VH live album - OFFICIAL

[neuralfraud]

Ugh. This press release made it on blabbermouth...complete with Fisher Price artwork.

[VetteLS5]

A stunt publicist/fluffer

Fixed 'er

[VetteLS5]

Obviously THEIR not ready ...

Ahem... "they're". Where's PB the grammar nazi when we need him? I want more rep power for doing his job.

[mh5150]

Ahem... "they're". Where's PB the grammar nazi when we need him? I want more rep power for doing his job.

Sorry...
Fixe it for'ya
GET READY...

[twonabomber]

LOL, it's frustrating as hell....

And the most frustrating thing? It's something that any of VH diehard idiots can do!

I wouldn't go as far as to say I'd do it for free, but FUCK, it's not like making Facebook and Twitter posts is rocket surgery !!!

But let's not kid ourselves, this is ELVH and his "publicist" wife's doing, absolutely no doubt about it.....

We HAVE been doing it for free...

[Von Halen]

Here's the track listing.

Unchained
Runnin’ With the Devil
She’s The Woman
I’m The One
Tattoo
Everybody Wants Some
Somebody Get Me A Doctor
China Town
Hear About It Later
Oh, Pretty Woman
You Really Got Me
Dance the Night Away
I’ll Wait
And The Cradle Will Rock…
Hot for Teacher
Women In Love
Romeo Delight
Mean Street
Beautiful Girls
Ice Cream Man
Panama
Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love
Jump

[Splooge]

Here's the track listing.

Unchained
Runnin’ With the Devil
She’s The Woman
I’m The One
Tattoo
Everybody Wants Some
Somebody Get Me A Doctor
China Town
Hear About It Later
Oh, Pretty Woman
You Really Got Me
Dance the Night Away
I’ll Wait
And The Cradle Will Rock…
Hot for Teacher
Women In Love
Romeo Delight
Mean Street
Beautiful Girls
Ice Cream Man
Panama
Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love
Jump

If it does actually come out, I will have to go and pee during Pretty Woman, just out of habit.

[twonabomber]

I go during I'll Wait.

[Von Halen]

Ed's worst fear will be realized if they put out this crap!

I'll illegally download the fuck out of this and give it out to everyone I know........might even give it to people I don't know

So right out of the gate you're minus a few hundred bucks on this cash grab fiasco!

Way to give the fans what they want and have your finger on the pulse of the buying public team VH!

Kwame, you sound as pissed off as I am.

[kwame k]

Ugh. This press release made it on blabbermouth...complete with Fisher Price artwork.

By way of Melodicock!

Great source for misinformation!

[kwame k]

Kwame, you sound as pissed off as I am.

All fucking day since I first read the rumor!

I just might start a new VH website dedicated to giving the new live album away for free!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

We HAVE been doing it for free...

FUCK, you're absolutely right!

So, hold on, this is all MY fault!

[ZahZoo]

Oh yeah, so sorry... .


AND, to top it off, Ed's old lady IS A FUCKING PUBLICIST !!!

She owns the damn dog...

[Von Halen]

Van Halen is the most dysfunctional, inept rock band, in the history of rock bands. I am so pissed off at myself for latching onto these guys, all those years ago.

Hey Dave, GREAT fucking move going dark with all your social media! BRILLIANT fucking move! Way to create a buzz! Way to have your finger on the pulse of your fans! Oh wait, there is no pulse. Because you stupid motherfuckers aren't smart enough to know how to create a buzz among your most loyal fans, let alone the rest of the population that has no idea who the fuck you or your band are, here in the 21st fucking Century!

Hooray! We're going to get a live studio album! NO FUCKING THANKS! If I'm going to listen to that garbage, I'm going to listen to Cato's bootleg version! You can shove your "official" version right up your asses!

Do you fucking think I need ANOTHER remastered version of the 6 pack? Are you fucking kidding me? I thought you motherfuckers had 10 albums worth of music in the vaults?? You can't muster up enough energy to make 10 or 12 songs out of that shit? I should have realized how full of shit you were on that subject, like you fuckers are on every subject, when you came out with all the rehashed old songs last time around!

