Me here

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

i miss this plaice

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

Hi LEFTY! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

I miss GAR

[Phil theStalker]

Wee mmiss U t200, flappo. ANd all aff yer joo DAVE joKeS! /theer is a LiTiTLe ADolf in all aff us. Even DAVE. PS How;s Joe//?..

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Who the hell ar you?

[Phil theStalker]

Da inciDENT at da clinic they said I was speecial..

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

ar you retardend? ar you smoking meth?

[Dan]

LEFTY u sexy Lady.:P

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

i miss you so much dan. our sun will be 3 neks munth
you owe me 28grand in child suport you sumbitch

[Dan]

Holy Shit,I never Cum.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

come home danny poo. we miss you.
bring yor chek book and dont be a cunt

[Dan]

Damn,Maybe Sell The Child.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

twins are hard to sell becaws thay have odd shaypd heds and webbed feet.
one looks like you and one looks like me. yor sun eats his own boogers he must get that from you
mail me a chek you drunk kiwi bastard

[Dan]

You would get me money buy whoring Yourself.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

i will send the childrins aid peeple to the sheep pen to get my money yor a terabil father

sheep pen is in nashvill right? i am gunna slap the shit outa you wen I cach you dan