Caption this !!

[ELVIS]

[chefcraig]

"This is so cool...I've always wanted to play keyboards for Deep Purple, and today, the Almighty Lord has granted my wish."

[ELVIS]

Or...

"I wish my brother Malik was here."

[WARF]

"Why isn't this cross upside down like I requested?"

[ELVIS]

"Bad Jebby!"

[chefcraig]

Or...

"OK, I'm NOT going to say this again...the ribs and chicken are on the left site of the platform. The coleslaw, greens, potato salad and corn bread are on the right. The keg is in the middle, along with the plastic cups. How hard is this to follow, you boneheads?"

[TFM_Dale]

No matter how bad I fuck up, thank God I'm not a Bush!