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    Kristy's Epiphany!

    I've been going back and rereading a lot of my post because the tripe you cretins have been posting recently sucks worse than a Prius windtesting tunnel.


    And you know what I found out?



    I'm kind of a bitch.



    Go me.

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    But we love you.

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    I am incapable of love.


    Fool.

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    Go with your strengths, I always say!
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    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I am incapable of love.
    Yeah, so am I. I was just being nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I am incapable of love.


    Fool.
    Oh my god, we were made for each other...
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I've been going back and rereading a lot of my post because the tripe you cretins have been posting recently sucks worse than a Prius windtesting tunnel.


    And you know what I found out?



    I'm kind of a bitch.



    Go me.
    I disagree...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I am incapable of love.


    Fool.
    You dont have to love..just lie back and take it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I am incapable of love.


    Fool.
    Makes two of us.

    Bonus points for recognizing Veruca Salt and the Velvet Underground.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
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    Kristy is the best thing about this place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Kristy is the best thing about this place!
    Are you fucking serious?
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Kristy is the best thing about this place!
    Wot? Da beest thingy aboot dis plACE is da NACHOoS aNd da fFREE POPPYKorn!

    And da SeX!
    Add to Ignore list

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Are you fucking serious?
    Dat's wot I say everyTYME I waTCH an ePISSode aff SeinFELD.

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    Fifty shades of ghey
    Big Daddy Ed Motherfuckin' Roth!

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    You don't seem to be afflicted with -Boney Knees- so...ahhh... you got that going for you, free... right there, right from the gitgo..?

    You should start your day with that, affirmation.



    You may - touch upon your bitch- while looking at your knees as lovely and not constructed with the boneyness please also, take a POV pic of that and send it to me I will concern myself with replying to you a few words to confirm non-boneyness.

    and please always remember, I got a thing for you and I can't let it go.....

    but truly what you wont do do for love..

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    Shut the fuck up, you mush mouthed mother fucker!

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    That is so sexy


    Showgirls091509.jpg
    Last edited by clarathecarrot; 02-08-2015 at 10:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Are you fucking serious?
    You had a good run DJ... Don't take it too hard. Sooner or later we all become alumni and have to relinquish the playing field to new rising stars...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Roth View Post
    Fifty shades of ghey
    Okay that made me LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    You had a good run DJ... Don't take it too hard. Sooner or later we all become alumni and have to relinquish the playing field to new rising stars...
    Lol.
    Ya know. The sad thing about the Kunt, is the fact that she(he) isn't even a Van Halen fan. I think the sole reason Kunty is here is the simple fact that she(he) is banned from the Cure/Jack White forums....

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    If we all had only good intentions and respectable motives for being here... we wouldn't be here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    If we all had only good intentions and respectable motives for being here... we wouldn't be here...

    That
    is the point...we are ALL a bunch of disrespectable degenerates, who vaguely admire/admonish a band and it's front man who lost gas sometime in 1987. We argue about the dumbest shit available...yet so what? Hey, it could be a lot more disgusting...we could all be Rush fans pondering the works of Ayn Rand or even worse, pretend to be enthusiastic Journey or Kansas addicts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    If we all had only good intentions and respectable motives for being here... we wouldn't be here...
    True.

    And this certainly isn't the Army's first attention whoring thread. I'm waiting for her "Im leaving The Army" thread.

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    Judging by the comments I read here I sometimes wish I never built this site

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Judging by the comments I read here I sometimes wish I never built this site
    Pa-LEEEEEASE!!!//...''

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    31 years ago today the skies turned black and the world the plunged into chaos. Despair, agony, discord and strife was born.

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    Hello Kristy! We at ROTH ARMY FORUMS would like to wish you a Happy Fuckin' Birthday!

    Hey! Enough with the swearing. This is a family site.

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    If you are like every woman in the world you would be happy that every other man in the world has the first shot at this love you are incapable before I have a shot at it.

    You got that going for you.

    Happy birthday

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    Happy Birthday you old hag.

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    Thanks, but there is absolutely nothing happy about today.

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    Happy Beerday!
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Thanks, but there is absolutely nothing happy about today.
    Why not?

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    Best wishes... happy or otherwise...

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    Today's my best girl's birthday??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTY!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post

    That
    is the point...we are ALL a bunch of disrespectable degenerates, who vaguely admire/admonish a band and it's front man who lost gas sometime in 1987. We argue about the dumbest shit available...yet so what? Hey, it could be a lot more disgusting...we could all be Rush fans pondering the works of Ayn Rand or even worse, pretend to be enthusiastic Journey or Kansas addicts.
    1987 ??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    31 years ago today the skies turned black and the world the plunged into chaos. Despair, agony, discord and strife was born.
    80'S Bands ? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kristy View Post
    i've been going back and rereading a lot of my post because the tripe you cretins have been posting recently sucks worse than a prius windtesting tunnel.


    And you know what i found out?



    I'm kind of a bitch.



    Go me.
    kind of ?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by 78/84 guy View Post
    1987 ??????
    Hey, I'm a fumblefingers on everything, perhaps I screwed up the date....gimme a break.

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