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    There's a new kid in town (yeah, I like The Eagles, so fucking what?

    Hey people, I'm a Van Halen fan from Buenos Aires, Argentina.

    I liked Van Halen since I was a tiny dude with no peach fuzz on my weenie.
    But when I was 11 I started to really pay attention to music, especially Frank Zappa, Led Zeppelin and Van Halen.
    I started learning The Way of the Roth and here I am, ain't no man of the world, no...

    In fact, I remember checking out the forum EVERY SINGLE DAY back in 2006 to see if the Van Halen torch was finally lit and to check news from the David Lee Roth show.

    Anyway, thank you for having me.
    I suppose I don't have to do anything dirty to fit in, right? If it's dirty, just bring me a girl and I'll gladly perform a rim job.

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi doobiewah and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    Fuckin' A.

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    For you....

    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    Hey, thanks kind sir/lady!

    What a gig. WHAT A BAND!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doobiewah View Post
    just bring me a girl and I'll gladly perform a rim job.
    Have you met our good friend Kristy?

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    Don't smell up this thread...

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    Welcome...





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    A 26 year old Van Halen fan with an interest in Zappa and Zeppelin and a Peter Frampton reference for a screen name. I'd say your parents raised you right!

    Welcome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    A 26 year old Van Halen fan with an interest in Zappa and Zeppelin and a Peter Frampton reference for a screen name. I'd say your parents raised you right!

    Welcome!
    Thanks! My parents had nothing to do with it... it was all by accident
    I got my brothers to blame. They introduced me to The Beatles, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Van Halen and The Ramones. From then on, I started checking out several other things by myself, like Warren Zevon, KISS, Danzig, Alice Cooper, Prince, Iggy Pop and so on...
    It's a great feeling to serve the Roth Army.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Welcome...




    Yes. Just YES.

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    welcome. do you have running water in yor cuntry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doobiewah View Post
    I got my brothers to blame. They introduced me to The Beatles, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Van Halen and The Ramones. From then on, I started checking out several other things by myself, like Warren Zevon, KISS, Danzig, Alice Cooper, Prince, Iggy Pop and so on...
    It's a great feeling to serve the Roth Army.
    You really need to get laid. Idiot.

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    Is that your professional social worker advice ??

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    kristy is a cunt I think shes a lesbeen scared of men

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    I think it's a male afraid of everyone and everything...

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