prompted by a Times article that raised questions about the supplements.

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    I don't think you have to worry about too many guys trying to get into your womb, Kristy...

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    Why thanks Nick. Sorry, Professor Wikidickia.

    The question much be asked: what does a self-assured asslicker like yourself who becomes the bete noire of the intellectual know jack shit about a womb? Mine, or anyone else? See if your mother's vag is on Wiki under the heading 'Gaping Hole' and get back to me.




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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
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    Nobody is gonna "put me on" or "find me a" anything...

    Got that ??!!

    Yes, keep your rebellious facade going, trailer boy. Nobody conquers the unemployed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Why thanks Nick. Sorry, Professor Wikidickia.

    The question much be asked: what does a self-assured asslicker like yourself who becomes the bete noire of the intellectual know jack shit about a womb? Mine, or anyone else? See if your mother's vag is on Wiki under the heading 'Gaping Hole' and get back to me.




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    This may explain why "vitamins don't do anything" is some studies, as people may be essentially taking shitty placebos...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    I don't think you have to worry about too many guys trying to get into your womb, Kristy...
    Now that I think about it, you lame comment made me look for a book I had read as an undergrad (because I can be THAT pretentious nowadays) written by Hugo Von Hofmannsthal-whatever called "Die Frau ohne Schatten (The Woman Without A Shadow) It's about one crazy bitch who also happens to be the daughter of a king of the spirit world.


    Because of her lack of a shadow she remains excluded from all those "mysteries of womanhood", pregnancy and of birth. Why is this such a bad thing? No governmental intrusion for her womb. I also hear it is now a suck-ass play in the arty-farty district of New York.



    And THAT reminds me of Chamisso's book Peter Schlemihl where the main character "loses" his own shadow. It's that same old tale of how the one who gets a hold of it or to whom it has been relinquished gains control of (their) soul as well. In the story of Peter here, it is the devil himself. SPOILER ALERT




    So..what's the point? Well, try reading a book over a Wiki page sometime. You may find it to be quite enjoyable. And who knows? You may be less of an asshole as a result.
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    I think having too big a shadow is more of an issue with Americans these days...

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    Well, the devil in Chamisso's novel was based on Dr. Oz.

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