All 3 (I'm giving Wolf a pass, because I have to believe if he was running the show, he'd give the fans what they WANT!) of you motherfuckers couldn't mix your brains together, and come up with one fully functioning brain! Your motherfucking fans, the real motherfucking Van Halen fans, don't want the shit you are trying to shove down our throats. The sales (LACK OF) will prove me right! We want a NEW album! We want OLD live shows, on DVD and audio! We don't care if your PUSSIES still hurt because Mike is friends with Clichegar! TOO FUCKING BAD! He was part of the history! He is part of the legacy! You stupid motherfuckers might want to forget that, BUT WE THE DIEHARD MOTHERFUCKING REAL VAN HALEN FANS, WILL NOT EVER MOTHERFUCKING EVER FORGET IT!!! We're never going to let you fuckheads forget it either!

Van Halen used to be a machine. Van Halen used to come roaring onto the radio, into the media, into towns, like a fucking freight train. Now you motherfuckers might as well roll in in wheel chairs. Nobody but us, the diehards even know you're coming. Sadly, nobody cares. It's your fault. Funny you motherfuckers keep using a ship in what little media you put out, when you are MISSING THE BOAT!

Van Halen, fuck you very much.

Last but not least. Dave, shed this fucking dead weight, and release the John 5 album.

[Von Halen]

I just might start a new VH website dedicated to giving the new live album away for free!

I own the domain...

[twonabomber]

Van Halen is the most dysfunctional, inept rock band, in the history of rock bands. I am so pissed off at myself for latching onto these guys, all those years ago.

Hey Dave, GREAT fucking move going dark with all your social media! BRILLIANT fucking move! Way to create a buzz! Way to have your finger on the pulse of your fans! Oh wait, there is no pulse. Because you stupid motherfuckers aren't smart enough to know how to create a buzz among your most loyal fans, let alone the rest of the population that has no idea who the fuck you or your band are, here in the 21st fucking Century!

Hooray! We're going to get a live studio album! NO FUCKING THANKS! If I'm going to listen to that garbage, I'm going to listen to Cato's bootleg version! You can shove your "official" version right up your asses!

Do you fucking think I need ANOTHER remastered version of the 6 pack? Are you fucking kidding me? I thought you motherfuckers had 10 albums worth of music in the vaults?? You can't muster up enough energy to make 10 or 12 songs out of that shit? I should have realized how full of shit you were on that subject, like you fuckers are on every subject, when you came out with all the rehashed old songs last time around!

All 3 (I'm giving Wolf a pass, because I have to believe if he was running the show, he'd give the fans what they WANT!) of you motherfuckers couldn't mix your brains together, and come up with one fully functioning brain! Your motherfucking fans, the real motherfucking Van Halen fans, don't want the shit you are trying to shove down our throats. The sales (LACK OF) will prove me right! We want a NEW album! We want OLD live shows, on DVD and audio! We don't care if your PUSSIES still hurt because Mike is friends with Clichegar! TOO FUCKING BAD! He was part of the history! He is part of the legacy! You stupid motherfuckers might want to forget that, BUT WE THE DIEHARD MOTHERFUCKING REAL VAN HALEN FANS, WILL NOT EVER MOTHERFUCKING EVER FORGET IT!!! We're never going to let you fuckheads forget it either!

Van Halen used to be a machine. Van Halen used to come roaring onto the radio, into the media, into towns, like a fucking freight train. Now you motherfuckers might as well roll in in wheel chairs. Nobody but us, the diehards even know your coming. Sadly, nobody cares. It's your fault. Funny you motherfuckers keep using a ship in what little media you put out, when you are MISSING THE BOAT!

Van Halen, fuck you very much.

Last but not least. Dave, shed this fucking dead weight, and release the John 5 album.

