Kristy's Epiphany!

[Kristy]

I've been going back and rereading a lot of my post because the tripe you cretins have been posting recently sucks worse than a Prius windtesting tunnel.


And you know what I found out?



I'm kind of a bitch.



Go me.

[Von Halen]

But we love you.

[Kristy]

I am incapable of love.


Fool.

[kwame k]

Go with your strengths, I always say!

[Von Halen]

I am incapable of love.

Yeah, so am I. I was just being nice.

[DONNIEP]

I am incapable of love.


Fool.

Oh my god, we were made for each other...

[jacksmar]

I've been going back and rereading a lot of my post because the tripe you cretins have been posting recently sucks worse than a Prius windtesting tunnel.


And you know what I found out?



I'm kind of a bitch.



Go me.

I disagree...

[Fairwrning]

I am incapable of love.


Fool.

You dont have to love..just lie back and take it.

[chefcraig]

I am incapable of love.


Fool.

Makes two of us.

Bonus points for recognizing Veruca Salt and the Velvet Underground.

[WARF]

Kristy is the best thing about this place!

[Diamondjimi]

Kristy is the best thing about this place!

Are you fucking serious?

[Phil theStalker]

Kristy is the best thing about this place!

Wot? Da beest thingy aboot dis plACE is da NACHOoS aNd da fFREE POPPYKorn!

And da SeX!

[Phil theStalker]

Are you fucking serious?

Dat's wot I say everyTYME I waTCH an ePISSode aff SeinFELD.

[Ed Roth]

Fifty shades of ghey

[clarathecarrot]

You don't seem to be afflicted with -Boney Knees- so...ahhh... you got that going for you, free... right there, right from the gitgo..?

You should start your day with that, affirmation.



You may - touch upon your bitch- while looking at your knees as lovely and not constructed with the boneyness please also, take a POV pic of that and send it to me I will concern myself with replying to you a few words to confirm non-boneyness.

and please always remember, I got a thing for you and I can't let it go.....

but truly what you wont do do for love..

[Ed Roth]

Shut the fuck up, you mush mouthed mother fucker!

[clarathecarrot]

That is so sexy


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[ZahZoo]

Are you fucking serious?

You had a good run DJ... Don't take it too hard. Sooner or later we all become alumni and have to relinquish the playing field to new rising stars...

[Nickdfresh]

Fifty shades of ghey

Okay that made me LOL

[Diamondjimi]

You had a good run DJ... Don't take it too hard. Sooner or later we all become alumni and have to relinquish the playing field to new rising stars...

Lol.
Ya know. The sad thing about the Kunt, is the fact that she(he) isn't even a Van Halen fan. I think the sole reason Kunty is here is the simple fact that she(he) is banned from the Cure/Jack White forums....

[ZahZoo]

If we all had only good intentions and respectable motives for being here... we wouldn't be here...

[chefcraig]

If we all had only good intentions and respectable motives for being here... we wouldn't be here...

That is the point...we are ALL a bunch of disrespectable degenerates, who vaguely admire/admonish a band and it's front man who lost gas sometime in 1987. We argue about the dumbest shit available...yet so what? Hey, it could be a lot more disgusting...we could all be Rush fans pondering the works of Ayn Rand or even worse, pretend to be enthusiastic Journey or Kansas addicts.

[Diamondjimi]

If we all had only good intentions and respectable motives for being here... we wouldn't be here...

True.

And this certainly isn't the Army's first attention whoring thread. I'm waiting for her "Im leaving The Army" thread.

[WARF]

Judging by the comments I read here I sometimes wish I never built this site

[Phil theStalker]

Judging by the comments I read here I sometimes wish I never built this site

Pa-LEEEEEASE!!!//...''

"wOT wood U doo wit out frEEdom/>??..."
BRAVEKIDNEY

I AM DA GOD AFF HELL FIRE!

[Kristy]

31 years ago today the skies turned black and the world the plunged into chaos. Despair, agony, discord and strife was born.

[Kristy]

Hello Kristy! We at ROTH ARMY FORUMS would like to wish you a Happy Fuckin' Birthday!

Hey! Enough with the swearing. This is a family site.

[clarathecarrot]

If you are like every woman in the world you would be happy that every other man in the world has the first shot at this love you are incapable before I have a shot at it.

You got that going for you.

Happy birthday

[Von Halen]

Happy Birthday you old hag.

[Kristy]

Thanks, but there is absolutely nothing happy about today.

[FORD]

Happy Beerday!

[Von Halen]

Thanks, but there is absolutely nothing happy about today.

Why not?

[ZahZoo]

Best wishes... happy or otherwise...

[DONNIEP]

Today's my best girl's birthday??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTY!!!!!!!!!!!

[78/84 guy]

That is the point...we are ALL a bunch of disrespectable degenerates, who vaguely admire/admonish a band and it's front man who lost gas sometime in 1987. We argue about the dumbest shit available...yet so what? Hey, it could be a lot more disgusting...we could all be Rush fans pondering the works of Ayn Rand or even worse, pretend to be enthusiastic Journey or Kansas addicts.

1987 ??????

[78/84 guy]

31 years ago today the skies turned black and the world the plunged into chaos. Despair, agony, discord and strife was born.

80'S Bands ? Lol

[78/84 guy]

i've been going back and rereading a lot of my post because the tripe you cretins have been posting recently sucks worse than a prius windtesting tunnel.


And you know what i found out?



I'm kind of a bitch.



Go me.

kind of ?????

[chefcraig]

1987 ??????

Hey, I'm a fumblefingers on everything, perhaps I screwed up the date....gimme a break.