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Originally posted by headracing Get a life Roth fans Van-Halen has moved on. There bigger and better than ever! But at least you can find happiness in knowing you can get front row seats at a Dave show anytime. Lick my balls bitch!!! hahaha!
Back to your trailer & your sister/wife, inbred.
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
Hey headracing!!What's going on brother!!Now you're talking.........we;re slowly taking over this site aren't we.They just don't get it.......Balding,Voiceless,EMT'S are so 1980's!!!!
Originally posted by headracing Get a life Roth fans Van-Halen has moved on. There bigger and better than ever! But at least you can find happiness in knowing you can get front row seats at a Dave show anytime. Lick my balls bitch!!! hahaha!
yo, scum fucka, van fucker is DEFINITELY BIGGER, i'll agree with you there. especially with all those double cheeseburgers with bacon and extra mayo.
i get a front row seat at the strip bar where your mudda works behind your fadda's back! and SHE licks MY balls!! man oh man, does it feel good! and all this takes place while your grand fadda watches and jerks off all over himself! how do ya like that?
Originally posted by headracing Get a life Roth fans Van-Halen has moved on. There bigger and better than ever! But at least you can find happiness in knowing you can get front row seats at a Dave show anytime. Lick my balls bitch!!! hahaha!
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