So does this mean you won't be blasting the live album in the buggy this summer?

[Von Halen]

So does this mean you won't be blasting the live album in the buggy this summer?

I'd rather blast Live Without A Fucking Net than this fucking BULLSHIT!

I'll fucking blast the originally remastered 6 pack! I'll blast one of my zillion fucking bootlegs, that sounds like the REAL Van Halen, because it IS the real Van Halen! I'll be blasting the US Festival! I'll be blasting Largo!

FUCK these motherfuckers!

[guwapo_rocker]

I'd rather blast Live Without A Fucking Net than this fucking BULLSHIT!

Okay. you Don't mean that!!

Take it back!!

[twonabomber]

He's only saying that so Donnie will ride with him!

[Von Halen]

Okay. you Don't mean that!!

Take it back!!

Ok, I take it back. But I'm so fucking mad right now, I can't fucking see straight.

But hey, I'm sure a few of you will still keep sucking the proverbial VH cock. Not me. Fuck 'em.

[guwapo_rocker]

But hey, I'm sure a few of you will still keep sucking the proverbial VH cock. Not me. Fuck 'em.

I won't go this time around if it is just another tour with nothing new.

Well, actually, maybe one show, if it was in a city on the shore of Lake Erie, and we could all get together
one last time.

[twonabomber]

I was thinking Lake Ontario.

[guwapo_rocker]

I was thinking Lake Ontario.

It will have to be cheap seats.

I'm still paying for the last two tours

[kwame k]

So who here will actually buy this garbage cash grab if it is true?

I'll download it illegally, for sure but won't spend one dime for it!

How a band can consistently get it wrong and what their fans want wrong........is amazing! Whatever you guys think is a good idea do the opposite and you'll be right every time!

[guwapo_rocker]

So who here will actually buy this garbage cash grab if it is true?

I'll download it illegally, for sure but won't spend one dime for it!

How a band can consistently get it wrong and what their fans want wrong........is amazing! Whatever you guys think is a good idea do the opposite and you'll be right every time!

I won't buy it. But I won't download it either. I believe that is one of the reasons artists don't spend a lot of time working on

and releasing new material these days, because it will just be stolen.

Or they could just be lazy asses.

[kwame k]

I won't buy it. But I won't download it either. I believe that is one of the reasons artists don't spend a lot of time working on

and releasing new material these days, because it will just be stolen.

Or they could just be lazy asses.

I don't normally promote illegal downloading but in this case I'm making a statement!

Put out shit that no one wants and you won't get shit from me!

I'd be the first one to buy a new album or a classic era live album/DVD!

[guwapo_rocker]

I don't normally promote illegal downloading but in this case I'm making a statement!

Put out shit that no one wants and you won't get shit from me!

I'd be the first one to buy a new album or a classic era live album/DVD!

I was sad to see the number of people on here and elsewhere posting that they were downloading ADKOT

because it was released elsewhere before North America. I knew that kind of thing would just solidify in Ed's

mind that it was not worth the effort to release new material.

In defense of this site, at the time, VA made it clear that promoting the downloading of the album would

not be tolerated.

[Von Halen]

So who here will actually buy this garbage cash grab if it is true?

The only ones that will bend over for this, are those that are more desperate for something from these guys, than I am. Them, and those that never got to see the real Van Halen. Or maybe only got to see that watered down 1984 tour, where Dave was already well on his way to fucking up the band, with all of his wardrobe changes and samurai act, and bullshit that went on during that tour.

[kwame k]

I was sad to see the number of people on here and elsewhere posting that they were downloading ADKOT

because it was released elsewhere before North America. I knew that kind of thing would just solidify in Ed's

mind that it was not worth the effort to release new material.

In defense of this site, at the time, VA made it clear that promoting the downloading of the album would

not be tolerated.

I bought ADKOT and encouraged everyone I knew to do the same because I wanted to see these guys have a successful album with Dave back in the fold! To make sure he stayed back in the band!

Now I'm having second thoughts about him staying with VH if all they're going to do is rehash the "hits"!

I'd much rather hear what new stuff Dave comes up with without VH if VH can't or won't release new music!

And VA did a great job keeping the illegal stuff off the boards back then!

[kwame k]

The only ones that will bend over for this, are those that are more desperate for something from these guys, than I am. Them, and those that never got to see the real Van Halen. Or maybe only got to see that watered down 1984 tour, where Dave was already well on his way to fucking up the band, with all of his wardrobe changes and samurai act, and bullshit that went on during that tour.

I hear ya!

In thinking about how much I've spent on this band over the years!

Bought all the albums on vinyl.
Bought them all again on cassette.
On CD.
The remastered CD's.
Then all the vinyl again (sure they didn't see money from those)

They've gotten plenty of money from me!

[Von Halen]

Ed and Al might want to forget this guy was ever in the band, but I sure as fuck won't!

I WANT A LIVE SHOW OF THE REAL VAN HALEN! WHEN VAN HALEN WAS VAN HALEN!

As you can see from the stub in the previous post, I took this picture on August 24th, 1980.

[DONNIEP]

He's only saying that so Donnie will ride with him!

Hells Yeah! Von and Don Summer Tour 2015 - Coming to A Motherfuckin' Walmart In YOUR Town!!

[FORD]

Here's the track listing.

Unchained
Runnin’ With the Devil
She’s The Woman
I’m The One
Tattoo
Everybody Wants Some
Somebody Get Me A Doctor
China Town
Hear About It Later
Oh, Pretty Woman
You Really Got Me
Dance the Night Away
I’ll Wait
And The Cradle Will Rock…
Hot for Teacher
Women In Love
Romeo Delight
Mean Street
Beautiful Girls
Ice Cream Man
Panama
Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love
Jump

Oh of course... they couldn't leave out the fucking lameassed Top 40 synth pop songs.

[DONNIEP]

So...VH returns to the Fortress of Irrelevance for how many months and the absolute best they can possibly come up with is a live show from this last tour? Oh please, please - where do I place my preorder? Does it come with a dildo so I'll feel like I'm truly getting fucked??

I don't want no live album of this so called Van Halen, especially not off this last tour, which sucked camel cock as often as not. Go back and remaster or clean up or blow off one of the old shows and put that out as a live record. You know - something that actually sounds like Van Halen!

Now, when do the tickets for this magical mystery tour go on sale? I'm gonna jump up on stage and draw a treasure map on Dave's dome!!

[DONNIEP]

I hope this is a double live album and the second record is Ed's Guitar Solos Through The Years. They can just take one from the last tour and cut it into the vinyl 8 times on each side. And honestly, can you ever get enough of hearing the same solo over and over again? I think not.

[Von Halen]

If Cato has a bootleg of that show, and I think he does, he should do some proper art work, and put out a press release saying he's releasing it on March 31st! 2 discs! Audio and DVD! I bet his version would out sell the "official" version!

[DONNIEP]

If Cato has a bootleg of that show, and I think he does, he should do some proper art work, and put out a press release saying he's releasing it on March 31st! 2 discs! Audio and DVD! I bet his version would out sell the "official" version!

Well he'd only have to press 9 copies...

[Fairwrning]

Id consider buying this Japan show only if they throw in the 83 US festival dvd...in the meantime Im gonna watch my Buenos Aires dvd and smoke some dope in my basement..

[Von Halen]

Id consider buying this Japan show only if they throw in the 83 US festival dvd...in the meantime Im gonna watch my Buenos Aires dvd and smoke some dope in my basement..

I was dicking around with the Roku player last night, searching channels, and I come across one called the Mullet channel. I add it, click on Van Halen, and the first thing they play is LARGO IN ITS ENTIRETY!! That's the stuff Van Halen fans want!!

[Kristy]

Did I read that right? 25 cent parking fee? It's around $18 - $22 for your average Red Rocks Rip Off these days.